I Want My Toof Back, You Bitch!
Remember when I did this? Cat Toothpaste didn't work as well as I thought...
Two weeks ago, I got a molar yanked...
it was dead...ready to float to that big mouth in the sky...or better yet, under my pillow in hopes the Tooth Fairy would pity me and give me some moolah...Dental work is quite expensive; the new molar implant I get in 6 months is gonna cost me a grip!
Let's take a look under my pillow, and see what kind of fortune that wonderful little Tooth Fairy left me! I am giddy!
Oh, look...a card...
Like a birthday card from Aunt Irene, I bet there is money inside! I can hardly wait!!!
What the....
Screw you, Tooth Fairy, Dr. Edward Wyler,D.D.S. Pet Dental Toothpaste, and sugar...
Two weeks ago, I got a molar yanked...
it was dead...ready to float to that big mouth in the sky...or better yet, under my pillow in hopes the Tooth Fairy would pity me and give me some moolah...Dental work is quite expensive; the new molar implant I get in 6 months is gonna cost me a grip!
Let's take a look under my pillow, and see what kind of fortune that wonderful little Tooth Fairy left me! I am giddy!
Oh, look...a card...Like a birthday card from Aunt Irene, I bet there is money inside! I can hardly wait!!!
What the....
Screw you, Tooth Fairy, Dr. Edward Wyler,D.D.S. Pet Dental Toothpaste, and sugar...
ByLBseahag at 9:33 PM
10 Comments:
HAHA! lets tar and feather the tooth fairy!!
You're freakin' nuts
Dude, I told you that Colgate was for shit.
i think i still see a poppy seed in there.
FLOSS CHILD, FLOSS!
:)
Then you need to charge the Toothfairy for breaking and entering.
What a bitch! I'm boycotting the tooth fairy on your behalf!
Holy shit....
I knew it!!
I KNEW ALL ALONG THAT WAS HOW THE TOOTH FAIRY ROLLED!! ;)
Steve~
Getting your teef pulled hurts like a bitch! I had a toof pulled when I was 13 and afterward I made my mom buy me some cds. I think you should do that. Or download some shit from the internet and pretend it's a gift. Whatever.
I think it is because the Tooth Fairy is no longer PC. She prefers to be called a Tooth Enchantress.
Bad tooth fairy.
Hell that was funny.
Sorry for the loss of your tooth. Let us take a moment of silence........
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