The "Marry Me" Weekend....
I am cleaning the shit out of my apartment this weekend, cuz E-go is coming over for nine days to cat sit and cause mayhem here in Long Beach.
I realized my cheap ass marries shit...
We are not talking Kool-aid...like the 1/4 inch of grape and the new 2 quarts of Cherry...
We are talking shampoo, comditioner, mustard....anything...
Here is a sample...more to come...
Lavender shampoo marries Paul Mitchell
You know you do it too...
This got me thinking....
Something's missing here...
Ahhh....that's more like it...One happy family....Colgate, Colgate, and Pet Dental™ Cat Toothpaste...
Hmm...
I wonder if the taste of cat toothpaste will send me into a growling,claws-out tizzy like it does to Jinx and the gang?
It can't be that bad... It glides out of the tube so smoothly...like marshmallow cream....Thank God I have teeth...This is gonna be quite an experience...I even salivated a little...
The tube says,WITH FLOURIDE, CATS LOVE IT....goody!
Mmmmm...There's a party in my mouth, and Sorbitol, Sodium Carrageenan, and Yellow Nos. 5, 6 and 7 are invited!
It tasted like a bubblegum trainwreck...with grit...
Parting was sweet sorrow, as I spit it out....
The verdict?
T.Leach was right... Colgate is shit...give me the Pet Dental™ Cat Toothpaste...
Damn, I wish I had fangs or at least a snaggletooth...
ByLBseahag at 10:57 PM
9 Comments:
ha! i have suave coconut shampoo and pantene pro v conditioner.
i win.
can you clean my place next?
Damasta you're turning me on grrrrrrrowl!
and what a beautiful veil. it must have been a real tear jerker of a ceremony.
but seriously, stop telling us you get injured if you don't have any follow through. were you hurt? are you ok? any damage to your vehicle? you just throw this stuff out there and leave us hanging. it's not fair. where's the love?
FU marries Seahag...
;)
FU....I do!!!!
Sorry, Cher...
My neck got a little sore, but no biggie...no major car damage....but i had a few shitty days this week, so my creative flair got axed...
but im back!
thank you for your concern, pumpkin...
If my Aveda shampoo marries my Aveda conditioner....would that be considered incest???
I think so...
I hear that produces Pert Plus...
phats, i turn myself on, woof woof...
damasta,your coconut pantene idea is gonna make u a millioniare...
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