Thursday, December 15, 2005

M-I-C-K-E-Y- F-U-C-K- U.

Today on KROQ they interviewed this nut-job who is proclaimed as Disney's Biggest Fan...
This is just fucking disturbing. That is why I am sharing it with you...

Peter Pan said something about dying being an adventure...

This guy might as well just kill himself.


George Reiger, of PA.
Top 10 Reasons why George Reiger is Disney’s Number 1 Fan

10. Only person known to kiss the ground of each Disney property on each of his many visits, It’s holy ground to him !
9. After paying basic living expenses, every cent is spent on Disney, from trips to every day items – In a normal year, up to $70,000 is spent on Disney trips.
8. He has already spent well over $1,500,000 on his Disney love, from memorabilia to his Disney home over the past 30 years.
7. It has been in his will since 1974 that his ashes are to be spread at Walt Disney World in the Seven Seas Lagoon and the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. It has been quoted in a few news articles that George should be stuffed and put on display in Mr. Eisner's office.
6. Has customized his home to be a shrine to Disney, with over 24,000 Disney collectible items displayed throughout his entire home. The house alone is custom Disney, from the windows to the walls and floors all in Disney style.
5. Has devoted his life to Disney since childhood, and to this day considers Disney, Walt, and Mickey his way of life and his religion. N.B.D.=Nothing But Disney!
4. Living in Pennsylvania, as of April 2000 has traveled to Disney theme parks worldwide an astonishing 317 visits to Walt Disney World, 131 visits to Disneyland California, 48 visits to Disneyland Paris and 13 visits to Tokyo Disney in Japan.
3. Has been married 6 times. ( 6 honeymoons and one special Walt Disney wedding on September 4, 1998) First 5 wives got tired of the mouse after a few years, but Susan (#6) is just starting out with Disney and it seems that she just loves it. George and Sue have just completed their Disney Dream Home (As of April 1st 2000).
2. Only Custom built Disney House in the world, 4,200 square ft. of Disney, from the floors and walls to the toilets everything ears and Disney Items.
1. He is the only person in the world with over 1,700 (As of 4-1-05) exact Disney tattoos covering over 85% of his body and costing well over $100,000.

Here are a few photos...or you can go on this dumbass' website if you want to continue punishing yourself- Disney Tattoo Guy

That Mickey toilet makes me wanna take a big ol dump...



His current wife...




Wait a sec...she looks familiar...

20 Comments:

Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

LMAOOOOOO - You just KNOW this guy has Walt Disneys' head in his freezer !!!

3:30 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Which one? he one on his shoulders, or the one in his mouth?

3:50 PM PST  
Blogger Me! said...

That is completely and utterly out of control. God help his children if he has any.

4:40 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

He probably does, and their names are Huey Duey and Luey...

4:52 PM PST  
Blogger babyjewels said...

Okay, I had to go to the site. He gets 3 to 4 tatoos a week! A week!

Where does he get the money to piss away on this obession? That is amazing.

5:03 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

On the radio, they asked him where he got all his money. He said he is a magician, and does about 200 shows a year.

What a freak.

5:20 PM PST  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

He's a magician??? That's kinda interesting. Maybe someday he'll make himself disappear!

6:29 PM PST  
Blogger Big Mama said...

Frightening...simply frightening *shakes head slowly and walks away*

I love Disney, it has a great after hours park for adults. BUT I only go once a year for 2 days. It totally doesn't compare.

6:43 PM PST  
Blogger Michael said...

Hey LB,

I'm just the opposite of our man George. I HATE EVERYTHING even remotely Disney. I think Disneyfication should be stamped out like polio and smallpox.
But then, everyone needs a hobby. So...

P.S. When I lived in Japan, the junior high school at which I taught took its graduating students on a class trip to Tokyo Disneyland. I almost puked.

6:48 PM PST  
Blogger FU said...

lol...with all those mice on him u should let jinx attack him :D

muhahahah!

DIE MICKEY DIE!!!

7:24 PM PST  
Blogger Lana said...

That is totaly insane. He is INSANE.
I wonder what he doe for a living?

7:39 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Cher- maybe you can get in line to be wifey #7!

Design-here's hoping!

Big Mama- I agree. I have been to Disneyland twice in 4 years. And I live 1/2 away!

Michael-I agree...its just wrong...i hate those denim shirts with eeyore on the pocket. please who wear em should DIE! If I heard Its A Small World sung in Japanese, I would commit suicide, myself...

Fu- jinxy is walking away in disdain...

Bozette- he works at the post office...he's definitely postal...

7:51 PM PST  
Blogger cher said...

lmao! i had to go get rob to show him this! As friggin' if!!
so of course i had to enlarge the photo of the two so i could mentally shred them apart. I love how the wife is holding her shirt over her gut to try and hide it, like fat people do with couch cushions!! AND those bangs are positively LOVELY aren't they?? i almost guarentee her hair is back in a banana clip. i think she is actually having a stroke during the taking of this picture. And HIM, with his stupid scrunchie smiley face. I just want to punch him. I bet he wears a tank top everywhere. I bet he wore one at at least 4 out of his 6 weddings. I'm going to his website later in the hopes that i can send him hate mail.

8:23 PM PST  
Blogger Phats said...

that's insane, not to mention a little loco! I do love disney though shhh don't tell anyone that's really me!

8:36 PM PST  
Blogger j merlino said...

This is the sickest person I have ever heard about, with the possible exception of the guy eho worked at wdw who was "tigger" and would grope women's breasts.

1:50 AM PST  
Blogger T. Leach said...

And here we are arguing about whether or not Tookie Williams deserved to die ... Merry Christmas, LB

6:16 AM PST  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

LOL!! OMG!!! I am at a loss for words!

8:32 AM PST  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

I hope he gets crabs from Sebastian.

9:46 AM PST  
Blogger The Village Idiot said...

I don't get the disney fixation...how about he give me 1.5 million..I administer the trust..taking a fee off the top
and fund the trips from that

1.5 mill what a waste.

And..who is on KROQ now...I used to listen when Rodney on the Rock did his alternative, and then Poor Man and that poseur Richard Blade and then Kevin and Bean...havent been back in the area in a long time...

And..dont'cha just love the french tickler?

4:54 PM PST  
Blogger Spinning Girl said...

#1 Fan is just a euphemism for Mentally Ill. Just ask that dude in Misery.

5:33 AM PST  

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