Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Dave Thomas, You Owe Me a New Cell Phone

This is what I get for talking smack about Northern Cali...



I left my work cell phone on the tray at Wendy's and threw it away. I realized hours later. No one turned it in.

They thought I was crazy when I got on my knees in front of the trash receptical and called my lost cell with my other cell...

No one answered.

It was in the Bay Area. Wonder if that's the location that serves fingers?
Cell phone? fingers? Let your fingers do the walking?
Mingling in the trash can?

I'm thinking Arby's.

16 Comments:

Blogger Patsy Darling said...

Is Arby's still on business? I thought you California people are all damn healthy and what not, what are you doing at wendy's? Only us fat out of shape Jersey people are supposed ot stuff our face there.

9:02 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

We eat it, we just barf it up...

I had a blast in NYC...pizza on every corner...and you walk so damn much, you don't have to worry...

we choose bulimia- because spending 6 hours in a car a day can do some damage...

9:15 PM PDT  
Blogger ~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

When I was 9 my parents took me a local pizza place to eat dinner. I left my retainer on the table wrapped in a napkin. We left before I realized it was missing. When my parents realized my $900 retainer was no longer in my possession, they called the store and no one turned it on. (Seriously, they asked). So, in punishment for their 9 year old daughter being unresponsible they made me go through the fucking dumpsters at the pizza place. (Like I would have even put it in my mouth after being in the garbage). We searched for over an hour and never found it.

I still have an overbite and I suddenly want to call my dad and yell at him for being a dickhead.

9:34 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Damn you, Stacy's Dad!

That was hilarious and gnarly at the same time...if you had found it, you would have little stashes of pizza snacks for a week...

now that you mention it, I am pissed at the clerk at Circle K who said he didn't find any keys on the counter this one time about 5 years ago...i still havent gotten over the loss of my Billy Corgan keyring...

9:42 PM PDT  
Blogger Sherri said...

Love the Oven Mit!!

I once dropped my purse into the toilet at Wendy's. That was horrible. Thankfully, it had not been used, but I pretty much had to throw everything out and start from scratch. Ugh! Nothing is worse then a public restroom toilet.

6:24 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

yuck...and it seems that fast food restaurant bathrooms are the worst...
to prove that, we have a joke around here- when talking about a slut, you say, "He/she gets more ass than a "insert fast food restauant here" toilet seat!
Walmart works for that one, too!

7:49 AM PDT  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

in 6th grade my friend was nice to put my new glasses in my paper lunchbag...which I promptly threw away when I was done eating lunch. So, my parents, like stacy's, made me look in the dumpster at the school. Can you imagine the nastiness in there???!!!

But my parents bought me new glasses b/c I couldn't see and it was my teacher who pointed it out oh so elloquently "Why don't you have your parents take you to the eye doctor or something!" All b/c I couldn't read the tiny print at the bottom of the slide on the screen. I was in the back row!!!

Ok, enough childhood torture stories...got a million of them.

8:14 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

what a great friend...she did it on purpose, I saw her do it...

Parents, you wonder how your kid gets sick all the time, its becuase you have them digging through dumpsters all over the place!!! knock it off...

second point, design, you have lost stuff since, right?
see parents? it doesnt teach them a lesson, either!!!!

8:18 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

sometimes just wishing for death by vomiting is simply not enough...

8:19 AM PDT  
Blogger Bobby said...

some bum got a couple of hours of free cell calls in.

(Wait, who would they call? None of the other bums have cell phones.... or DO they?)

I guess he could just call some sex lines, 1-900 and pretty much any dirty combo of letter will get you connected to one. At least that's what I hear.

9:14 AM PDT  
Blogger Steph said...

You know whoever took your phone is jacking off the voice of some 500lb beast sex operator...maybe while he's frying up fingers?

9:22 AM PDT  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

I'M lost!!! :)

7:07 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I hope whichever dumpster-diver has the decency to at least take messages for me...sheesh...

8:15 PM PDT  
Blogger Patsy Darling said...

Was that the Hamburger Helper Oven Mitt?

8:44 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I was thinking Arby's...then decided it doesnt work with my blog...

8:46 PM PDT  
Blogger Jorge el Curioso said...

Um... like Biggie, Tupac, Gilligan, and Colonel Sanders... Dave Thomas is dead. You'll have to talk to his red-headed stepchild of a daughter. (Do you think she REALLY has that red pippi-longstocking shit going on?)

3:45 PM PDT  

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