Dave Thomas, You Owe Me a New Cell Phone
This is what I get for talking smack about Northern Cali...
I left my work cell phone on the tray at Wendy's and threw it away. I realized hours later. No one turned it in.
They thought I was crazy when I got on my knees in front of the trash receptical and called my lost cell with my other cell...
No one answered.
It was in the Bay Area. Wonder if that's the location that serves fingers?
Cell phone? fingers? Let your fingers do the walking?
Mingling in the trash can?
I'm thinking Arby's.
I left my work cell phone on the tray at Wendy's and threw it away. I realized hours later. No one turned it in.
They thought I was crazy when I got on my knees in front of the trash receptical and called my lost cell with my other cell...
No one answered.
It was in the Bay Area. Wonder if that's the location that serves fingers?
Cell phone? fingers? Let your fingers do the walking?
Mingling in the trash can?
I'm thinking Arby's.
ByLBseahag at 7:24 PM
12 Comments:
We eat it, we just barf it up...
I had a blast in NYC...pizza on every corner...and you walk so damn much, you don't have to worry...
we choose bulimia- because spending 6 hours in a car a day can do some damage...
When I was 9 my parents took me a local pizza place to eat dinner. I left my retainer on the table wrapped in a napkin. We left before I realized it was missing. When my parents realized my $900 retainer was no longer in my possession, they called the store and no one turned it on. (Seriously, they asked). So, in punishment for their 9 year old daughter being unresponsible they made me go through the fucking dumpsters at the pizza place. (Like I would have even put it in my mouth after being in the garbage). We searched for over an hour and never found it.
I still have an overbite and I suddenly want to call my dad and yell at him for being a dickhead.
Damn you, Stacy's Dad!
That was hilarious and gnarly at the same time...if you had found it, you would have little stashes of pizza snacks for a week...
now that you mention it, I am pissed at the clerk at Circle K who said he didn't find any keys on the counter this one time about 5 years ago...i still havent gotten over the loss of my Billy Corgan keyring...
Love the Oven Mit!!
I once dropped my purse into the toilet at Wendy's. That was horrible. Thankfully, it had not been used, but I pretty much had to throw everything out and start from scratch. Ugh! Nothing is worse then a public restroom toilet.
yuck...and it seems that fast food restaurant bathrooms are the worst...
to prove that, we have a joke around here- when talking about a slut, you say, "He/she gets more ass than a "insert fast food restauant here" toilet seat!
Walmart works for that one, too!
in 6th grade my friend was nice to put my new glasses in my paper lunchbag...which I promptly threw away when I was done eating lunch. So, my parents, like stacy's, made me look in the dumpster at the school. Can you imagine the nastiness in there???!!!
But my parents bought me new glasses b/c I couldn't see and it was my teacher who pointed it out oh so elloquently "Why don't you have your parents take you to the eye doctor or something!" All b/c I couldn't read the tiny print at the bottom of the slide on the screen. I was in the back row!!!
Ok, enough childhood torture stories...got a million of them.
what a great friend...she did it on purpose, I saw her do it...
Parents, you wonder how your kid gets sick all the time, its becuase you have them digging through dumpsters all over the place!!! knock it off...
second point, design, you have lost stuff since, right?
see parents? it doesnt teach them a lesson, either!!!!
sometimes just wishing for death by vomiting is simply not enough...
some bum got a couple of hours of free cell calls in.
(Wait, who would they call? None of the other bums have cell phones.... or DO they?)
I guess he could just call some sex lines, 1-900 and pretty much any dirty combo of letter will get you connected to one. At least that's what I hear.
I'M lost!!! :)
I hope whichever dumpster-diver has the decency to at least take messages for me...sheesh...
I was thinking Arby's...then decided it doesnt work with my blog...
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