Stork to God- "Are you sure this is the right trailer park? You know what happened last time!"
Congratulations to the U.S. Census Bureau, Kori and Kaleb!
Baby Federline, born September 14th, will soon join step-siblings Kori and Kaleb as a statistic of
"where my daddy?"
Opps. I did it again.
You don't really expect that louse from Fresno to stick around for long, do you?
Wasn't this little funny-looking Spawn of Federline enough of a warning to Britney to not breed with Federline?
And the newer kid, Kaleb, is never to be seen by the paparazzi...
He must look like shit!
"Quit following us, ugly little kid!"
"Hold still, you little shit, while I try to get this mask off!"
Baby Federline, born September 14th, will soon join step-siblings Kori and Kaleb as a statistic of
Opps. I did it again.
You don't really expect that louse from Fresno to stick around for long, do you?
Wasn't this little funny-looking Spawn of Federline enough of a warning to Britney to not breed with Federline?
And the newer kid, Kaleb, is never to be seen by the paparazzi...
He must look like shit!
"Hold still, you little shit, while I try to get this mask off!"
ByLBseahag at 7:49 AM
18 Comments:
Well soon enough the truth will be revealed...the kid is gonna come out ugly, and they will blame it on her drinking Red Bull in the first trimester...
I am disgusted that these 2 even had a kid. She couldn't take care of that dog she had, now she has a baby?? I also read about how she had a planned c-section so she wouldn't have to go through labor. Can you tell she just makes me sick??
You talk about Kevin being ugly..have you ever seen Britney's little sister? Or her dad? DAMN.
Sherri and cupcake, dana, I couldn't agree with you more....
Damasta-ohhhh....thats right...its Jessica Simpson that has the hot sister and hot dad!!!
God, you are SUCH an EVIL bitch!
I think I love you.
Jinxy - Yeah, cause if innocent lil spawn from the Disney Channel are pickin' on your lil sis, she MUST be fugly.
Jerk - You stare at my ass, and then tell Jinxy you love her? What a typical guy.
I have enough lus...I mean LUV to go around!
I think they'll sell more pictures of the Spawn than of Kev's album.
Britney goes from Innocent MMC member as a kid, to teen icon, to truck driver mouth, smoking cigs, dropping the F bomb, and breaking up couples. Not to mention drank a coke while being a spokesperson for Pepsi. What is the world coming too?!
The only way his album will sell a million copies in a month is if he included nude pics of Britney in it.
cupcake, i almost said, oh, justin timberlake can't breed with Cameron since she hit menopause...then realized she and i are the same age....ouch?
i hear u can die from c-sections....we could only wish...
Federline's new cd is as weak as Jamie Foxx's..it will be seen at dollar stores all over the nation...uh i mean south...
phats, she and michael jackson are the reason i drink coke!
From experience, I have 2 kids, one was natural, one was a c-section. I would choose natural anytime. I now have a scar that goes from my belly button down. (big baby, 10lbs 1oz) Not only that, the recovery time from a c-section is horrible. She may have taken the lazy way out, but she'll be ten times more miserable because of it.
The baby's name is PMS, Preston Michael Spears.
sheri- good she is miserable...laziness should pay a price...
10 lb baby! thats abig one!
You win for title of the week; nay, post title of the year.
Damn you're funny.
Thank you Kris...I shall wear my crown proudly [sniff]
Anyone seen the latest issue of UsWeekly?
It's too easy.......
nah, fuq it....i have to say something....what the hell is up with Brit's Tina Turner hairdo????
wasn't that part of her pre-natal make-over??? :)
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