Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal...
If you could send an annonymous gift to your most annoying coworker and get your jollies off when they open it in front of everyone at the office Holiday Party, what would it be?
You know, that guy in lodgistics who never bathes...or the guy in accounting who uses your coffee cup without asking...or the fat lady in IT that is always in the head of the cake line...
The floor is open...
ByLBseahag at 5:15 PM
19 Comments:
A Wis"cow"son Cowpie. You can even get them online lol
nice...i think i see that lady driving down the 405 every morning, cupcake!
Bozette- this worries me...i think i heard someone mention cow, my name, and pie...but i thought it was cuz they saw me exit the breakroom with a big wedge...
I'd give them and 8 x 10 glossy of my middle finger !
I wish I could get a shut the hell up sign for the waste of space in my office. TMI big time! All the time!
A nicely wrapped package of Chance's fresh dog poop.
Purell for the person who thinks its okay to use the hershey syrup, take thier finger and wipe off what remains on the squirter. Lick fingers and repeat.
superspy-how about poster sized?
sabatkes-i hate the person with diarrea of the mouth. please include duct tape...
stacy-can i have some? i know someone who could benefit from this special package
baby jewel-i so wanna work where you do, if you have hersey syrup in the workplace...
but that is nasty...i know that gnarly person who does that...they also lick their fingers while serving birthday cake...
LOL!!! I hate the cake-finger-licker person!!!
We have a chick at the office that we call "the cockroach" so I would LOVE to give her a box of live roaches so when she opens it tons of those awful little nasty beasties run out and up her arms!!! Oh I am feeling evil today... Can you tell I don't like her very much?!?!!
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hmm....I can think of the most annoying person in my office, but I can't think of what to get her. She talks really, really loud and really, really fast and always ALWAYS has to have the last word. She's nothing but a spoiled 30-something brat! She gets personal phone calls ALL day long...some times all at once! And just takes advantage of everything.
So, if you can think of a fitting gift, I'll get it for her!
Goddess
how about some duck tape or super glue. That might work.
My hubby one time put a pink slip on the desk of his fellow workers. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He is such a meany.
Oh it was the day before their Christmas weekend.
I don't think he liked him.
This is slightly off topic, but the pink slip made me think of it. When I was in college, there was never enough parking, so people would often make their own parking spaces. This irked me, so I would put little envelopes on their winshields to make them think (briefly) that they'd received a parking ticket from the campus police.
I would give Mr. Brownstar a great big plate of fresh baked cookies. Complete with chocolate chunks (of exlax).
Big mama- nasty beasties...hilarious...anyone who reminds anyone of a cockroach at the work place should be terminated. does she eat people's lunches out of the office frige?
Design-Cupcake has it right...Hey cupcake, i need to buy that in bulk!
jessica- I love this idea...I want to get a bunch of writeup forms and spread a little write-up cheer...
Sheri- and replace his Faygo with the laxitive soda...
I've seen her take a bite of people's salads and says,"I just wanted a little taste to see what it tastes like." She is OH SO nasty and seems to always be around. You turn the corner and there she is, AAA!!!! GO AWAY!!!
LOL!!!
I got nothing :( I am so tired and out of creative things to say.
I would get that certain someone a prostitute because I believe they are an incredible prick because they have not gotten to use their prick in a long while. So hopefully after blowing off some steam they wouldn't be such an asshole.
big mama- you need to quit that job...
phats-thats nothing new...haahahha!
mr shife- is he at least hot? i have kinda low standards...and i am free this friday night for an hour...i mean 20 minutes..
I love everyone else, had a huge bonus and am now part of a great profit share program. Great retirement plan, I really can't complain. Oh and I actually like my boss. Can't quit but I CAN try and force the cockroach to quit!!! One day I will write the whole story of her on my blog, I promise...
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