Hello from Blog Central!

Anyone ever heard of GORP?
GORP is an accronym for that yummy raisin, peanut and M&M snack mix.
Good Ol Raisins and Peanuts.

Then I was thinking....which is probably not a good thing...

If BLOG was a food, what would it be? BLOG Sandwiches. BLOG Casserole.
BLOG a la King.

I have decided to have an "I AM TIRED OF BLOG WEEKEND" much like the Spam-a-lot Weekend.
I want to see if I can get sick of (and on!) BLOG.

But please help me, first. What is BLOG?

I will be then have a trusty pal, Phats, choose two of each letter from the commented suggestions...8 ingredients....A million possibilites...
And create three tasty meals using BLOG.
B-
L-
O-
G-


Thank god Spam starts with an "S"
The results are in!

I have chosen Phats to be the judge in the "What is BLOG Contest....."

Here are the results....
It's gnarly....Don't say I didn't warn you!

Here are the items, and who contributed....
B
Beef Jerky-Mr. Shife
Blue Velvet- -Colorado Hurricane

L
Lard--Skiingred
Lima Beans--Damasta

O
Oysters-Cher
Oats--Design Goddess

G
Garlic--Gareth
Green Peppers--Dana

And as a bonus....Phats the Culinary God has decided to give me a bonus...
Braised Lamchops O-Gratin-Spinning Girl


Stay tuned! This is gonna be sick! In a good and bad way!
Welcome to the offical "I AM TIRED OF BLOG WEEKEND"
Glad you could make it...
First, I want to say thank you to everyone. I am so glad to have such wonderful blogger buddies out there...


Mmmm...Hair of the Dog Blog....
Great for the next morning after a night of hard play and hard liquor...the perfect recipe to calm that aching head, replenish those lost fluids, and clear your mind...

THE BLOG MARTINI...
What's in a BLOG martini, you ask?
-Bartles and James Blue Hawaiian
-Lima Beans
-Oysters
-Garlic salt-coated glass-rim

I wonder how they get the oysters lined up in this neat little can...They are a bit solid, with a gel-type sauce...at least I think its classified as sauce...Wish I had found a pearl...Hell...a pearl necklace would go great with this fancy cock...tail...

The smell of the oysters and lima beans were so bad at Blog-central I had to open the windows.(I think my next door neighbor was wondering if I invited the Vietnamese gardener over for breakfast...I wish!)

Stir it all up with a fancy bendy straw...and...


Opps!
Like my dad used to say if he heard someone burp, "Get any on ya?"



Well there you have it folks....Opps...phone just rang...Mrs. Pung Duc is looking for her husband...
Cheers!



Editor's Note: I don't think they sell Blue Velvet out here...I went two three liquor stores and Albertson's....

I thought instead I would get some Aqua-Velva...But I cannot risk the safety of the lard in this project...so I settled for Bartles and James Blue Hawaiian....Its begins with a "B" twice, and is Blue...perfecto!


I think Jacob, the cashier at Albertson's was onto me...He knows what's going on with all this stuff...I saw him spelling B-O-L-G under his breath as he rang the stuff up...

The oatmeal has Space Trivia on the envelope...so I learn a thing or two, too...

So here I am...fully recovered from a wicked hangover, thanks to the BLOG Martini...

I was so excited that Jinxy decided to offer a hand for this next thing..I mean meal...

Inspector Jinx verifies that the Farmer John's Lard is authentic, a creamy, pure whip of animal-fat parts...Crisco is for wussies!



Editor's note:You can see the feet and shadow of Tyson in the left hand side of the photo...he is having no part of this...he personally has Wesson-ality, and is a fan of Florence Henderson...
All systems go! It really is lard!
This beauty will have:
-Beef Jerky
-Lard
-Oats
-Green Pepper
I thought I saw the dork who lives on 2nd floor who works at Subway peeking into my window...
I posed,in case he was snapping photos...
Jared, eat your heart out!


Apparently Jinx has taken a liking to green peppers...I hope he doesn't start expecting to have them all the time...


Some helper he is...


Mmmmm....my mouth is having a party...and Beef Jerky is invited!
See-food diet...(Note to self: get on a diet after eating this block of lard...)
Thank you, Spinning Girl...

This looks good enough to eat!


Braised Lampchops O-Gratin...



I have one word...


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....