Life's Most Difficult Questions
I am so bored right now. Once again, I need something fun to happen. Or do I jinx myself by saying that, now?
I have an obsession with crazy thoughts. You know, the "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"
So here are a few I found to be highly amusing:
1)Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?
2)Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they
spell Woman Hitler?
3)What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
4)Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
5)If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
6)Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?(gawd, I hate redundant, redundant!)
7)Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
8)Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
9)What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
10)If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
These are fun, aren't they!
I have an obsession with crazy thoughts. You know, the "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"
So here are a few I found to be highly amusing:
1)Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?
2)Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they
spell Woman Hitler?
3)What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
4)Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
5)If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
6)Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?(gawd, I hate redundant, redundant!)
7)Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
8)Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
9)What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
10)If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
These are fun, aren't they!
ByLBseahag at 4:41 PM
4 Comments:
Here's one for you- Do elevators smell different to midgets?
Why is there braille on drive-up ATM's?
danny boy, LMAO, THAT is funny. ;)
A friend of mine in college lost her left thumb when she was a baby in an accident. When we'd go manicures she would ask for a 10% discount. Did those bitches give it to her? Fuck no. Mean asses I tell ya.
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