Friday, November 25, 2005


I was watching the Bourne Supremacy for the millionth time tonight, and remembered how fugly the butterface Matt Damon is marrying, and I got all hostile...

Matt, ask your dad Ben Afflack for some money to get those horse-teeth fixed on that [night]mare..

get it? horse? mare? nightmare? I didn't think so...

11 Comments:

Blogger babyjewels said...

pun-tastic. Fucking Matt, keepin' it all real and shit.

4:35 AM PST  
Blogger cher said...

*bawling my eyes out* OK, so you know that I learn about who's doing who and what via your blog. I can't begin to tell you the horror I am feeling right now. Matt Damon is my ultimate crush. I love him. Waaaay more than THAT nightmare (yes I got it)ever could. Who does she think she is? That's it. I've had it. I'm going back to bed.

8:51 AM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

baby-keeping it real shouldnt include those teeth!

cher-i feel your pain...matt damon is an unsung hottie...and then this...if i knew he had such low standards, i wouldve stalked him a long time ago...and did u know that he turned down Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Reportedly, she read an interview where he said he traveled so much he didnt own a bed...so she had one delivered to him..later, she ran into him at a movie preview, and he didnt even thank nor acknowledge her...
i thought her body was a wonderland! what was he thinking????

8:58 AM PST  
Blogger cher said...

that's classic! i wish i had the kind of cash where i could send people beds.

who knows what he's thinking. certainly not clearly. i'd gladly be the one to give his "head" a shake...

10:02 AM PST  
Blogger twolf1920 said...

This is a chick thing isn't it?

10:21 AM PST  
Blogger Mae Midwest said...

That is a very bad picture of Matt. Click the link and look closely. He looks like an old dad.

10:30 AM PST  
Blogger DaMasta said...

I got it.

Naaaaaaaaaaay!

Wanna ride?

12:13 PM PST  
Blogger Roberto Iza Valdes said...

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1:51 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

whoah...a hotty jersey boy...

did i ever mention my love for jersey boys?

i am so in your blog...
im gonna blog you...hard..

2:00 PM PST  
Blogger Phats said...

Wow dirty talk on blog, no way!

I don't know what to say so I am going to quietly go sit in a corner

10:09 PM PST  
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5:59 PM PDT  

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