Saturday, November 12, 2005

Reason #756 I Do Not Cook...

I was so excited that Albertsons had frozen Sara Lee bake-it-yourself pies buy one, get one free...
Pumpkin pie gets me all giddy and in the holiday spirit...


I followed the instructions on the box; preheated the oven to 300 degrees, and baked it for the recommended 65-75 minutes....but who really counts?

It wasn't done all the way, when I cut into it...so back in the oven it went...for 7 hours...at least....opps...
What baffles me, is that the apartment never filled with smoke...I wasn't given the usual warning by my fire detector....



I flipped it over, and funny that the bottom of the pie was less burned...

Hey, Jinx, want some? He rubbed on it...apparently carbon is similar to catnip...(for all of you PETA people, Jinx was not FED the pie...he merely rubbed against it)

14 Comments:

Blogger kris said...

See, I would definitely have scraped off the burnt stuff and tried for the goo inside. I can't be stopped.

Maybe you could try some microwave cooking?

Peta people = I didn't mean the cat. Pies, not the cat.

11:56 AM PST  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

Looks scrumdillumpscious.

12:22 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

cupcake- just dont let me bring anything that isnt packaged!

kris- there was no goo...i looked...it was gone...

shife, i am make a great wife never!

12:30 PM PST  
Blogger jamwall said...

was it "kingsford" brand mesquite pumpkin pie?

do the instructions say anything about tossing the pie at the bottom of your grill and pouring lighter fluid all over it?

12:37 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

ha ha haaaaaaa....i love your mind...

the hot dogs turned out great!

12:46 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

it tasted like mud....from my ass!!!

1:01 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Drunken goat cheese? what the hell is that???? it needs to be blogged...where did u get that???
i want some!

i attract cupcakes...but not ones i baked myself....

get bent, goaty goaty...

i still ponder the old site hoku lani's goat farm....
glad you remembered...those were the days...when we got paid to watch goats on webcam...

1:13 PM PST  
Blogger Bat said...

hmmm maybe you should go into Carbon for Cats - you could make millions jk

looks like a yummy pie.

My cats think Jinx is cool -- too bad they are 3500 miles apart.

Word Ver: afatnx lmao wtf

1:21 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

thats not a bad idea, princess...

jinx can do the long distance thing...he needs a girlfriend on the side (his gay lover is tyson, the orange cat)

1:25 PM PST  
Blogger babyjewels said...

who needs pie when you've got poutine, right?

(stop trying to poison the cat!)

2:10 PM PST  
Blogger duff said...

i agree- that poutine looks far tastier than the formerly-tasty dessert that appears to have combusted in your oven.

2:45 PM PST  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

OMG!!!! So funny!! I've been there and done that before, more then once. :)

Most recently, a frozen pizza. It was about half it's size when I remembered it was in the oven.

2:52 PM PST  
Blogger cher said...

lol! cats are so entertaining.

11:21 PM PST  
Blogger duff said...

you weren't given the ususal warning by the smoke detector?

lol

i was- put some ground beef on the stove for tacos, went to toss the red load into the washer, and came back to white smoke filling the kitchen....and SO never looked up from his football game.

8:18 AM PST  

Post a Comment

<< Home

car show
Free Counters
car show