Spam-tastic Dynamite
Here is where the magic will happen..Little does this kitchen know, that in a few moments, this will turn into Spam-Central...
A glorious celebration like this calls for frozen french fries....
Here it is,the SPAM all sliced and ready to be browned to a golden state. Yes, I said state.
Not a lot of congeal. Its drier than I remember it from childhood.
Cat Chow was not harmed in the making of this lunch
Look, where my finger is pointing... Is that the Virgin Mary?
The bun, cheese and fries sit patiently. This reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite in an odd way...Something tells me we are gonna be friends...
An occasion this special calls for the good crystal!
When I offered MeanGirl Cat a bite, she snubbed it...thats messed up, coming from someone who eats her own dingleberries...
Jinx, on the other hand...he is now known as the French Fried-Spam Caper...
Ahhhhh.....Naptime!
DINNERTIME NEWSFLASH
I got home, and found these two getting a little cozy on the sofa...
I screamed, "What is the meaning of this! Dammit, SPAM! Stop porking that EZ MAC before she gets...."
Too late...[sigh].
A glorious celebration like this calls for frozen french fries....
Here it is,the SPAM all sliced and ready to be browned to a golden state. Yes, I said state.
Not a lot of congeal. Its drier than I remember it from childhood.
Cat Chow was not harmed in the making of this lunch
Look, where my finger is pointing... Is that the Virgin Mary?
The bun, cheese and fries sit patiently. This reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite in an odd way...Something tells me we are gonna be friends...
An occasion this special calls for the good crystal!
When I offered MeanGirl Cat a bite, she snubbed it...thats messed up, coming from someone who eats her own dingleberries...
Jinx, on the other hand...he is now known as the French Fried-Spam Caper...Ahhhhh.....Naptime!
DINNERTIME NEWSFLASH
I got home, and found these two getting a little cozy on the sofa...
I screamed, "What is the meaning of this! Dammit, SPAM! Stop porking that EZ MAC before she gets...."
Too late...[sigh].
ByLBseahag at 1:19 PM
53 Comments:
Virgin Mary!!!!! - I think you are verging on BEING merry.
Lay of the drink for a while.
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I fucking had a blast making this!!!!
If only every meal could be this special...
Nice! KateWarner! You gotcher self a blog!
Contratulations....
You can take spam on your trip in a covered wagon....
LOL!! You could sell the Virgin Mary on Ebay!
I'm thinking about selling it...spam is a lot more expensive than I thought!
Spam Light was on sale- $2.49
Albertson's brand regular- $2.79
Spam with all the fat and sodium (I opted for this one) $3.29
Oh, yeah, I clearly saw the mother Mary. PUT IT UP ON EBAY!
I am thinking of selling it to the ebay winner who got the grilled cheese sandwich with Elvis on it...that would make for a tasty treat...
or the person who has this
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Go get one...I will supply the Spam for your journey.
Seahag - about the Jackass who thought I might keep the rooster as a pet and harvest it's golden eggs .......... I was expecting Phats to ask that question, hehe.
I don't know where his royal dorkiness is? Everyone has been strangely quiet today for whatever reason.
Is Steve Pitts an ex off yours, hehe.
Hey pull up a pew, we will talk on yours.
Oh...he's my ex..that narrows it down....i think i have had sex with thirty steve pitts this decade i mean year.
Ok Steve Pitts .............
In '96 I went to Pittsburgh, PA for 10 weeks on a scholarship programme. The dorks there couldn't pronounce Gareth properly so I told them to call me by my middle name which is Stephen. They promptly shortened it to Steve, geesh. Hence the blog name. So now you now. Don't tell anyone this story!!! umm ..........
And you should've said, and your name, I can't pronounce it, may I call you Dumbass, Tool, and Dope?
That's my excuse for calling people shit...
Umm let me think about that for one split second ......... thinking ............ still thinking ............ sqeezing it out now ........... something's coming through ................ shit i've lost it, geez.
No don't call me any bad names, i will get very angry and start eating your spam.
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Hello man from Oregon. Yes try the spam again. There is an entire mountain of it in Long Beach.
Hello from rainy, dark Northern Ireland
Try a sardine weekend...
The sardine strawberry shake Don Vito drank on Viva La BAm could be a good start...
Sardines are so versatile...and so unsung...
Hey you still there hag? Wake up, geesh.
There's plenty of EZ Mac and Spam for all...
For desert, I am thinking apple pie a la spam...
All you need is a fishing boat out in the Atlantic so that you can catch them. Drop me a line and I'll help you. Line - oh that's funny, hehe.
Seahag are you going out tonight?
What time is it in Ireland? Its 6:18 pm here...
Take your spam with you. You never know, you might get lucky and cook him/her/it some breakfast!
Umm it's 2:21. I was out, so that's what it looks like.
Whoah...thats 8 hours...you are almost ready for some scrambled eggs, spam, and toast.
Serve it up. Hold the spam though. You can build a thing from it.
I hate it when primates fall asleep
You can carve it into little legos and build something neat-o...
something Neat-o
OMG I've seen it all now! Phats would love that class.
Build your own spam model in 30 seconds. No previous experience required. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Does it come with instructions too. Good, even better.
Hey you fallen asleep again, lol
I wish...then I would've had something to do today between 2pm-4pm....it was an afterthought...
kinda like on the easter egg coloring kits...you can keep busy while the eggs are soaking buy making cardboard tops with toothpicks....good times!
Is that what you did during your senior year?!
How did you know?
Phats is still pretending to be doing something important.
Hey, can you knock the word ver off for a while? Every word is beginning to look the same now. hehe.
okay...consider it the most i could do!
YUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Stay tuned for breakfast...it will be extra tasty!
The Indiana State Fair has a SPAM cooking contest, and the judges have to actually eat the shit they fix.
Can you hook me up with Kristen from laguna?
Yet another reason to go to Indiana...as if the museums weren't enough....
I wonder where I can send my application to be a judge...
Kristen from Laguna? She just graduated from highschool....
You being a teacher has warped you...
ha ha!
You need to visit white's as well.
And pray tell, what is Whites?
Morning Seahag. What is wrong with your pic. It seems to be the only one that isn't working, both on your profile and on comments that you have sent to others?
Are you there Seahag?
dumgs - thats definately a real word this time!
Patsy, I thought it was special...
But I am officially tired of it...
That happened when I accidently on purpose barfed it up yesterday afternoon...
what a waste of good by-product.
that totally grosses me out lol. too much spam as a kid i guess. i read all of your blog (usually i skim but this time i read) and my cat and i agree (he's presently screaming at my feet) that this blog is the bomb diggity. two glourious thumbs up.
there's always room for spam sushi.
Adrian, dat was great....you really gone done outdone yerself on dis one!
I raise my cup of Alize to you!
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hello seahag are you there?
a spam and cheese sandwich sounds really good right about now.
I have plenty left...I can ship out. I do know that it will not need refrigeration....
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