Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The Happy Unthanksgiving Game... let's turn the You Suck, But I Suck Harder Game into a fun filled extravaganza...

What are you un-thankful for this holiday season?

Do you have siamese-twin aunts that get drunk and dance on Uncle Butch's table every year?
Does your mother break into tears when dad comments on how lumpy her mashed potatoes are?

Good. You get the point.

I will start: I am unthankful for having to suffer the freezing cold of Denver at Christmas every year.Flying on a plane coated with ice causes turbulance..and those little bottles of Vodka are not enough...

The person who has the worst un-thankful situation wins...


Blogger Shannon said...

First of all.. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!!

Ummm I am thankful for sooo much, it's hard to pick something I am not thankful for.. but I will try... for the spirit of it all..=)

I am unthankful for .... the mess I have to clean up afterwards and the smell of my sofa after the family leaves ( it always smells like old people) lol... and for the 5 pounds I will gain and not be able to fit into my jeans which will make me think I am preggo, then i will panic and get a big zit and then my christmas photo's will be ruined!

9:47 AM PST  
Blogger Cupcake said...

I am unthankful that my family has decided (despite my protestations) that we are going out to dinner this year. Not only are we going out to a place where I can't wear sweats to accommodate my food-baby after I eat, but we're going to do it "Californication" style and go to a trendy restaurant on the beach and have mexican food and margaritas. WTF???

I want my yams! I want the cranberry sauce! dammit!!

I am thankful, however, for all the new friends I've made this year and for the fun I'm having in blogland!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! ~muah!!~

10:10 AM PST  
Blogger jamwall said...

i'm unthankful that i still haven't gotten footage of bush, cheney and rumsfeld gangbanging a small dog.

10:25 AM PST  
Blogger Sherri said...

I am unthankful that I will have to spend the day with my husband's family. I will be avoided, humored, and treated like a guest. After 12 years, I have yet to be accepted into this family.

I will leave my mother-in-law's house with a headache, half drunk, and ready to kill myself.

10:54 AM PST  
Blogger muse-in-training said...

I am unthankful for the fact that Honey's and my families will act like it's a big competition who gets to spend the most time with our daughter. Not us, the baby.

11:03 AM PST  
Blogger mrshife said...

I am unthankful that I volunteered to give Brazillian waxes to Thai transvsetites.

11:04 AM PST  
Blogger mrshife said...

And your wish has been granted, LB. The photo is back up.

11:05 AM PST  
Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

I am un-thankful that I was just notified that my bitch of a sister-in-law (who actually waits by the oven with her two kids so she's the first one to get the food then piles up their plates so high they can't see over them)might attend Thanksgiving dinner, I will most likely choke her with a turkey bone and go to if you don't hear from me for awhile, you'll know where I am !

11:32 AM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

shan-two words; plastic tarp. for you to wear and for the sofa...

cupcake- pocahantas would be disappointed in you californicating this joyous occasion...

jamwall, are you referring to condi again???

sherri- i hope you got that free mattress for the pain...

muse- an absent baby is a good baby...i left mine at kmart mean a real baby...mine was the kind that had blinky-eyes and peed tap water...

Shife-braziliian waxes on thai trannies? your life is too much of a good thing...and thank you for bringing the real you that photo...

superspy- hmmm...i have one of those sisters me if you need to post bail, i think i have a tab...

11:42 AM PST  
Blogger Mae Midwest said...

Cupcake, I'll go in your place. I don't want to spend Thanksgiving in the cold Midwest eating dry turkey and acidic cranberries. I want to be on the beach, sipping margs and eating salsa and chips. Now THAT is a Thanksgiving!! I'm actually jealous. See, you don't suck at all!

12:05 PM PST  
Blogger cher said...

I am unthankful for the unwanted side effects of pregnancy:
bad skin (glow my ass!)
constant peeing. especailly all night long
uncontrollable farting
bleeding gums when i floss
cravings for things i can't have
being more tired than i can bare
forgetting everything
emotional discharge

i'm not sure if i can play or not, since it's not really my thanksgiving, i wasn't trying to win, i just felt like complaining.

12:20 PM PST  
Blogger ~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

Is it too late?

I am un-thankful for the fact that no matter how hard I try-- politics and religion will be discussed with my family over Thanksgiving. My grandparents are having it and I just found out my cousin is bringing her new boyfriend whom is black. They are from a different generation so I'm sure it will be quite the event. I'm sure I'll leave stuffed with a headache and an earful from my grandparents with their racist comments, conservative Bush loving talk and the need to take a huge shit.

How's that?

12:22 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

mae- agreed...i moved to CA to escape the cold (and family!)

cher-i'd rather bleed from my eyeballs than catch that thing called poor thing...

stacy- whoah! you are gonna have a real "Guess who's coming to dinner!" now all you need is a cousin who will come out of the closet over pumpkin pie...

1:36 PM PST  

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