Pez, Anyone?
Safeway Store Director Melvin Abrams is prepared to face just about any challenge that comes about in his store. Except for quality control. After nervously shifting through a stack of sales prices for items like Tide, Country Crock and Pampers, he handed them to Dan the night stocker, and said,
"Here. These need to be put out by opening time. Get busy or you're fired."
I shit you not, this photo is real. This photo courtesy of Andrea of the Denver Food-Police Department.
Damn them. You can imagine my surprise when I took home something I thought was a Lucy Van Pelt head filled with delicious candy treats only to find a cup of warm piss.
ByLBseahag at 2:20 AM
11 Comments:
according to half the weirdos on here, you should consider that a deal. and by 'half the weirdos on here', I mean 'me'.
I never thought of it like that...Didnt they sell Angelina Jolie's piss on ebay for like 20k?
Yes I did.
Hey Nice blog.
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Hmmm...looking for other bi-curious guys...
Last night I proved I wasn't a guy...next!
Huevos Spamcheros...
ROAR!!!!! get out!
How did you prove it? Cuz taking a pizz standing up doesn't cut it.
Rent the movie, its called one night in Lara Croft, Tombraider...
or do I mean womb-raider?
I, sadly, worked in a grocery store for a while, and we would intentionally make funny signs when our manager would tick us off.
It entertained the customers and made the manager mad, double the fun.
If course, we would have more work later redoing the signs, but it was a challenge to make them to where he wouldnt notice.
Bobby, that's a rad story.
Was your boss that guy who invented pet rocks?
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