Saturday, November 12, 2005

Hello, Come in From the Cold...Have Some Poutine...

Come shopping with me at Albertsons...Where we will pick up all the ingredients to make poutine, a Canadian favorite...uh...I mean botch poutine...shame it..."Damn people from the States...can't we have anything of our own?"

Editor's note: Fake egg product in cart was not harmed in the making of this project.
There sure are a lot of gravy powders and jars...Hope I pick the one most fitting...what alarms me, is that it is so cheap...I better keep Jinx and the guys away from it, they might expect it on their kibble all the time...





Hello from Poutine Central. What kept you?


Okay...so I am way too American...and I have the tendancy to screw thing up...Not unlike our politicians...in that case, I must have some partners in crime...two icons of culinary genius, in the U.S...say hello to my little friends....


Hamburger Helping Hand is known to turn a trough of ground beef, sauce, and macaroni into dinner...Pilsbury Dough Boy is an icon of peace, hope, and cresent rolls...

The fries, fried in none other than sunflower oil (thank you, New York Fries)

Reason #509 I do not have kids...I left Mr. Dough Boy near the burner, and he dove right in...3rd degree burns....a few minutes later, Helping Hand had to administer CPR...poor guy...

In the meantime, Gravy is being blasted by thousands of watts of energy...it bubbles, and baubles...its talking, its saying, "I want some fries, ay!"

These fries are "dunzo!"


Uh-oh...better chop the cheese! Since no one here in the States actually knows what Cheese Curd is, we will have to settle for Albertson's String Cheese...Careful with that knife, Helping Hand.......

mmm...sauce...I think?

What a mangled mess of heaven on a plate...



Jinx, you are so un-American...

25 Comments:

Blogger Shannon said...

OMG you are hilarious! I can't believe you made the little hamburger helper dude and the pilsbury Dough boy! haha! Gotta keep the little devils away from the stove, you would think they would be use to the stove and all! Anyways I loved the post and the fries looked good too!

9:15 PM PST  
Blogger Phats said...

Does the pillsbury doughboy go "hee hee" when you tickle the tummy?

This looks nasty I hope you kept it down

9:38 PM PST  
Blogger FU said...

PHATS SHUT UP!! POUTINE IS AMAZING DONT DISS IT TILL U TRY IT!!!

LOL....

Did it taste the same???

Are you addicted to Ketchup Flavored Lays as well?? That's also veryyyy Canadian!

mmm...poutine....

10:07 PM PST  
Blogger Phats said...

I am sorry FU, but I aint trying that crap haha I am picky picky eater to begin with!

BLAH

11:28 PM PST  
Blogger coloradohurricane said...

Vive le poutine libre !!!

Poutine & Kraft dinners, that's what Canada is all about.

11:40 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

phats, i know u woulve eaten it if u were here...

fu, no ketchup lays,but how about dill pickle lays? eyy?

shannon, thank you for being a fan of mr. dough boy....

colorado, je veux manger de plus de nourriture [wink wink]

1:56 AM PST  
Blogger Cupcake said...

So really... how was it?

~cringing~

2:11 AM PST  
Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Yum, I think. Wait...do I see a green vegetable in there? Oh, no, it's just some fuzz on my monitor.

I know what cheese curd is; I like it, it is squeaky.

Your food posts crack me up.

6:32 AM PST  
Blogger Big Mama said...

I LOVE this post! You are so fun!! I used to live in Montreal and lived on poutine. I have tried to make it before and it's never quite the same. As ugly as the food may be, I have never ever had a more perfect food in my life...

Keep those great posts coming...

6:40 AM PST  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

LOVE your little kitchen helpers! remember to keep them away from open flames too!

8:01 AM PST  
Blogger duff said...

mmm...poutine.

too bad everytime i express my desire for it down here, the locals think i've said "poontang".

as if i don't attract enough weirdos as is......

8:13 AM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

spinning girl, what is a vegetable? oh, that green stuff on my taco bell chalupas...

thank you, big mama...

design, i lucked out, i didnt have a fire at poutine central...close call...

duff-you crack me up...i guess its all the same sloppy mess...

8:22 AM PST  
Blogger cher said...

you are true to your bloggin craft. if loving your food posts is wrong, i don't wanna be right!!!
jinx doesn't know what he's missing. he won't even look at it! hahaha!
i bet Phats would have eaten it too of he was there!
Phats- that's what i'm making for dinner when I come to visit. You will eat it and like it...with no complaints and with a smile on your face.

8:35 AM PST  
Blogger duff said...

i love these food posts....and it's funny that the doughboy made an appearance- he was on jamwall's blog recently, too.

it's sentence saturday over on musings- i'd love it if you joined in.......

8:43 AM PST  
Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

I'm sure it probably tastes better than it looks....at least I HOPE it does!!...If you look closely at the pics, I could swear I saw the hand push the doughboy in the fire !..Keep an eye on those two !

10:52 AM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

ha ha superspy...i think your right...and he added something to the gravy that gave me the wicked runs....

10:55 AM PST  
Blogger jamwall said...

amazing ibseahag, my cowbell thoughts and your koko brain waves would meet in such a strange way. its common belief that my cowbell is actually an antenna to recieve koko's esp signals.

usually koko's brain waves have involves
lude suggestions but this time i was hearing chatter about the pilsbury doughboy!

btw, that kitty appears to be sitting as far away as possible from "the mangled piece of heaven."

great post!

11:04 AM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

oh, my gawd, jamwall!
you were destined to meet a gorilla 8th months after that post you did....

keep the cowbell ringing...i'm following you....

11:08 AM PST  
Blogger Bobby said...

That cat is like, "What the hell is that?"

11:28 AM PST  
Blogger mrshife said...

I think you might have a calling as a caterer. With your pumpkin pie skills and your mangled piece of heaven, you are sitting on a gold mine. By the way, how did heaven taste?

12:27 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

heaven tasted like gristle...

12:30 PM PST  
Blogger EE said...

Ummm, ewwwwwwwwww. You seriously crack me up. LOL

12:46 PM PST  
Blogger Eat The Cupcake! said...

This has always bugged me. Why does Helping Hand Dude have three fingers and a thumb? What happend to the fourth finger. Should I be taking advice on dinner prep from a hand that is missing a finger? WHy did the creators leave out that finger? Is it in my Hamburger Helper?

1:04 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

good question...i think he would have a lucritive career if wendy's would hire him on, to sell chili...

1:06 PM PST  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Puntang should only be in the bedroom...why is it on fries??

1:20 PM PST  

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