Tuesday, February 28, 2006


Is there a petition somewhere I can sign to keep these bitches off the red carpet???

17 Comments:

Blogger The Future said...

i would rather see the rivers on a red carpet than Paris Hilton

8:31 AM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I'd rather see that whore Star Jones on the red carpet than the Rivers and Paris Hilton...

8:37 AM PST  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

None of those choices are appealing. I would rather see Star Jones eat Paris and then finish off the Rivers.

10:33 AM PST  
Blogger T. Leach said...

Hollywood sucks. I don't need an award show to know that. I just have to look at these two spunk receptacles.

10:58 AM PST  
Blogger Big Mama said...

It's Franken-Rivers!!! AAAAAA!!! Run and cover the children's faces! She has to just die already! I mean how tight can you make that face before her lips meet in the back?!?!

I would rather see ANYONE other than those two dorks!

12:40 PM PST  
Blogger Crystal said...

There is a valuable lesson to learn from Joan Rivers and her dog-faced daughter:
If you live your life judging other people by their looks and clothes, you'll turn into a botoxed, alcoholic, carp-faced bitch and no one, not even dog face, will like you.

3:21 PM PST  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

have you seen the commercial where there's an old woman posing at Joan saying that she went "natural?" Kinda hilarious! I bet she'd really look like that if she didn't get nip/tucked!

But yes, they need to go. Maybe someone can trip them and then roll them up in the red carpet!!!

4:34 PM PST  
Blogger Lana said...

I'll start one for ya.

5:48 PM PST  
Blogger Karen said...

The Bitch-O-Meter in full force.

5:56 PM PST  
Blogger mkecurler said...

Let's start a group of concerned citizens! How about NCOC!???
No cows on carpet!!!!

Happy Mardi Gras!!!

I met a new curler from my club who is from canada- you should have seen her face when I asked her about poutine! She went NUTS!!!

7:51 PM PST  
Blogger Tina said...

Count me in - I've been muting them for years!

8:48 PM PST  
Blogger BUMBLE!!! said...

But Paris Hilton is beautiful and a classy individual... except for the nose and the drunkeness and the porn videos...

At least she didn't do an Arby's commercial (that really sucks) like Joan Rivers.

Besides, isn't she dead yet?

8:59 PM PST  
Blogger Michael said...

Joan Rivers: a science fair project gone terribly, terribly wrong.

9:09 PM PST  
Blogger j merlino said...

And what is with the stupid red carpet anyway.

Royalty doesn't even walk on red carpets anymore.

11:58 PM PST  
Blogger J.R. Kinnard said...

The one thing you've gotta give Joan Rivers; she will say anything to anybody. I hate the whole 'red carpet' thing, but if you must do it, better Joan Rivers than some complete sycophant.
I used a big word!!!

11:32 AM PST  
Blogger Zen Wizard said...

You can start Internet petitions here for free.

I kinda like 'em, however. (Joan and Melissa that is. Why don't the stars just HIRE that one dude who is their sidekick to dress them before the awards? Then they couldn't critique it...after all, HE DESIGNED IT!!!)

4:26 PM PST  
Blogger Netter said...

Oh man, if you find the correct form, send it my way, I'll sign that bad boy.

7:21 AM PDT  

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