I was watching the Bourne Supremacy for the millionth time tonight, and remembered how fugly the butterface Matt Damon is marrying, and I got all hostile...
Matt, ask your dad Ben Afflack for some money to get those horse-teeth fixed on that [night]mare..
get it? horse? mare? nightmare? I didn't think so...
ByLBseahag at 12:56 PM
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pun-tastic. Fucking Matt, keepin' it all real and shit.
*bawling my eyes out* OK, so you know that I learn about who's doing who and what via your blog. I can't begin to tell you the horror I am feeling right now. Matt Damon is my ultimate crush. I love him. Waaaay more than THAT nightmare (yes I got it)ever could. Who does she think she is? That's it. I've had it. I'm going back to bed.
baby-keeping it real shouldnt include those teeth!
cher-i feel your pain...matt damon is an unsung hottie...and then this...if i knew he had such low standards, i wouldve stalked him a long time ago...and did u know that he turned down Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Reportedly, she read an interview where he said he traveled so much he didnt own a bed...so she had one delivered to him..later, she ran into him at a movie preview, and he didnt even thank nor acknowledge her...
i thought her body was a wonderland! what was he thinking????
that's classic! i wish i had the kind of cash where i could send people beds.
who knows what he's thinking. certainly not clearly. i'd gladly be the one to give his "head" a shake...
This is a chick thing isn't it?
I got it.
Naaaaaaaaaaay!
Wanna ride?
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whoah...a hotty jersey boy...
did i ever mention my love for jersey boys?
i am so in your blog...
im gonna blog you...hard..
Wow dirty talk on blog, no way!
I don't know what to say so I am going to quietly go sit in a corner
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