Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Beam Me Up, Tyra.


This is the last of the attack of the Hollywood Aliens..Oh, sure I am leaving out some good ones...Christina Ricci, Bridgett Wilson (the Bride in the Wedding Planner, and Teacher in Billy Madison)...But I like them...

Its this bitch I can't stand!


And I left out the men! Sorry, Neil Patrick Harris, and Chris Martin from Coldplay.

LBC out!

17 Comments:

Blogger Phats said...

Hey Bridget Wilson is Pete Sampras' wife. she is not bad looking, is this just out of jealously Sea Thomas Howell?! And spreading vicious rumors about gareth!

Tyra banks is weird, I will give you that.

10:21 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I am so glad there is someone out there with taste....i want to start a new anti-coldplay blog..when you ask random people if they like them, they always say yes. Ask why? and they are always deer in headlights. gee, for being so terrific, you'd think they had a few fans who could name off theri discography!
THe name Apple sucks, and that kid is already looking like a mini Blythe DAnner. This kid has a lukewarm career ahead of her in Lifetime Original Movies.
Exactly what movie did Gynyth think she was funny? Wasn't it that flight attendant bomb of a movie?
Poor GAreth, when he reads this, he is gonna be mad at you phats....you said he was a 49ers fan!
WHo the fuq is Peter Sampra, and why did he marry an alien?

12:54 AM PDT  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

I'm with you! Tyra is weird....my friend told me when she was working at Universal Studios in FL, she saw Tyra picking her nose on the Back to the Future ride! Now THAT'S class!!!

PS Sorry, didn't get the BB reference.

3:44 AM PDT  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

Oh and I really don't like coldplay either

3:44 AM PDT  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Pete's that Tennis player with the unibrow. wait, I guess that explains it.

Tyra is one of those people who, every year on her birthday, stomped around the house screaming, "I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, CELEBRATE MY BIRTH".

6:09 AM PDT  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

I thought Neil Patrick Harris WAS the dude in Coldplay!!

Shit, that's FREAKY.

Tyra is borderline hot, for and alien that is.
It's that WICKED bad FIVEhead she's got going that I don't like.

My Verification word is :rdtlzsj

Which in the Alien "Grays" language means "Bitch, you're on my foot!!"

6:41 AM PDT  
Blogger Adrian said...

does evercurious know?

8:46 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

The only tennis player that matters is Andy Roddick...I would love to be his statistic, a notch on his racket...
I am so happy to see all the anti-coldplay support....everyone here seems to love them...and Gwynyth she is an American traitor...oh, its so trendy to live in the UK! I will have an accent within a year, like Madonna and that trailer bitch Jerry Hall!
I believe Tyra is a hosebeast in person. She is riding the "I was a hideous child but look at me now" wagon(or Back to the Future Ride) and needs to be booted off.

Neil Patrick Harris in Coldplay...that was hilarious...
we need to also pick on that tool that played his best friend on doogie....

8:48 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

uh-oh, h....do you wanna break the news to him?
just say, I never meant to cause you trouble.....

8:49 AM PDT  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

The one thing I can't stand most about celebrities is how they whine constantly about how terrible they had it when they grew up! I can't stand the fact that Tyra now has a reality show that's supoosed to 'expose' the reality of her rags to ritches life. Gag!!

Oh, the 'Turkey Whisperer' took some turkey pictures and posted them on her blog. :)

9:31 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Do Me Doogie

this is a great site for doogie howser...and vinnie....and it has the theme song! open carefully at work...coworkers might migrate to your desk to celebrate...

9:50 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Nice...thank you sherri, I am so there!!!

I agree...a few million bucks back in the 70s and 80s wouldve made my childhood perfect...screw all the exploitation! i had money for a diamond encrusted barbie van!!!!!

9:51 AM PDT  
Blogger Unknown said...

Why is everyone picking on me suddenly?! I have done nothing wrong. I have tried to be everyones friend.
I'm going to go away now to a darkened room and cry myself to sleep.

10:15 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I'll save you, Gareth...its that meanie Phats' fault...

10:22 AM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

HELLO!! wtf!
how the hell did I get dragged into this I never said he was a 49ers fan haha :) Sorry Gareth, she needs attention!

Pete Sampras will go down as the greatest tennis player of all time. Andy Roddick is the biggest jackass on tour, so you have bad taste too.

isn't neil patrick harris gay?

11:28 AM PDT  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Didn't you see NPH in that space troopers movie. I think those were his "crack" days. He was one step away from cutting his own throat off.

txzjtcg - french for "friggin word ver didn't go thru"

utqhmcis - spanish for "odale!"

11:46 AM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

No, I missed that one...
but i had someone slap me up because while watching harold and kumar go to white castle i said, "look, he looks kinda hot,"
my cheek still hurts...and glad it does...

11:49 AM PDT  

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