The Hottie Hairbands of Yesterday-Where Are They Now?
They are dating my coworkers.
Living in Los Angeles, I should have figured a few of these past idols are doing the breast-stroke in my dating pool.
One of my coworkers went out for a fun-filled Saturday night with one of the dark haired dudes in the once-oh-so-famous Britny Fox.
This band was somewhere between Samantha Fox and Britney Spears, is all I can tell ya. They had that song called "Girls School."
I think Kelly Bundy or at least her clone starred in the video.
In light of this celebration, I want to pay homage to the man that made me flip out in the early 90s-
But since I already know that I do not want to hook up with Jani Lane...(thanks to VH1, for ruining it)
I wonder if Don Dokken is free this Saturday?
This gives all of you men hope! Someday when Briney Spears is Lita Ford's age, you just may have a chance!
ByLBseahag at 12:49 PM
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My favorite thing is to see guys like this get interviewed now on vh1 or whatever. they really resent nirvana, which was basically the end of their careers. like, "we were all about having fun, it was an escape, why would anyone want to sing about their problems? let's kiss each other".
I used to blame everything in life on R. Kelly.
Thank you for reminding me its all Eddy Vedder's fault.
I never really liked the hair band guys in their heyday, but I think getting with one now could be pretty hot! :-p
And that it is...I am thinking of hanging out at the Tulsa Fairgrounds in hopes of meeting up with the drummer of Cheap Trick ;)
when I first got to la, I lived with my cousin and her friend was a sound guy. he needed a hand shooting a cheap trick video for the theme song to that 70's show. I was the boom guy. so as I'm holding the boom over them, laura prepon and topher grace start making fun of me, thinking I can't hear them. then again, maybe they did think I could hear them and they were just like "fuck that guy, he's not on tv". anyway, the guy from cheap trick had a son/daughter who was like six and this boy/girl was honestly the most androgynous kid I ever saw in my life. he looked like a miniature version of his father. if I hadn't wanted to not screw over the guy I was working for, I would have said something. all in all, I'd have to say that's my life's biggest regret.
Isn't Laura Prepon a little androgynous, herself? I can't stand her...she needs to be behind the scenes. How she got on tv is beyond me. You always have a way of opening new cans of worms all over the place.
What were we talking about?
what were we talking about? how awesome I am.
I don't want no shot with Britney Spears! She's from, somewhere near New Orleans. And you know how I feel about that. Besides, I'm not attracted to "redneck." Or, even single for that matter. I wouldn't do her with Bea Arthur's dick, as they say.
Okay, fine, Mr. I Hate New Orleans...then how about that banana-nose weirdo Michelle Branch?
Someday after Bea Arthur dies, the new phrase will be Courtney Love's dick.
ya think?
For sure. Or Ellen DeGenitals'.
That was classic...
I bet her Cl#t is bigger than most men's.
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