Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Has This CROSSed Anyone's Mind?


Blogger Phats said...

HA! didn't you watch melrose place when she had that nasty alien nation crap on her skull??

Yes, you can call me Rascal Phats. Still haven't found otter pops, send me some via UPS

12:34 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Sorry, I missed Melrose place...I see you didn't.
Bet you watch According to Jim, too...

Tell me about the alien nation crap on her skull...I think I have ESPN.

So, Rascal Phats...send me the address, and I will mail today...or drive down.

12:52 PM PDT  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Isn't that the chick from Desperate Housewives?

Who's the chick on the right?

My verification word was: yegjvny

Which is Yiddish for "Marcia,Marcia, Marcia"

1:12 PM PDT  
Blogger DaMasta said...

What's scary is that someone actually wants to marry her. Knowing that all the spawn she creates will look like her. *ew*
Here's where a license to birth would come in handy.

1:18 PM PDT  
Blogger DaMasta said...

My guilty pleasure is "Yes, Dear".

word ver - "fxtuzpts" - F@ck you, snuffelufagus.

1:20 PM PDT  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Why do I always associate the word ver's with cuss words?

1:21 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

I can't believe you didn't watch MP! I thought everyone did. I don't remember the details but she was in the bathroom in one episode and pulled off her hair showing this freaky nasty skull that looked like those old alien nation skulls.

Directions, just head due east when you get to the haystacks take a right and follow the smell of cow crap

1:21 PM PDT  
Blogger Spinning Girl said...

cue Close Encounters of the Third Kind music: beng bong boeng bong booooooooooooong (OK, you'll just have to imagine those five notes)

1:22 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Rascal Phats,
you being a straight guy, when you come out to L.A. there are a few things you never admit to:

1)Melrose Place
2)Owning Martika's toy Soldiers on tape

Otherwise, you will hear, "I got your Otter pop, big boy!"

1:27 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Good call, if it wasn't scary enough, add some sound effects!

Jerk you are killin' me.

Damasta, kill Jerk.

1:28 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

ha! I know plenty of guys that watched it MP did you not see how those women were on that show!?!? I am comfortable with my sexuality. Now Martika you got me there, but come on I was like 8 yrs old.

Does that mean you're inviting me to Cali?

1:30 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

that should read
"how hot those women were"

they need an edit button damn it

1:31 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

If you keep mentioning Melrose Place, I am gonna strip you and throw you in the middle of West Hollywood. (Its not called Weho for anyone's health...or is it?)

Martika I will sort of let slide. Just don't tell me you liked Glass Tiger.
I know you will.

1:39 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

umm no to the glass tiger, but I did rock out to the bangles, oh man I am so gonna be naked in West Hollywood now damn it, me and my big mouth!

1:45 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

so do you meet celebs living out there, can you hook me up with Carrie Underwood, I am in love with her.

1:50 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

That dumbass who can't sing?
I do admit, she looks like what Reese Witherspoon would've looked like if her mom wasn't hooked on the sauce...
-I met Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe at Ralph's (grocery store)
-Met Cloris Leachman at a Highschool play
-Ate dinner across from Kyle MacLaclan
-Drove behind Tommy Lee on the 405.

Celebs suck.

1:56 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

I just want to meet my future wife Carrie Underwood, if you know Reese you can hook me up with her too but that would be a fling seeing as how she is married.

2:03 PM PDT  
Blogger Bobby said...

She may look weird, but I love her and some of the bitches she has played.

she was one of my earliest role models. Well, Kimberly on MP was.

2:27 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Ha! We found the female equivalent of Adrian Brody and friends...
-Marcia Cross
-Christina Ricci
-Barbra Streisand
-Chloe Sevigney

Phats- the only taste you have is in your mouth.

2:34 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

that one hurt. You cali kids are mean!

2:50 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Blame it on the traffic...

3:01 PM PDT  
Blogger Sherri said...

Oh, now that's an eerie resemblance! :)

Does anyone know if that is her natural hair color??

3:13 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

ha! who the hell is brad? I mean granted I get mistaken for brad pitt on a daily basis, but that isn't my name. My name is truly Phats my parents had a wicked sense of humor, my sister is named rainbow bright. Go figure I think I got the better end of the deal.

3:47 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Are you related to River and Joaquin?

Or like that cellular commercial,
Sunspray Moonbeam Honeysuckle...

4:18 PM PDT  
Blogger Mae Midwest said...

Gay men love her. ADORE her. They say she is what all women should look like.

4:22 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Well of want to marry uglies so they are faithful...
they cheat with the hotties...
and tropy wives are just rented...

4:33 PM PDT  
Blogger Gareth said...

If you look closely you can even see the glow around her. These mushrooms are beginning to wear off!

fwqdieu (they are even using french words now - (a)dieu!).

5:10 PM PDT  
Blogger ~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

Wow, that's an uncanny resemblance. She really is an odd looking woman, although the men from the set of Desperate Housewives all say Marcia is the hottest. I don't get it.

Word verification: ctpoyfw
(aka Call The President Out- Your Fucked "W")

6:26 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

because men have the bright idea that ugly chicks are better in bed cuz they have to work harder, since they dont know when the'll get it next...
fuqs up everything...we try hard to be supermodels, and in the end, the aliens like marcia cross win...

8:29 PM PDT  
Blogger Phats said...

So can I call you
Otter Pop Brody?

btw EVA is the hottest of the housewives! DING

9:07 PM PDT  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I'd rather be Sea Thomas Howell...
he's getting hotter as he ages...

Here's a flashback for you, phats...
Nothing Gold Can Stay

Jesse Metcalfe is the hottest housewife!

9:45 PM PDT  

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