Damon Bride's Sister- "What am I, Chopped Liver?"
Sources close to Matt Damon have confirmed rumors that the Bourne Identity and Bourne Supremacy star will wed bartender-girlfriend Luciana Barroso in a private ceremony this month.
Luciana Barroso's sister, Loretta,
, whom dated Damon briefly before her sister, is asking, "What am I, Matt, chopped liver?"
The relationship between Damon and Loretta Barroso fizzled when souces say Matt Damon fell under the spell of Luciana's smile. A smile that is not acceptable by Hollywood standards.
"It reminded him of his love of horses, after playing the voice of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, a souce close to the actor stated. The source also stated that Loretta, the sister did not posess the same look of his much loved barn animal.
Loretta has stated that she will crash the wedding and proclaim her undying love for Matt and disdain for her "ugly, wretched sister,"
Matt and Luciana began dating three years ago. Although she was a bartender at the time of meeting him, she has been made offers by Warner Brothers to star in the new film, Teletubbies, the Movie.
Luciana Barroso's sister, Loretta,
, whom dated Damon briefly before her sister, is asking, "What am I, Matt, chopped liver?" The relationship between Damon and Loretta Barroso fizzled when souces say Matt Damon fell under the spell of Luciana's smile. A smile that is not acceptable by Hollywood standards.
"It reminded him of his love of horses, after playing the voice of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, a souce close to the actor stated. The source also stated that Loretta, the sister did not posess the same look of his much loved barn animal.
Loretta has stated that she will crash the wedding and proclaim her undying love for Matt and disdain for her "ugly, wretched sister,"
Matt and Luciana began dating three years ago. Although she was a bartender at the time of meeting him, she has been made offers by Warner Brothers to star in the new film, Teletubbies, the Movie.
ByLBseahag at 7:53 AM
13 Comments:
So Ben "Aflac" dates/marrys only girls with the same first name, and Matt does the last name thing?
They suck.
Has Damon lost his mind as well as his eye sight?!
Never mind her looking like a horse, she looks as if the barn door hit her too.
Yikes!! That woman has no chin!
She must be hung like a horse. No, wait. That can't be it.
Fucking teletubies. They are the devil.
I don't know what to say.
Love is blind?
Nah.
teletubbies makes sense...don't know what gender THEY are either!
Teletubbies oh man! I don't like them but I would like to be the person who invited them, singing we're in the money!
Umm Phats, don't you mean - invENted them!!! Geesh, some people can't spell.
I'll send you a dictionary (thesarus) for your birthday.
It hurts. It shouldn't be so funny, but dammit it really, really is.
In other news, you have the longest word verification strings in Blogger history. This one is longer than this comment. Thanks for the carpal tunnel, spammers.
Thank you all for the wonderful quips on this one...i am glad to see if pains everyone as much as me...if she is chopped liver, i hope i can at least be a polished turd....
T.Leach- any time you can add the word HUNG to a conversation is a good thing...unless it's William....
Blah Blah Get Bent karate kid!
It was a typo I see the error of my way now haha :)
Seahag is all power restored?
Hmmm....GAreth..you are correcting people's typos...you are more like Kate Warner than I thought...
Phats....yes, and thank goodness I am in Bishop, CA (190 miles from Reno) and next week its off to SAn Fran....
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