Old McDonalds
Where do old dirty bastards go to for penance for being evil, womanizing men in their youth?
McDonald's- before 10:30 AM, 11:00 AM Saturday and Sunday.
Ever notice the old coffee-drinking men in McDonald's sit in groups at the table?
They are never accomplanied by a woman.
Ever notice how they dress in tattered, mismatched polyester slacks and a frumpy shirt with grease stains?
Bad hygeine and a pocket-full of change is a sign that these men are growing old alone.
Ever notice they never eat anything, just order coffee and handfuls of sugar and cream?
Because being over sixty and alone can make you lose your appetite. No food could ever replace the "home-cooked meals" you once had when you had a wife.
Ever notice there are never groups of single over-sixy women hanging around, batting their eyes coyly, orange-lipstick puckers ready for blowing kisses?
Nosiree, this is because senior citizen women know these men are single because their wives left them years ago for being pigs.
Men with wives get freshly brewed coffee at home daily.
God is punishing men for infidelity. One "Old MacDonald" at a time.
ByLBseahag at 8:12 AM
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Old MacDonald had a farm
E I E I O.
And on that farm he drank some coffee
E I E I O.
With a slurp slurp here
And a slurp slurp there.
Where's my money, there's my money
E I E I O.
sad, but true.
I don't know why, but this just depressed the hell out of me....
and i think all the old ladies are at bingo....
good....hope the ol blue haired ladies win a lot of money...or got a lot at divorce time...
haha...looking back at your blog...i gotta get caught up you know, i need to know...did you ever successfully get sick and tired of spam???
no, the women are always the people who go around cleaning the tables, asking you about yuor morning. There are evil people in both sexes, not just males.
gareth?
you have a twin? and his name is future?
who knew?
Leprechauns don't have twins!
Oh, this is so true!! LOL
BTW, I like how you've changed everything. Very sharp. :D
Why have I got to be the evil twin?
It's kinda scary that this is a national addiction. Except in our local McD's they're there EVERY day, not just on the weekends. And man are they creepy!!
Our old men are there EVERY day as well. (My grandpa used to be one of them.) They would drink their coffee, chain smoke and be catty like women. They also hang out at the gas station gossiping. Old men are strange.
I like the new layout.
yeah...divorced...sure...
like i would ever get that close...
Ha! I thought this was just in the midwest. they do that here as well, it's scary. My grandpa, like stacey's did this though as well except he chose "the big wheel" restaurant and drank alone.
Nice post. Divorced? HAHA
old men bug me...
"the big wheel" restaurant?! Sounds like fine dining to me! :)
what a lame exisitance...
I would rather be a dive bar drunk in my old age...
with smoker's hack and tobacco-yellow stained fingernails...
and orange lipstick.
That is so sad.
Next time I go to mcDonalds (in 2007) I'm going to befriend one of them and bring them home.
WAit til 2047 so you can get one in your twilight years!
Know what is sad? When people just can't do their own thing without ridicule...lol
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