The "Marry Me" Weekend Continues...
This got me thinking....
Something's missing here...
Ahhh....that's more like it...One happy family....Colgate, Colgate, and Pet Dental™ Cat Toothpaste...
Hmm...
I wonder if the taste of cat toothpaste will send me into a growling,claws-out tizzy like it does to Jinx and the gang?
It can't be that bad... It glides out of the tube so smoothly...like marshmallow cream....Thank God I have teeth...This is gonna be quite an experience...I even salivated a little...
The tube says,WITH FLOURIDE, CATS LOVE IT....goody!
Mmmmm...There's a party in my mouth, and Sorbitol, Sodium Carrageenan, and Yellow Nos. 5, 6 and 7 are invited!
It tasted like a bubblegum trainwreck...with grit...
Parting was sweet sorrow, as I spit it out....
The verdict?
T.Leach was right... Colgate is shit...give me the Pet Dental™ Cat Toothpaste...
Damn, I wish I had fangs or at least a snaggletooth...
ByLBseahag at 12:22 PM
20 Comments:
HOLY SHIITE! You know what's probably worst than cat toothpaste? That arm and hammer baking soda toothpaste shiite. It stanks to high heaven. I don't feel so fresh or so clean. clean.
i once brushed jinxy's teeth with plain ol arm and hammer soda...he scratched me so hard i have a scar on my tit from it...
i prefer Friskies, exit sunland...it reminds me of my Mother's cooking...
mmm...scar on your tit...mmmmm
You are a trooper.
Beulah the wonderdog has to go to the vet to get her teeth brushed!
You'll be happy to know I've started another blog dedicated to what I listen to. Should be interesting.
LOL!!! I once accidentally brushed my teeth with denture glue, this brings back all those memories!!
ok, now the 10 000 dollar question....do you always brush your cats teeth topless?
I'm just glad to know that you brush your teeth. Nice to know I'm not the only one taking part of this crazy fad!!! (and I mean brushing your teeth and not using cat toothpaste)
Okay, I know I'm new around here, but do you ACTUALLY BRUSH YOUR CAT'S TEETH without losing life and limb.
I don't know, maybe Delilah Amelia IS just a she-demon from Hell.
You decide.
How do you put links or photos like above on a comment?
new panhandler post...check it out people!
Panhandlers Gone Wild
thanks to design goddess, I now know how to link stuff in comments!
but does it come in bubblegum flavor, for young cats?
Okay, I triple dog dare you to brush your teeth with beef flavored dog toothpaste.
ahahahaha!! GOOD ONE STACY!! although i think mel should start up a pay pal account for us to donate money to her if we're going to make her do stuff like that! i mean, i'd pay $5.00 to rent a movie....surely i can pay $5.00 for a good cause with rivitting entertainment value such as this.
Akk! Delilia Amelia is rabid!!!
Good call, Cher...
Stacy, I am headed to petsmart today...i hope they really have beef-flavored....
design, u inspire me....
Sherri, let's hope u left some for grandma!
HAHAHAHAHA you are NUTS! I hope you don't grow a tail, start lurking around, and purring, oh and eating cat nip you might just get a visit from the guys in white coats and butterfly nets!
Oh, Christ, you make me laugh out loud. thanks.
CAT toothpaste - LMAO!!!
i thought they were joking until i went back to the pics!!
As I was reading I was saying to myself I told her Colgate was for shit! Ha.
T Leach, you are my mentor, my sole inspiration.
I am your pinochio...
They really do have beef flavored. I use it for my dog. It's soooo gross.
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