Thursday, December 01, 2005

Debbie Rowe is Not My Lover...

In light of Wacko Jacko being in the news yet again for Drug Trafficking
I have decided to give him a moment...

Q.How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A.Out of a catalog

Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A.Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe are in the recovery room with their new
baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can
have sex?"

"I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.

Now Beat It...


Blogger Phats said...

This is HILARIOUS you are truly genius I bow down to you!

10:21 PM PST  
Blogger Cupcake said...

that one picture is disgusting. I don't remember a camera being in the room when I played "hide the pickle" last week!

10:52 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

thanks, phats

cupcake, have you seen my salami?

12:34 AM PST  
Blogger babyjewels said...

Love these, as I hate micheal. Oh and is that sandwich low carb, if so I'm in.

you funny.

5:21 AM PST  
Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

LMAO - This is hysterical, yet disturbing...hahahaha

I thought of Shife's story about the melted cheese when I saw the Hiney Hogie !!

Two all beef patties special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed....(gag) buns !!

7:45 AM PST  
Blogger Sherri said...

LOL!! This man is a freak of nature.

8:11 AM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

that hiney hoagie has been supersized!

with a shake, too...

8:28 AM PST  
Blogger twolf1920 said...

Mel...I have to say it....

Wait for it.....

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should really be writing this for saturday nite live!

Fuck them-You sould be writing this and doing stand up!

9:20 AM PST  
Blogger Shannon said...

Lmfaooooooo omg this is hilarious, I never heard these jokesd before, where have I been? I loved the nose one hahaha

9:58 AM PST  
Blogger Fiona said...

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11:09 AM PST  
Blogger Fiona said...

(okay i stuttered)

Ok, that ass sandwich was too much for me to take. It looks like she has some disease surrounding her brown-eye submarine... It's so horrible that i can't stop looking at it! Aaaaaccck!

Michael Jackson shouldn't be allowed to procreate-howEVER he does it-how normal are those kids going to be?! THEY WON'T BE!

11:11 AM PST  
Blogger mrshife said...

The latest rumor out of the Jackson circus is that those kids came from a test tube and aren't his.

12:28 PM PST  
Blogger FU said...

Well they can't be his.. they are blonde and white... he is still genetically a black man.

mel..that ass sandwich made me barf.

but it love u so its ok

1:18 PM PST  
Blogger Phats said...

hey can we freaky friday for one day?

1:21 PM PST  
Blogger cher said...

LMAO!!! Awesome post today Mel! I prefer

kind of tomatos myself...

3:44 PM PST  
Blogger FU said...

cher i'm at work!!! warn us before u put up a link like that!!!


3:49 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Thank god i am allergic to tomatoes...
id hate to know i got hepetitis from my salad...tossed salad...
get it? tossed salad..tossed. salad.

6:28 PM PST  
Blogger LBseahag said...

FU, that was me! haa! i wish!

6:29 PM PST  

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