Stop the Insanity!
I can't stop! I am sucked into this mindtrip of Reality madness!
Not another list!
1)I wonder if William Hung got my letter and photo.
2)I learned how to make a 30-minute meal, and watched Rachel Ray's hips double in size in one episode.
3)Does Talk Soup cause acid-reflux in some people?
4)I am still confused on how Road Rules and Real World got all tangled up. And why Veronica is on every season. And the doofus country-singer guy who wears Jesus shirts. He is America's Un-idol.
5)I actually know a lady who looks like Foofie Foofie's big girl.
6)How Clean is Your House. I love this show, British Biddies sniff your dishrag and can find its the cat vomit under your bed that reeks.
7)I really loathe Bob Guiney. He was so much better as a chunky louse dancing all around.
8)And don't get me started about Chaotic. I would rather watch Pauly Shore's trainwreck of a show.
9)I want to have a single guy invade my bedroom and pick up my undies with tweezers, just in case.. Then go out on a fun filled date!
10)I seriously believe that Ashton Kutcher is out to get me.
11)Stumped on what to name your kid? I learned you can spell Bobby like 5 million different ways.
12)Anyone see that Magic Bullet infomercial? Now this is reality! I can turn a cup of milk and a broccoli floret into soup in count it, one, two, three seconds!
13)Evan Marriott can stand there, gagged, and look stupid for me, any time!
14)They invented Ryan Seacrest by topping cupcakes with at-home hair-frosting kits.
15)Reality TV has spawned a lot of great side-projects for some. The exception is Nick Lachey.
16)Trading Spouses-Meet Your New Mommy. This show would be my only reason to marry and have kids, so I can spend the other family's $50k on a trip to fun-filled Dollywood, and ear plugs for the family because for the 14-year old daughter can't sing, and will never be famous.
17)I think Dewberry from Hell's Kitchen got a bum deal. With a name like that, expect to be voted off every time.
18)Hey Nicole! I learned that there is someone more homely than Lionel Ritchie!
There. I'm done.
Not another list!
1)I wonder if William Hung got my letter and photo.
2)I learned how to make a 30-minute meal, and watched Rachel Ray's hips double in size in one episode.
3)Does Talk Soup cause acid-reflux in some people?
4)I am still confused on how Road Rules and Real World got all tangled up. And why Veronica is on every season. And the doofus country-singer guy who wears Jesus shirts. He is America's Un-idol.
5)I actually know a lady who looks like Foofie Foofie's big girl.
6)How Clean is Your House. I love this show, British Biddies sniff your dishrag and can find its the cat vomit under your bed that reeks.
7)I really loathe Bob Guiney. He was so much better as a chunky louse dancing all around.
8)And don't get me started about Chaotic. I would rather watch Pauly Shore's trainwreck of a show.
9)I want to have a single guy invade my bedroom and pick up my undies with tweezers, just in case.. Then go out on a fun filled date!
10)I seriously believe that Ashton Kutcher is out to get me.
11)Stumped on what to name your kid? I learned you can spell Bobby like 5 million different ways.
12)Anyone see that Magic Bullet infomercial? Now this is reality! I can turn a cup of milk and a broccoli floret into soup in count it, one, two, three seconds!
13)Evan Marriott can stand there, gagged, and look stupid for me, any time!
14)They invented Ryan Seacrest by topping cupcakes with at-home hair-frosting kits.
15)Reality TV has spawned a lot of great side-projects for some. The exception is Nick Lachey.
16)Trading Spouses-Meet Your New Mommy. This show would be my only reason to marry and have kids, so I can spend the other family's $50k on a trip to fun-filled Dollywood, and ear plugs for the family because for the 14-year old daughter can't sing, and will never be famous.
17)I think Dewberry from Hell's Kitchen got a bum deal. With a name like that, expect to be voted off every time.
18)Hey Nicole! I learned that there is someone more homely than Lionel Ritchie!
There. I'm done.
ByLBseahag at 3:05 AM
6 Comments:
Well... I have read your ranting about reality T.V., but unfortunately, I see no mention of TOMMY LEE. I think I love him. Barring the fact that he was with Pamela Plastic and Prince's ex, (what's that like... sloppy seconds of a purple midget??) the guy is simply a GOD.
Loves it.
I agree with you.
Size matters, that is why I choose Tommy Lee.
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