Oh My God! It's My Prison Boyfriend's Birthday!
So I got him a card...
It says, "Scooter the Squirrel would give his left nut to make sure you have a happy birthday..."
Gawd, I make a great inmate's girlfriend...
All this talk about nuts makes me hot for a conjugal visit...bad...
It says, "Scooter the Squirrel would give his left nut to make sure you have a happy birthday..."
Gawd, I make a great inmate's girlfriend...
All this talk about nuts makes me hot for a conjugal visit...bad...
ByLBseahag at 10:06 AM
12 Comments:
Ooohh how quick and stealthy Mel works her magic...talk of writing an inmate has escalated to conjugal visits and NuTs!!
HeHeHe :P
(that is nice of you, by the way!)
You are nutty!! Funny card. Hope all is well.
LMAO...You are to much..hahahah...Be careful there girlie....you don't want to be inciting any prison riots :)
seahag you are to much.
Love the card.
LOL!!! You ROCK!!!
This is going to end in a hostage situation, I can feel it.
Here's hoping! I have a pair of handcuffs, and I ain't afraid to use 'em!
I'd give MY left nut to be your inmate girlfriend.
Hey seahag, when I was in LA I did a tour of the county jail downtown, next time I'm there I can pass on any info you would like to any one of the fine citizens wrongfully incarcerated
You are going to look so hot in your orange wedding dress.
You are the greatest prison girlfriend to ever live! :D
Glad to see you're back!
No. you didn't. Did you?
I'm dying here. Best prison birthday card ever.
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