I Confess!
Okay. There is something I need to come clean about. It's been bothering me for some time now...it crept up on me, then POW!
I am secretly in love with Bob Saget.
I can't help it. He's funny. He's raunchy. He's nasty.
He's fricking sexy.
I want to bear his children. Or be his personal school-girl. Whatever is more convenient.
He is not like his character Danny on Full House, nor the stuffed-shirt announcer of America's Funniest Home Videos.
Remember those "Honey" jokes at the end of each show?
He has shed that good guy image, and now jokes about sex, goats, sex, goats, and a bunch of other stuff...
And get this, tonight I am going to see him live at the Brea Improv.
It's fate. We were meant to be together.
I must now go gargle.
ByLBseahag at 11:53 AM
9 Comments:
LBSeahag Sagat.
Yes, that does have a nice ring to it. But what about your prison boyfriend? I don't think he would be too happy if he knew about this.
I think he would be violent if he found out aboot this. No more conjegal [ok, that spelling is way off] visits. Think aboot it, who's more important... Bob Faggat or Your Prison Bf??
Hey Shife-
Rings don't plug holes...
Wait a sec...i'm not even married!
Sweet. Free sex for all.
ORGE did someone say ORGE?
I'm on my way.
Wow, I didn't realize how cool he is. Now I desire him.
I tell ya! Make a guy curse and talk dirty, and bam! he's hot...
Would that make you allergic to him if he talks about goats??
you should make a video, then you could jumpstart his career
If you talk to him (and after you bang him) ask him if he still talks to John Stamos...I can use a hook-up
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