Mr. DeMille, Jinx is ready for his closeup...

he's pissed.

For Miss Spinning Girl....

Fresno....there is nothing else to do but buy my staff pizza- poolside...

what? you want me to jump? dare me....

Here is my gift for Spinning Girl...wasabi...and the Lucky Chess thing-a-ma-jig/...

I thought long and hard...what should I get myself for Christmas? I got a stero system....

Gobble Gobble.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone...

As if I even need to tell you I am having an adventure...

Mmmmmm...Nothing says lovin' like a chicken-fried steak-brick...even better, its one from Denny's....too bad it wasn't my birthday, I coulda gotten it free....wait a sec, I have a per diem...get me some pumpkin pie!

Screw transfat...it's Thanksgiving!

See food...

Since Spinning Girl has a beef with animals in costumes, I tried my damndest to win these two dumbasses in the machine with the claw at Denny's....Five dollars later, I conceeded...

How's this for an adventure? I went to a Vietemese/Koreon/Thai market here in Fresno...

I shutter to think these Crump Sandwiches are edible...and what the hell...who eats preserved duck eggs? Gnarly...

Yummers...how about a nice juicy canned quail egg? Bet the juice tastes delightful...

I did get Spinning Girl a surprise from here, but blogger is acting up and I can't post the photos...its Wasabi for her peanuts, and a nifty Lucky Chess Game...what is that, you ask? I have no idea, I just happen to love regular chess, and I know Spinning Girl likes anything I like cuz she's cool like that...

Well...have some more stuffing...have a little mashed potatos and some cheese sticks and call it a Thanksgiving LBSEAHAG style...

in Fresno.
*sigh*

A Holla Out to Fresno...Yo Yo Yo .

In light of my trip to Fresno for the Holiday, I bring you this...Straight outta the hoodz of Fresno, I bring you Kevin Federline....

insert video here.

I will be back after the holiday with a new adventure for all as we put together the box of goodness to be shipped to Spinning Girl

Newsflash!!!!!!!

I am gonna send something to represent da LBC and the state of California to my idol, Spinning Girl

Come with me, I have six weeks of travel coming up....this should be fun,...

In the words of Lloyd Christmas:

"we're there"

I am gonnna blog this whole experrience

1) need to clip a bit of jinx' fur

2) need to go shopping

3) need to realize I am not the typical LA, so let's get next best! (hhahahhahahah) b

4)fuck you, Amy Campbell!!!!!!!

5)Fuck you Amy Campbell...and my own Amy Campbell, Crissy Rowe...

That whore. Skank...Slut...Trap...Bitch....

Nothing Left For Me To Do But Dance

I have nothing...

Dance amongst yerselves...I have crap coming up after Thanksgiving...

Go eat some turkey and dressing...I'm busy...

Sorry Folks...we're closed....'member dat????

BTW: I thought Skalawag, my parents' cat was bad enough to be put down....he is okay enough to live life til its fullest for another day...pray that Rainbow Bridge people....it works...SKALAWAG prevails!

Women Rock The Vote

I have an aunt...an aunt that rocks the vote..an aunt whom I am very proud of....she met Re-run!!! She was the governor of New Mexico's secretary for years. She met Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and a million other higher-ups...anyone you meet in Santa Fe, they know my Aunt Molly Chavez, she has dedicated her life to support the Democratic cause...

And my great aunt, she was actually in office in New Mexico...way to go, girl!

On a side note, Phil Angelides for Governor!

Hilary, divorce that yutz and run for prez...you get my vote only if you stand alone...

Greetings From Salt Lake City

This place weirds me out...

I am at a travel convention in Salt Lake City, Utah...
I work in the most liberal industry...seeing this guy who impersonates George W. Bush was well worth the fifty bucks...I guess he has been on Larry King and a bunch of other shows...He was hilarious...

What are we having for dinner? Porkchopsh-n-applesaucesh...schwell...

Side note: this stuff gave me the runs...but that is a personal problem...

This looks like a two-headed dog...but it was two dogs...weird...

Having fun,
wish you were here!

I'm A Litte Bit Country...I'm A Little Bit Rock N Roll....

Hello from Salt Lake City, Utah...

I should start a new trend out here...
or try to corrupt someone...or get a tattoo...marry an old dude with ten wives...get drunk...go to temple...go to temple and lie...lie down in temple...lie about going to temple...drink a Shirley Temple...boycott Coca Cola....learn how to speak "Cowboy"...buy a Donny and Marie LP...

Too much fun.

Reason #5,647 I Do Not Cook

Mmm...Let's cook a steak...Oh, gee...I don't know how...I know! I will bake it! With a drizzle of Liquid Smoke for that fresh off the grill flavor!

*sniff* *sniff*
What's that smell? Why is it all cloudy in here?
7 hours later in a 450 degree oven...