The Marry Me, Prisoner Project

Okay...
So I now have a new project to start working on, for 2006...

I stumbled upon a website, where you can select a prisoner, and write to him...

It got me thinking...Which remember, is not a good thing...

I will never get married, right? I am a totally afraid of commitment, and I am way too married to my job and its travel adventures...

But there is a problem. I come from a Hispanic, Catholic background. I am considered an old maid by my family's standards...

Hita! You must be a lesbian!!!


So...

I am going to pick out a nice young fellow who is serving a life sentance without the possibilty of parole, and see what spawns after corresponding with him for a while...

Its like dating, where the only string attached is soap on a rope...

First thing I need to do is to go get me a PO Box address....
Just in case he isn't really incarcerated, and a masked mad-man shows up at my door with a candlestick...

Colonel Mustard? Is that you? I am in the conservatory...I'll be right there in a sec...


So let the search begin...In case you want to submit me a nice, eligible prison bachelor, here is my criteria:

1)He must be over 5'9"
2)He must have good teeth, or at least 98% of them
3)I prefer brunettes over blondes
4)He needs to have a cool name, like Josh, Sean, Scott, Seth, or Ryan. No Earls, Garys, Williams, Teds, or Cleetus will be accepted...
5)He must be gentle, and must know how to cook...(or peel potatoes!)
6)He must be up for a pre-nup...I'd hate to lose my style-cramper-Ford-Fuckus in a bitter court battle!
7)His unfortunate incarceration must be a lifer...Please! I want a guy on permanent, all-expenses paid vacation!


Find me my ball and chain!

Signed,
Miss Boddy...