Any-ting You Want...Anything? Any-ting...
Thank you, Colorado Hurricane, for the inspiration for this one...
I grew up in Denver, right...
There is an infamous street called Colfax Avenue...We used to call it Cold-Fucks...
Ever seen a hooker in Denver?
You saw her on Cold-Fucks Avenue...
Double-blundgeon murder?
It happened on Cold-Fucks Avenue...
Got raped and mugged?
It happened on Cold-Fucks Avenue...
And Cold-Fucks Avenue has a million motels up and down it...The best one is this one:
Rumor has it that John Hinkley Jr., that nut-job that shot President Reagan to impress Jodie Foster lived here for a few years...
This place is so ghetto, they almost got sued by Warner Brothers....what did they do? They improvised: (this is not photoshopped....it is real...)
They sliced the U and dimmed the light on the S....
Look at that crack-job rabbit...he's holding that carrot like a fricking joint...and are those zigzags in his other hand? And he has an OJ Simpson glove...the other one is missing...
He started the trend of rabbits cross-dressing...I know he did...He gotta make some money somehow...
I am not sure if it is still open..I have been gone for four years...I looked it up on 411.com and no go...
Fuck.
"I know a place where the sheets are clean and they don't ask you no questions."
The Fuckshop, by 2 Live Crew
I grew up in Denver, right...
There is an infamous street called Colfax Avenue...We used to call it Cold-Fucks...
Ever seen a hooker in Denver?
You saw her on Cold-Fucks Avenue...
Double-blundgeon murder?
It happened on Cold-Fucks Avenue...
Got raped and mugged?
It happened on Cold-Fucks Avenue...
And Cold-Fucks Avenue has a million motels up and down it...The best one is this one:
Rumor has it that John Hinkley Jr., that nut-job that shot President Reagan to impress Jodie Foster lived here for a few years...This place is so ghetto, they almost got sued by Warner Brothers....what did they do? They improvised: (this is not photoshopped....it is real...)
They sliced the U and dimmed the light on the S....Look at that crack-job rabbit...he's holding that carrot like a fricking joint...and are those zigzags in his other hand? And he has an OJ Simpson glove...the other one is missing...
He started the trend of rabbits cross-dressing...I know he did...He gotta make some money somehow...
I am not sure if it is still open..I have been gone for four years...I looked it up on 411.com and no go...
Fuck.
"I know a place where the sheets are clean and they don't ask you no questions."
The Fuckshop, by 2 Live Crew
ByLBseahag at 8:37 AM
17 Comments:
Those photos are awesome. Great blog today! But they're always good!
Grassy-ass, sabatkes...
Maybe this is the person behind Cher's cross dressing bunny? I think I'll pass on staying there though.
that hotel rocks! i bet you even have to pay for ice. and if you ask for ice, they probably give you a number to a drug dealer name bugs who wears enough bling to blind you and enough fake fur to actually make you think about dating him for a minute just for the family photos alone.
cher, so you were there last summer, werent you!
roflmao 2 Live Crew -- go check out todays post -- I have two of their tapes/cds.......
BIG BOOTY HOsssssssssssssssssssssss
I so wanna make out with you and Kurtis Blow....
That is one classy joint. I hope it is still in business. I think I have solved my anniversary plans for next year. Thank you LB, you are the best.
well if you can count an hour as staying there...then i guess i was.
Pretty cool sign.
LOL!!! I bet the PDA couple from McDonalds ended up there, LOL!!! We used to have the Thunderbird Motel back home, kind of reminds me of that.
They should change the name to "the Quickie" motel
Well, tickle my bunny ears! It's a no-tell mo-tel. I work by three of those. You can almost taste the Vaginal Herpes in the air!
Ewww.... "taste the Vaginal Herpes" *cough/gag* what a sensory overload in NOT A GOOD WAY!!! Thanks damasta! LOL!!!
damasta, you have guilted me into paying for your treatment...im sorry, i was hoping the one who got my sloppy seconds was a stranger....
you so need to post them...or send em to me, i will exploit them!!!
Ahhh yessss the Big Bunny Motel....where people do it like rabbits and find more than one kind of hare(hair) in the beds !!
I bet they had a recording at the check-in counter that said...."ahhh what's UP Doc?"
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