Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Want Some Porn? No, Banks!


Tyra Banks will be telling a porn star named Tyra Banxxx that she can no longer use her name and will offer to help get her out of the industry on Thursday's episode of her talk show.



"Exploitation and humiliation of a pack of stick-thin,18-year old wanna-be models wearing close to nothing makes you more money, silly!"

14 Comments:

Blogger Phats said...

You have got to be kidding, I will be sure to set my VCR for that riveting episode.

How many weeks til cancelations

9:58 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

It will soon be replaced by the Paris Hilton Talk Show...

10:01 PM PDT  
Blogger Unknown said...

Tyra Banks verses Paris Hilton, geesh there's a tough decision to make!!!

4:59 AM PDT  
Blogger Bat said...

If Paris Hilton comes out with a talk show Im banning TV forever -- ugh I hate Paris

cute cat in cape by the way

5:08 AM PDT  
Blogger cher said...

or maybe tyra can have paris on her talk show and try and save her too...that's hot.

it's amazing what I'm not missing NOT having cable. I didn't even know she had a talk show. does she still do the "so you wanna be a supermodle show?"

9:27 AM PDT  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

We need to have a Super Model and Annoying Celebrity Death Match and then the winner can have their own talk show. Every year there can be new challengers until eventually all these stupid ass hats realize we don't want them on TV unless they are trying to kill each other or getting naked.

11:06 AM PDT  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

Good thing we have Tyra to save the world one porn star at a time!

1:57 PM PDT  
Blogger kris said...

Signs of end of world = Trump water being handed out to Katrina victims (I kid you not).

4:47 PM PDT  
Blogger FU said...

which one is tyra banxxx?

coz from those shots..i really can't see the diff...

bwahahahah...

ur gorilla pic is hot. yeah, i said it.

8:53 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

oh, my gawd,KRis....that does it double as hair gel? Homeless people like their combovers to look good, too!

9:15 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Hey, Gals, look at the hot guy FU I lured into here!
He is like having an endorsement from Pepsi...

9:16 PM PDT  
Blogger cher said...

he is hot. but i think he's gay

7:37 AM PDT  
Blogger FU said...

gay? sorry, cher, i'm not - where'd that come from?

oh wait..the posey pic.. yeah..i should change that.

thanks seahag for Pepsi compliment. :)

6:50 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I will have sex with you on a bed of spam...a la blogger style...

and from Ontario....Toronto is my 3rd fave city..after LA and NYC....

7:09 PM PDT  

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