Reality TV
Hello from Stockton.
Gawd, I miss LA.
I am catching up on the Real World tonight. I love the action, the drama, the whining, the random hookups this season. It's stellar. Johanna is so hot.
Speaking of reality shows, a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who felt that reality TV was horrible, because it takes human nature when its down and kicks it for our entertainment. I will wear boots.
Here is what I have learned from Reality TV:
1)Yes, girls, you can evolve into a refined, classy supermodel and hook up with Peter Brady.
2)I can go from a fat slob and morph into a sleek hottie, on a team with a bunch of 80s and 90s has-beens.
3)I can have my mom go on a date with a hot guy who looks gay, only to have him wrinkle his face and say, "ewwww" about me when I exit the limo in stilettos.
4)My apartment walls are in need of stenciled butterflies in maize.
5)When Ambush Makeover approaches you on the street, you better do what they tell you.
6)Don Vito can get chicks.
7)You can bang a hotty-badboy, deny it, go through an investigation, and get off, cuz they feel sorry for what the manicurist did to you.
8)Ty Pennington is a precious little picnic basket trying to break out of a Coleman bag.
9)Wes on the real world is a hot lover.
10)Andy Milonakis is in all of us.
Gawd, I miss LA.
I am catching up on the Real World tonight. I love the action, the drama, the whining, the random hookups this season. It's stellar. Johanna is so hot.
Speaking of reality shows, a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who felt that reality TV was horrible, because it takes human nature when its down and kicks it for our entertainment. I will wear boots.
Here is what I have learned from Reality TV:
1)Yes, girls, you can evolve into a refined, classy supermodel and hook up with Peter Brady.
2)I can go from a fat slob and morph into a sleek hottie, on a team with a bunch of 80s and 90s has-beens.
3)I can have my mom go on a date with a hot guy who looks gay, only to have him wrinkle his face and say, "ewwww" about me when I exit the limo in stilettos.
4)My apartment walls are in need of stenciled butterflies in maize.
5)When Ambush Makeover approaches you on the street, you better do what they tell you.
6)Don Vito can get chicks.
7)You can bang a hotty-badboy, deny it, go through an investigation, and get off, cuz they feel sorry for what the manicurist did to you.
8)Ty Pennington is a precious little picnic basket trying to break out of a Coleman bag.
9)Wes on the real world is a hot lover.
10)Andy Milonakis is in all of us.
ByLBseahag at 9:59 PM
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