Hello, Come in From the Cold...Have Some Poutine...

Come shopping with me at Albertsons...Where we will pick up all the ingredients to make poutine, a Canadian favorite...uh...I mean botch poutine...shame it..."Damn people from the States...can't we have anything of our own?"

Editor's note: Fake egg product in cart was not harmed in the making of this project.
There sure are a lot of gravy powders and jars...Hope I pick the one most fitting...what alarms me, is that it is so cheap...I better keep Jinx and the guys away from it, they might expect it on their kibble all the time...





Hello from Poutine Central. What kept you?


Okay...so I am way too American...and I have the tendancy to screw thing up...Not unlike our politicians...in that case, I must have some partners in crime...two icons of culinary genius, in the U.S...say hello to my little friends....


Hamburger Helping Hand is known to turn a trough of ground beef, sauce, and macaroni into dinner...Pilsbury Dough Boy is an icon of peace, hope, and cresent rolls...

The fries, fried in none other than sunflower oil (thank you, New York Fries)

Reason #509 I do not have kids...I left Mr. Dough Boy near the burner, and he dove right in...3rd degree burns....a few minutes later, Helping Hand had to administer CPR...poor guy...

In the meantime, Gravy is being blasted by thousands of watts of energy...it bubbles, and baubles...its talking, its saying, "I want some fries, ay!"

These fries are "dunzo!"


Uh-oh...better chop the cheese! Since no one here in the States actually knows what Cheese Curd is, we will have to settle for Albertson's String Cheese...Careful with that knife, Helping Hand.......

mmm...sauce...I think?

What a mangled mess of heaven on a plate...



Jinx, you are so un-American...