Poor thing...this tortoise lived to be 175 years old...and probably really died cuz Steve Irwin was teasing and poking her with a twig...

I'm Gonna GOOGLE My Lunch....

Dammit...I hate google. I was looking up the words "santa head" cuz I was gonna photoshop a neato photo of Michael Jackson to make him Santa Claus in light of the new law they are passing in California to do criminal checks on mall Santas and Easter Bunnies...

And in my search, I found this gnarly shrunken head...



Cool.

Knock Knock...White Castle Calling....

Most of the time when someone knocks on my door its usually some dumbass showing up without a phone call, or two nerdy teenage bible-thumpers wearing bike helmets and pen protectors...

But this time...it was a UPS guy...
Was he cute? No, but he had a big package...

A box, people...a box...

With a packing slip...sent from Ohio....hmmmm....

Inspector Jinx verifes the box is not a bomb, nor anthrax...Tyson is not so sure...




Why its a bag....from White Castle!
Let's see what is in this bag, shall we?
A mug, t-shirt, and a hat....badass!



How did they know I have a refrigerator magnet collection?
A pen! To write White Castle love letters, I'm guessing...

I almost ate the two free coupons for boxes of frozen White Castle burgers available in my grocer's freezer....

Thank you, White Castle!!!by the way...can I be your Jared??????

Dammit Dammit Dammit

I have the coolest surprise to show everyone, a package I got in the mail today....but my damn laptop's doo-hickey that uploads digi photos is broken, and I went to three, count 'em, THREE stores with those magical machines that let you print or write to cd, and they were broken! ARRRRGGGHHHH!

I will get it done tomorrow, so please come back!

Bush Doesn't Care for Blind People

This story is hilarious! George pokes fun at a reporter during a press conference for wearing sunglasses when it is overcast outside. Turns out, the guy supposedly has an eye condition that will eventually make him lose his site...

Opps!
This is true comedy..you can't make this shit up....

So let's talk about times when you stuck your foot in your mouth...the floor is open, please share....

Happy Hump Day...

On This Day- June 11, 2002

Four years ago today, I moved from po-dunk Denver, Colorado to Los Angeles...

I traded this...




For this!

And this traffic...




For this traffic!


Here is a view of my old office in Denver...


And here is where I work now...(actually, I work in one of those buildings...no, not at LAX, you stalker!)

Old tree...

Palm tree!

But really, life began in my new city the day a 6-month old stray cat walked up to me in Long Beach and begged me to take him home and name him Jinx The Wondercat...
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Follow your dreams, or someone else will come by and snag them and leave you with nothing to brag about -An old coworker from the Sheraton, 1993

Blog This, and My Friend!

Ever been to a family reunion? They suck, don't they...


Ever wonder what would happen if we actually hosted a "Blogger Reunion"? Its not a reunion, per se, since not a lot of us have met...but still the same...old souls connecting...

Who would show up?


A huge family from Wiltbilly, Arkansas?
Or...did this guy write you poems in the night, and promise he would love you to death, forever? (or did you read between the lines, in his scary html coding?)

< + U and I >/\ = TrUe L0Ve 4 Ever/<.>

Or...for all you perverted men out there, who insists that every chic that blogs you is "so hot, with fake boobs, and wants to get on you"


They just want you to get to know 'em for their mind, first! They really look like this...come on, its the mind that counts...
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful! (in background: "shut up, Cleetus! I ken't think straight wit all that hoopin' 'n hollerin'! I'm trying to get me a man! Go pay the phone bill!)



I totally want to have a blogfest, and I am looking for your thoughts and ideas about locations, etc. I work in the hotel industry, so I know I can hook us up with good room rates, etc...

Talk to me...

LBSEAHAGs Band of the Year....

I fricking love them...check em out! If you have not heard of them, its Tom De Long from Blink 182s new band; a different genre, a different feel...and its great!




Lyrics: The Adventure by Angels and Airwaves

I want to have the same last dream again,
The one where I wake up and I'm alive.
Just as the four walls close me within,
My eyes are woken up with pure sunlight.
I'm the first to know.
My dearest friends,
Even if your hope has burned with time,
Anything that's dead shall be re-grown.
And your vicious pain, your warning sign,
You will be fine.

Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.

Any type of love, it will be shown,
Like every single tree reached for the sky.
If you're gonna fall, I'll let you know
That I will pick you up, like you for I.
I felt this thing, I can't replace,
Well everyone was working for this goal.
Were all the children left without a trace,
Only to come back, as pure as gold,
To recite this all?

Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin,
Tonight.
Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin,
Tonight.
Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.

I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.

Hello!
Here I am (Do this with me)
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.
(Do this with me)

Hello!
Here I am (Do this with me)
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.
Life's waiting to begin.

Hey Steven S. of Northridge, California-

Shining Star for You to See

I'd like to totally give a shout out to a really nice guy who has worked so hard to make it in "the biz", yet has stayed grounded, real, and very sweet.

This is Maiz Lucero, we went to partial Elementary School and High School together. I recently found him on myspace.


Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Way to go Maiz, you are gonna get that dream role. Thanks for the inspiration!

Most Sitcoms Do This, Why Shouldn't I???

Here is a rebroadcast of my White Castle weekend back in November...

I showed it to Curtis, a friend that met up with me recently from high school...imagine this being the first thing you find out from someone you once sat across from in Geography...

White Castle Weekend

Dumb People Shouldn't Breed

Okay...so I have always said I like this broad...now I like her even more, cuz she is gonna go get all fat again...She sucks skinny.

Wonder if she got her eggs from Bobby Trendy...

Poor kid...a flaky mom, a weird attorney named Howard Stern, and a boy who makes glamour look sloppy...

and he won't even see a dime from that old dead dude...Maybe that kid will end up dating Paris Hilton...