Is there a petition somewhere I can sign to keep these bitches off the red carpet???
ByLBseahag at 7:09 AM
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Is there a petition somewhere I can sign to keep these bitches off the red carpet???
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17 Comments:
i would rather see the rivers on a red carpet than Paris Hilton
I'd rather see that whore Star Jones on the red carpet than the Rivers and Paris Hilton...
None of those choices are appealing. I would rather see Star Jones eat Paris and then finish off the Rivers.
Hollywood sucks. I don't need an award show to know that. I just have to look at these two spunk receptacles.
It's Franken-Rivers!!! AAAAAA!!! Run and cover the children's faces! She has to just die already! I mean how tight can you make that face before her lips meet in the back?!?!
I would rather see ANYONE other than those two dorks!
There is a valuable lesson to learn from Joan Rivers and her dog-faced daughter:
If you live your life judging other people by their looks and clothes, you'll turn into a botoxed, alcoholic, carp-faced bitch and no one, not even dog face, will like you.
have you seen the commercial where there's an old woman posing at Joan saying that she went "natural?" Kinda hilarious! I bet she'd really look like that if she didn't get nip/tucked!
But yes, they need to go. Maybe someone can trip them and then roll them up in the red carpet!!!
I'll start one for ya.
The Bitch-O-Meter in full force.
Let's start a group of concerned citizens! How about NCOC!???
No cows on carpet!!!!
Happy Mardi Gras!!!
I met a new curler from my club who is from canada- you should have seen her face when I asked her about poutine! She went NUTS!!!
Count me in - I've been muting them for years!
But Paris Hilton is beautiful and a classy individual... except for the nose and the drunkeness and the porn videos...
At least she didn't do an Arby's commercial (that really sucks) like Joan Rivers.
Besides, isn't she dead yet?
Joan Rivers: a science fair project gone terribly, terribly wrong.
And what is with the stupid red carpet anyway.
Royalty doesn't even walk on red carpets anymore.
The one thing you've gotta give Joan Rivers; she will say anything to anybody. I hate the whole 'red carpet' thing, but if you must do it, better Joan Rivers than some complete sycophant.
I used a big word!!!
You can start Internet petitions here for free.
I kinda like 'em, however. (Joan and Melissa that is. Why don't the stars just HIRE that one dude who is their sidekick to dress them before the awards? Then they couldn't critique it...after all, HE DESIGNED IT!!!)
Oh man, if you find the correct form, send it my way, I'll sign that bad boy.
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