Tag, I'm It...
I got nailed my Damasta
Here goes. Now tag yoself, bee-otches...
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
Look at that zit...look out, it's gonna blow!
2. How much cash do you have on you?:
A Bob's Big Boy Bank with pennies, nickels and dimes.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?:
[David] Gest
4. Favorite planet?:
Yer anus.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?:
My cousin Marilyn
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?:
A silent phone is the best phone.
7. What shirt are you wearing?:
A black Deftones hoodie.
8. Do you "label" yourself?:
Only if it is one of those "Hi! My name is" labels.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing now:
None. My feet are going commando.
10. Bright or Dark Room?:
Dark. With TV, pillows, couch, and Froot Loops with apple juice.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Damasta-she is hilarious and edgy.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Coming down from a caffeine high.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?:
What r u up 2 2day?
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?:
Broadway and Pine. Why, are you gonna bring me a slurpee?
16. What's a saying(s) that you say a lot?:
Turning the word WHORE into adjectives and verbs....
-whor-alicious
-whor-ified
-whoring
-whor-iffic
-whor-a delic
17.Who told you they loved you last?:
My sister.
18. Last furry thing you touched?:
My chin. Uhh...I mean Jinx.
19. How Many days of work did you miss this week:
None. At least physically...
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
One from 2003.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?:
29
22. Your worst enemy?:
This could take up a lot of time and space. So I will say nada.
23. What is your current desktop picture:
Adrian Brody. Damn, he's delish in an ugly-sexy kinda way.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
Hi to my neighbor, Rod. No, that's not a nickname.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?:
I could build wings with a million bucks. And get more miles with America West.
26. Do you like someone?:
As in 5th grade like? Hell, no. Do I lust someone? yes.
27. The last song you listened to?:
The theme song of Golden Girls.
28. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?:
Gotta stay true to my Pussycat Dolls. I'd say Carmen.
Here goes. Now tag yoself, bee-otches...
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
Look at that zit...look out, it's gonna blow!
2. How much cash do you have on you?:
A Bob's Big Boy Bank with pennies, nickels and dimes.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?:
[David] Gest
4. Favorite planet?:
Yer anus.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?:
My cousin Marilyn
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?:
A silent phone is the best phone.
7. What shirt are you wearing?:
A black Deftones hoodie.
8. Do you "label" yourself?:
Only if it is one of those "Hi! My name is" labels.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing now:
None. My feet are going commando.
10. Bright or Dark Room?:
Dark. With TV, pillows, couch, and Froot Loops with apple juice.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Damasta-she is hilarious and edgy.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Coming down from a caffeine high.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?:
What r u up 2 2day?
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?:
Broadway and Pine. Why, are you gonna bring me a slurpee?
16. What's a saying(s) that you say a lot?:
Turning the word WHORE into adjectives and verbs....
-whor-alicious
-whor-ified
-whoring
-whor-iffic
-whor-a delic
17.Who told you they loved you last?:
My sister.
18. Last furry thing you touched?:
My chin. Uhh...I mean Jinx.
19. How Many days of work did you miss this week:
None. At least physically...
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
One from 2003.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?:
29
22. Your worst enemy?:
This could take up a lot of time and space. So I will say nada.
23. What is your current desktop picture:
Adrian Brody. Damn, he's delish in an ugly-sexy kinda way.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
Hi to my neighbor, Rod. No, that's not a nickname.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?:
I could build wings with a million bucks. And get more miles with America West.
26. Do you like someone?:
As in 5th grade like? Hell, no. Do I lust someone? yes.
27. The last song you listened to?:
The theme song of Golden Girls.
28. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?:
Gotta stay true to my Pussycat Dolls. I'd say Carmen.
ByLBseahag at 10:04 AM
9 Comments:
Just start calling him Rod the Bod or Hot Rod, and then you will have solved the whole nickname issue.
You are out of the loop. I'm calzone and Bill the apostle.
Monkey is my wife. Figure it out yo
Who the hell is meaniebeanie, then?
whoralicious.
say it all the time. yea us.
I think I may have a roll or two of film from 2003 myself. Yikes!
Froot Loops and Apple Juice?
Yes...I detest milk!
ok, so what do you put on your Apple Jacks? Fruit Juice??!!
Oh girl you NEED to try a Dirty Dick Bomb.
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