Sunday, October 09, 2005

101 Things To Do With Lard

Lard can act as a shoe-horn for those whor-ible work shoes...they slide right on in a jiffy!



My face is gonna feel like a calf-baby's bottom after this beauty treatment!

Say goodbye to hemmoroids forever!

13 Comments:

Blogger Sherri said...

LOL!!!!! OMG! That was so funny! You have no idea how much lard grosses me out, and you put it all over your face!

5:53 AM PDT  
Blogger Gareth said...

I never knew lard had so many uses!
Don't think I'll be trying the face pack treatment any time soon though!
Pssssst ..... I heard Phats does though. He asked me not to say anything so I haven't!

7:08 AM PDT  
Blogger Skiingred said...

It's amazing how many uses food has...

Cool pix!

7:23 AM PDT  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

I can't believe you put lard on your face!!! Have you tried it as a conditioning treatment for your hair?! I bet that would be fabulous!!!

7:32 AM PDT  
Blogger duff said...

if i smeared lard on my face, i'm sure the zits would appear even before qi got the stuff fully scrubbed off again.

the sacrifices you make for our entertainment.......admirable.

7:35 AM PDT  
Blogger Bobby said...

I've heard lard can substitute as a lubricant.

I've heard that.

Heard.

8:29 AM PDT  
Blogger Steph said...

LOL...did you get that from my ass? Because it's full of lard. If you ever need to replenish your supply let me know

9:01 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Conditioning treatment! Now why didn't I think of that?

Sherri-glad I could assist you with losing your breakfast.

Skii-never underestimate the power of lard...

I am expecting my face to look like Pizza Hut soon, Duff...

GAreth, Phats gave me the lard...

Bobby, ironically, I had a dream last night about anal sex....do you think its an omen? or maybe you transferred the idea to me telepathically...


Steph, Star Jones beat you to the offer...next time for sure!

9:44 AM PDT  
Blogger Bobby said...

I claim complete and total innocence.

Nah, I'd never get away with that. Yes, that was on my mind last night.

3:31 PM PDT  
Blogger AngieMD2007 said...

LMAO!!!! too funny!!

i was expecting "fry chicken in it" or "grease a baking pan"

9:45 PM PDT  
Blogger mrshife said...

I smell a book deal. 101 uses for lard complete with pictures. You need to get yourself a publisher.

8:20 AM PDT  
Blogger cher said...

i love how your finger is pointing to your face like if you didn't we wouldn't know what to look for in this photo!!

7:33 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

i did it so people werent looking for the calf anus...

book deal? right on...

and coating pans is soooo overrated...

8:08 PM PDT  

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