Welcome to the Dating GAYme!
Welcome to the Dating GAYme! I am your host, Jinx Wankermann...
Today you will be casting your vote to find out who will win a fun-filled date with
my dear friend.
Let's introduce him now! He puts the X in sex, and soon, one young hot guy will be the muscle that will flex. A 39 year old male from Studio City, California.
Meet E-go!:
Now, folks...how this game works...you get to choose who he will go on a date with, in West Hollywood, California!
Let's meet them now...1st contestent is a 28-year old cutey from Hollywood. He works in the mailroom at Paramount Pictures...Meet Brian!!!!:
Well folks, as you know, in any game show, there is always a clown...like Bob Guiney from The Bachelor, this guy will come out a winner no matter what....meet Otto, a 32 year old from Los Angeles, California!And now....hubba hubba...this guy has it all going on, but is what we call G.U. here in LA...Geographically Undesirable..Not to mention, he is from area code 909...That's bad!But he is a self-made millionare, so who cares? Meet 35 year old Stuart, from Chatsworth, California...
Please, America! Cast your votes in the comment section...we will be posting fun photos of the date...
Good luck, men!
And good luck, Ryan Seacrest...You will need it after I steal your J-O-B!
Jinx Wankermann, OUT [of the closet]!
ByLBseahag at 9:47 AM
21 Comments:
I vote for Otto, he looks like fun.
Thank god you omitted the swimsuit part of the competition
HA HA HA!!!!!
thats awesome...
This all spawned tonight after we were catching up, and going over his weekend...
I wish I had this many choices!
Since I am not Jinx, I vote for Brian, cuz he looks like one of my friend's friends, and I think its subliminal for him, since that friend wanted him...
God, thats dramatic!
My vote is for Otto. Just as handsome as number three and funny. and funny is really important. Although, self-made millionaire is kinda important too.
No, no, Otto. Yeah for Otto. and his smoldering devil red eyes.
ok, first of all, how is your toe???
ok, next i was going to say Brian, because YUM! but then i started thinking about his age and i think they would run out of things to say eventually and who needs uncomfortable silences on a first date...
so, then i was going to say Stuart, but then the more I looked at him, the dorkier he started looking.
so I'm going to have to cast my vote with Otto, he looks fun and i bet he cleans up real nice. You can't ever go wrong with funny....attitude is where it's at.
Definitely Otto. Cute, funny, and a great smile.
you guys "Otto" get some taste!!!
nope...i'm sticking with my vote.
HOW'S YOUR FRIGGIN' TOE? This is the last time I'm showing any concern for it again.
im so sorry...i got wrapped up in the debauchery of my dating game...the toe is a-ok...better than i expected!
if you're stumped with the chin people you could always try these guys..(picture is blurry)
http://img113.echo.cx/img113/1600/piratethumb3ce.jpg
I can't stand to be broke. I'm funny and broke. I don't need someone else who is. So I vote for the milionaire.
I was gonna pick Ottomar, but I don't want E to catch redeye (even condoms don't stop that!) so I choose Brian.
Awwwww...don't we get to ask them questions like, "if he were ice cream, what flavor would he be?"..damn...ok ok....I choose Otto!
HA HA HA Spinning Girl....
btw..in case you guys don't know, E-go is Exitsunlandblvd.blogspot.com
E-go? what flavor of icecream?
Its really petty, but maybe I hange around too many gay guys...but Otto has a grease stain on his shirt...
I'm voting for Stuart b/c of the grease stain. Cleanliness is important!
I love the cat-suit!
whatever that stain is, its icky...
but red eyes..so help me god he had red eyes..oops..that was yellow eyes...my bad...
I vote for Otto. He looks like he wears that cologne, Sex Panther. I think he spilled a little on his shirt. And E-go looks like he needs someone to prowl with. Otto also look like he knows how to use his thumb which is very critical on a first date.
check out my other site...Cher submitted the bomb of photos...
i was eating ravioli for dinner and dropped one down the front of my shirt...and i thought of otto- we have matching stains, now...
btw, cher...nice thumb puppet...i might work on this one!!!
My vote is for Otto too.
i totally noticed the stain at first glance...and like you i was weary, but then i decided that he can clean up. or if it hasn't been there too long, maybe SHOUT it out. and i also figured he looked like he is drinking, so i cut him some slack.
thumb puppets..they look time consuming though. and you'll need some little hats. very little hats.
i'm going to go check out your panhandlersgonewild site now!
sometime this week Crofton and I are going to take some pictures of the panhandlers downtown. he hasn't been too overly exposed to them yet, so I figure now's as good a time as any. the world can be a cruel place. better learning that right off the bat i say.
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