Highway to Hell
Bill the Apostle and Jesus and
Satan, himself have informed me that my evil ways are earning me a fast-track ticket to hell...
If I don't change my ways, I am screwed.
-I laugh at retarded people.
-I cheat on my taxes.
-I sleep around.
-I pretend crackers are communion. And drink lots of wine.
-Religious talk makes me horny.
-I butt in line.
What are some bad things you have done to take the carpool lane into hell?
ByLBseahag at 11:02 AM
16 Comments:
I whisper jokes to my sister at church.
I tell lies. Then I lie about telling lies.
I lust after wondercats.
I laugh at angry people.
I don't always cuddle after sex.
I read your blog. LOL
I go thru the express lane with 12 items instead of 10. That is what one lady said to me. She said I was breaking the rules and I am going to Hell for that.
I have had sex with a ministers girl friend
Scratch that I i taped myself having sex with a ministers girlfriend
shannon- you are not only on the expressway to hell, you cut someone off!
Damasta-everyone you know is going to hell via guilt by association...
future-where can i buy a copy?
Bozette-you cut in line with your 12 items, too, don't ya!
cupcake- you are the busdriver on the highway to hell...
After reading all these I don't feel so bad... I told my kids that when other little kids are bad that means that their mothers don't love them and they should feel sorry for them. I also told my kids that we are surrounded by people with small brains that's why they do stupid things and can't drive. LOL!!!
Hey LB, I'll be boarding that bus to hell with you all all these other naughty people... LOL!!!
WHEN DOSE THE BUS LEAVE??????
we can make our own one
I smuggle Canadians across the border.
big mama and bozette-make sure you steal the bus fare from an innocent old lady...
future! you naughty boy! get on your knees...beeotch...no smile for the camera...
shife-mmm...nothing tastier than an illegal alien...
I used to drive in the HOV lane during rush hour and somehow avoided getting pulled over.
I use my middle finger a lot.
where to begin
i spread plague and pestilence
i created everyone of the seven deadly sins and then reveled in them
i made pee wee masturbate in a movie theater
i developed the formula for meth and think using cold medication as a primary ingredient is a hoot
i hang out with pat robertson
i voted for bush
oh i could go on and on for days
did i mention that i think shannon is a total hottie i want to ride that bangbus with shannon on my lap
yo shannon we gonna hook up or what
I created the Barney character from PBS !!
I have terrible road rage
I curse like a sailor
PBS made Barney?! haha
Noooooo I made Barney !! PBS just aired it !! :-P
You rock so much.
I lie to the government.
Wait, that's everybody.
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