Debbie Rowe is Not My Lover...

In light of Wacko Jacko being in the news yet again for Drug Trafficking
I have decided to give him a moment...


Q.How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A.Out of a catalog

Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.


Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.


Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A.Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe are in the recovery room with their new
baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can
have sex?"

"I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.

Now Beat It...