I had my own Matt Damon Moment...
I have lived her at my apartment for a year, right..
Last May, hey, I got excited...my next door neighbor was hot, and his name is Jake...and he has a dog...
I hit on him...
And he weirded out and said he had a gf back in OH...
I got rejected...even with pussy power...since then, I have always avoided him, which is easy, since I am only home on weekends...
Well, he is moving out, I guess, and this morning, on my way to Ross I saw the most nightmare broad come out of the hallway...acne with an inch of foundation...that's all I'm saying...but then again, she glared at me...if she was at least nice I would not be so hostile...right? Ugly girls should be nice to make up for their apprearance...that is why I smile all the time...
A joke, people. I am not gonna commit suicide..
Well, maybe...
She got the man...I got these shoes...who won?
I have lived her at my apartment for a year, right..
Last May, hey, I got excited...my next door neighbor was hot, and his name is Jake...and he has a dog...
I hit on him...
And he weirded out and said he had a gf back in OH...
I got rejected...even with pussy power...since then, I have always avoided him, which is easy, since I am only home on weekends...
Well, he is moving out, I guess, and this morning, on my way to Ross I saw the most nightmare broad come out of the hallway...acne with an inch of foundation...that's all I'm saying...but then again, she glared at me...if she was at least nice I would not be so hostile...right? Ugly girls should be nice to make up for their apprearance...that is why I smile all the time...
A joke, people. I am not gonna commit suicide..
Well, maybe...
She got the man...I got these shoes...who won?
ByLBseahag at 1:42 PM
13 Comments:
Thats ok Mel...I worship you from afar!
you totally kicked her ass.
like you had to ask... i bet if ashley simpson was earing THOSE shoes, those McDonald workers would have kissed them for sure!
lets hope for a new hottie to move in next door that you can tell us about.
thank you, tad...
spinning, you know i did...
cher- ashlee is done...and thnak you for thinking i can be next...
You go gurl-hey go visit Tanyas blog-Me and Cher were naughty.....I mean we got poor Tanya good...shes gonna kill us!
seahag, my cowbell beats the rhythm of unbridled PASSION. come to the farm percussion instrument casbah and lets reserve a bail of hay!
by the way, we also gotta get up at 4am to milk the cows. we're borrowing ezekial's amish farm, he'll shun me to death if i don't milk the cows..
tad, i am so there...
jamwall, let's frolic like a farmer's daughter...
and i am downloading msn messenger so i can frolic with all the hot guys cher says she knows...
okay...i am melissafisher2001@hotmail.com
on msn
The shoes definitely win!...however; just think of how much nicer they would look with the womans face smushed underneath them !
Clearly this is the Ohio girlfriend to whom he mentioned, hey there's this cute girl next door that hit on me. But, baby, I told her I was with you. Now, she's all jealous and shit. And probably only rocking some hand-me-down payless'. poor stupid girl.
Well, one bright side is, get a load of what he gets to wake up to in the morning. Ick!! Imagine her without the makeup.
superspy, good point...but i think i want boots for that!
babyjewels, damn, yo smart to bust me out like dat...star jones be wearin' some payless too...
sherri-good point...makeup for me is a miracle..she looks like quazimoto underneath!
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