LBC In Da House....
Welcome. Please come along as we experience my neighborhood in Long Beach on a Saturday night...
Pine Avenue 8:05 PM:
Me and Mr. Neighbor (not Mr. Megan's Law Neighbor, but I know you were hoping!) head down to Starbucks for a redeye and a carrot muffin...what a glorious start for an evening of sheer adventure...
Disclaimer:
Mr. Neighbor did not allow me to post his photo, because he fears my blog is cursed. Recently, I blogged about Steve Irwin, and poof! he's dead...and then about Anna Nicole, and poof! Her son dies...Guess I should post about Paris Hilton...ya think????
So...
Off to Wasabi...time for some real nightlife...or sushi...or take your pick, men and women all around in their Saturday-night-best, looking to hook up...
Here's me with my redbull...Since I cannot drink liquor due to meds, I rely on the effervescent punch of caffeine and sugar to buzz me...
Mr. Neighbor channels his inner-cholo and chooses mucho Corona...Nothing sets off the flavor of wasabi like a mexican beer...
While scanning around this total meat market, I make eye contact...my fire of desire is lit...I am burning...yearning...filled with lust...
A piece of chocolate cake!!!
Let's zoom in, shall we?
It was love at first site... it was giving me the eye...saying, "eat me...lick me off your fingers, Hotstuff. I'm moist and delicious.."
What a vision of bliss, a perfect square of chocolatey goodness...
Then my batteries died, and I snapped photos with my phone, but now the photos sit in cell phone purgatory til my sorryass figures out how to get them onto my laptop...
Later...there is drama on da streetz...
Don't those cops know the worst crime here in LB is the intent to damage eyes of innocent bystanders with bad fashion choices????...
"Excuse me, Miss...I'm going to have to place you under arrest for wearing pencil jeans rolled up with heels...and for failure to follow the no-white shoes after Labor Day...and your friend for pre-meditated murder of the color yellow..."
This sign rocks...If I could of, I would've stolen it...and given it as a gift to one of the many pedophiles in my neighborhood...as a getting-out-of-jail-gift!
Well...thanks for joining me on my adventure. I know I am boring as hell, but hey, at least I don't own white shoes!
Pine Avenue 8:05 PM:
Me and Mr. Neighbor (not Mr. Megan's Law Neighbor, but I know you were hoping!) head down to Starbucks for a redeye and a carrot muffin...what a glorious start for an evening of sheer adventure...
Disclaimer:
Mr. Neighbor did not allow me to post his photo, because he fears my blog is cursed. Recently, I blogged about Steve Irwin, and poof! he's dead...and then about Anna Nicole, and poof! Her son dies...Guess I should post about Paris Hilton...ya think????
So...
Off to Wasabi...time for some real nightlife...or sushi...or take your pick, men and women all around in their Saturday-night-best, looking to hook up...
Here's me with my redbull...Since I cannot drink liquor due to meds, I rely on the effervescent punch of caffeine and sugar to buzz me...
Mr. Neighbor channels his inner-cholo and chooses mucho Corona...Nothing sets off the flavor of wasabi like a mexican beer...
While scanning around this total meat market, I make eye contact...my fire of desire is lit...I am burning...yearning...filled with lust...
A piece of chocolate cake!!!
Let's zoom in, shall we?
It was love at first site... it was giving me the eye...saying, "eat me...lick me off your fingers, Hotstuff. I'm moist and delicious.."
What a vision of bliss, a perfect square of chocolatey goodness...
Then my batteries died, and I snapped photos with my phone, but now the photos sit in cell phone purgatory til my sorryass figures out how to get them onto my laptop...
Later...there is drama on da streetz...
Don't those cops know the worst crime here in LB is the intent to damage eyes of innocent bystanders with bad fashion choices????...
"Excuse me, Miss...I'm going to have to place you under arrest for wearing pencil jeans rolled up with heels...and for failure to follow the no-white shoes after Labor Day...and your friend for pre-meditated murder of the color yellow..."
This sign rocks...If I could of, I would've stolen it...and given it as a gift to one of the many pedophiles in my neighborhood...as a getting-out-of-jail-gift!Well...thanks for joining me on my adventure. I know I am boring as hell, but hey, at least I don't own white shoes!
ByLBseahag at 2:13 AM
16 Comments:
My phone # belonged to a person on Megan's Law before I got it. Even now (5+ years later), I still get calls for said person. Sometimes I can tell (they call at 2am and speak Spanish) or they sound like urgent bill collectors (I have lots of bills, but I pay them). MOstly, I just have to give them the 2 minute rundown - "I am not PERSON X. PERSON X hasn't had this phone # since at least August 2001. Please don't call here again." I never get hassles because I don't speak SPanish and thus can't be this person and well, yeah... it's amazing how many of those people are running around the neighborhoods.
But alas, it's good to see you back and having fun in the Long Beach hood.
Very nice! I personally haven't been on a night-time caffiene high since high school.
I love your hair hunny! Glad to see your blogging again, dammit! I am now posting random camera phone photoz, hoping someday I'll come up with captions as fantabulous as yours..
OMG PLEASE DON"T post about me.LMAO
I want to live.
LOVE the haircut! How dare your batteries die, don't they know that a woman should always be able to depend on her batteries!!! LOL!!! I love when you take us on dates, you should do it way more often... *hint-hint*
HAHA this is one of my favorite posts ever! you're awesome and creative.
hey write about Ashlee Simpson please!
I too LOVE the new do! Makes you just that much of a hottie!! :)
What's up with the guy and the glowing head in the pic with the fashion violators??!! Creeeepy!!!!!
ewww..a date? mel doesn't date!!! heh heheh
that glowing head scares me...thanks design goddess, he is now gonna stalk me!!!
sorry for pointing that out. I just kinda got scared by it that's all. But if he does stalk you, let me know and I'll take care of him for ya.
And someday I have to come out to LA and hang out with you. Although I don't know if I could handle all that fun! :)
Yay! I REALLY missed you. Sorry we could not hook up when I was out on the coast. I'm hoping to get back there next Sept!
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
i'm so glad ur back and bloggin... i felt so lonely out here!
well hopefully i'll be visiting LA sometime in 2007 and we'll party it up :)
more pics are posted on my site... ttysoon!
fu
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
i'm so glad ur back and bloggin... i felt so lonely out here!
well hopefully i'll be visiting LA sometime in 2007 and we'll party it up :)
more pics are posted on my site... ttysoon!
fu
Geesh FU is so excited he posted twice!
looks like a really fun night. i looooooove me some sushi!
more power to you for being able to drink red bull straight. i can barely get it down when it is laced with vodka...
i can't help it.. seahag gets me *excited* ;)
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