BLOG BLOG BLOG....
So here I am...fully recovered from a wicked hangover, thanks to the BLOG Martini...
I was so excited that Jinxy decided to offer a hand for this next thing..I mean meal...
Inspector Jinx verifies that the Farmer John's Lard is authentic, a creamy, pure whip of animal-fat parts...Crisco is for wussies!
Editor's note:You can see the feet and shadow of Tyson in the left hand side of the photo...he is having no part of this...he personally has Wesson-ality, and is a fan of Florence Henderson...
All systems go! It really is lard!
This beauty will have:
-Beef Jerky
-Lard
-Oats
-Green Pepper
I thought I saw the dork who lives on 2nd floor who works at Subway peeking into my window...
I posed,in case he was snapping photos...
Jared, eat your heart out!
Apparently Jinx has taken a liking to green peppers...I hope he doesn't start expecting to have them all the time...
Some helper he is...
Mmmmm....my mouth is having a party...and Beef Jerky is invited!
See-food diet...(Note to self: get on a diet after eating this block of lard...)
Thank you, Spinning Girl...
This looks good enough to eat!
Braised Lampchops O-Gratin...
I have one word...
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Special thanks to Phats for not actually making me cook lamchops...
I was so excited that Jinxy decided to offer a hand for this next thing..I mean meal...
Inspector Jinx verifies that the Farmer John's Lard is authentic, a creamy, pure whip of animal-fat parts...Crisco is for wussies!
Editor's note:You can see the feet and shadow of Tyson in the left hand side of the photo...he is having no part of this...he personally has Wesson-ality, and is a fan of Florence Henderson...
All systems go! It really is lard!
This beauty will have:
-Beef Jerky
-Lard
-Oats
-Green Pepper
I thought I saw the dork who lives on 2nd floor who works at Subway peeking into my window...
I posed,in case he was snapping photos...
Jared, eat your heart out!
Apparently Jinx has taken a liking to green peppers...I hope he doesn't start expecting to have them all the time...
Some helper he is...
Mmmmm....my mouth is having a party...and Beef Jerky is invited!
See-food diet...(Note to self: get on a diet after eating this block of lard...)
Thank you, Spinning Girl...
This looks good enough to eat!
Braised Lampchops O-Gratin...
I have one word...
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Special thanks to Phats for not actually making me cook lamchops...
ByLBseahag at 12:14 PM
17 Comments:
Ahhahahaha! PERFECT photos!
I had to answer this on your blog cuz there's no way i was typing this on mine. Kori is EXTREMELY HOT! He is eye candy for sure. He has about 5 or 6 tatoos. I secretly love him. don't tell my husband.
confessions of a pathetic housewife.
Offer him a BLOG martini and he's yours...
in my fantasy life i offer him all sorts of things
I love this! You are a brave woman!! Just looking at lard turns my stomach. :/
BTW, nice touch spelling out the words with the peppers. LOL!!
I love food art! :)
I really like how the letter E in the "Me" didn't require any assembly...nature made it an E...
I was on board until I caught it was lard. Visually, I thought "yum, cream cheese", cuz you know you can never go wrong with cream cheese. Gotta go eat some cream cheese now.
anytime someone mentions a party in their mouth, I giggle like a fourth grade school girl.
cream cheese would have been a blessing in my mouth-party!
tee hee
most anything would probably have been a blessing!
how was hoosiers?
I really like this blog cute kitty
i think i could've stomached everything but the lard.
how about lentils? linguine?
(i'd offer up liver and licorice, but i doubt either would have helped out your sandwich.)
I dig the picture of Lambchop. She appears to be drowing in the firey pits of hell where she belongs! :-D
spam? green peppers? LOL!!
what the hell DOESN'T jinx eat?? regular cat food?
Ha ha ha!!! That ROCKS
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