You Otter Go Get You Some Otter Pops
In the late 70s and into the 80s everyone exceptPhats experienced the refreshing, fun and fruity taste of an icy Otter Pop on a hot day.
Kids would run out to meet their mother pulling up into the driveway in her big Country Squire to get their grimy little paws on a box of Otter Pops.
The longest time was that time spent waiting for these little plastic packs of magic to freeze into a delightful snack.
We knew them as Alexander the Grape, Stawberry Short Kook, Sir Isaac Lime, Louie Bloo Raspberry, Pancho Punch, and Little Orhan Orange
Hard names for a 7 year old to memorize, but we did it.
Our parents knew us by flavor.
20 odd years later, thay have shortened their names to Alexander, Isaac, Louie, Pancho, Lil and Kook.
By shortening their names, how are kids going to be aware of these valuable historical icons? Back in the day, ask any kid, he'd tell you...
Who discovered mathematics? Duh! It was Sir Isaac Lime!
Alexander the great was not Colin Farrell, it was this guy-
Okay. So take away their credibility and stick them in a band. Yes, the Otter Pops are now in a band
When did this happen?
They are called the Otter Popstars...Each popstar has a biography on the Otterpops webiste! Who knew?
They have a music video!
So there you have it folks...Torn from their past by the Corporate Slime known as the Music Industry, the Otter Popstars.
Just like the once great band Menuedo, the Otterpops are selling out venues all over Mexico...
It's all Pancho Punch's fault.
But a cool thing, Leonardo DiCaprio has a link on their site to his 'Save the Otters' organization.