The Happy Unthanksgiving Game...
Okay...so let's turn the You Suck, But I Suck Harder Game into a fun filled extravaganza...
What are you un-thankful for this holiday season?
Do you have siamese-twin aunts that get drunk and dance on Uncle Butch's table every year?
Does your mother break into tears when dad comments on how lumpy her mashed potatoes are?
Good. You get the point.
I will start: I am unthankful for having to suffer the freezing cold of Denver at Christmas every year.Flying on a plane coated with ice causes turbulance..and those little bottles of Vodka are not enough...
The person who has the worst un-thankful situation wins...
ByLBseahag at 8:26 AM
9 Comments:
i'm unthankful that i still haven't gotten footage of bush, cheney and rumsfeld gangbanging a small dog.
I am unthankful that I will have to spend the day with my husband's family. I will be avoided, humored, and treated like a guest. After 12 years, I have yet to be accepted into this family.
I will leave my mother-in-law's house with a headache, half drunk, and ready to kill myself.
I am unthankful that I volunteered to give Brazillian waxes to Thai transvsetites.
And your wish has been granted, LB. The photo is back up.
I am un-thankful that I was just notified that my bitch of a sister-in-law (who actually waits by the oven with her two kids so she's the first one to get the food then piles up their plates so high they can't see over them)might attend Thanksgiving dinner, I will most likely choke her with a turkey bone and go to jail...so if you don't hear from me for awhile, you'll know where I am !
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE !
shan-two words; plastic tarp. for you to wear and for the sofa...
cupcake- pocahantas would be disappointed in you californicating this joyous occasion...
jamwall, are you referring to condi again???
sherri- i hope you got that free mattress for the pain...
muse- an absent baby is a good baby...i left mine at kmart once..oh...you mean a real baby...mine was the kind that had blinky-eyes and peed tap water...
Shife-braziliian waxes on thai trannies? your life is too much of a good thing...and thank you for bringing the real you back...love that photo...
superspy- hmmm...i have one of those sisters too...call me if you need to post bail, i think i have a tab...
I am unthankful for the unwanted side effects of pregnancy:
bad skin (glow my ass!)
constant peeing. especailly all night long
heartburn
uncontrollable farting
bleeding gums when i floss
cravings for things i can't have
being more tired than i can bare
forgetting everything
emotional discharge
i'm not sure if i can play or not, since it's not really my thanksgiving, i wasn't trying to win, i just felt like complaining.
Is it too late?
I am un-thankful for the fact that no matter how hard I try-- politics and religion will be discussed with my family over Thanksgiving. My grandparents are having it and I just found out my cousin is bringing her new boyfriend whom is black. They are from a different generation so I'm sure it will be quite the event. I'm sure I'll leave stuffed with a headache and an earful from my grandparents with their racist comments, conservative Bush loving talk and the need to take a huge shit.
How's that?
mae- agreed...i moved to CA to escape the cold (and family!)
cher-i'd rather bleed from my eyeballs than catch that thing called pregnacy...you poor thing...
stacy- whoah! you are gonna have a real "Guess who's coming to dinner!" now all you need is a cousin who will come out of the closet over pumpkin pie...
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