Da Da Da Da Da...I'm not Lovin' it!
Two all beef patties...special sauce...lettuce cheese....pickles onions in a booth...
I wanna give out a special "Get Bent" to the couple at McDonald's in the San Fernando Valley today, who made me lose my appetite, cuz they were making out...at the table...he sorta resembled Grimace...El Grimace-o...
I deliberatly sat in front of them, so I could snap the photo and make then think I was a perv for watching...They stopped, but she continued to tweek his giant man-boob nipples...
The photo spares you from the gruesomeness of it...I have not seen that much face-eating since Silence of the Lambs...
All I could think was Big Mac plaque...and Fish-Fil-a breath...
I wanna give out a special "Get Bent" to the couple at McDonald's in the San Fernando Valley today, who made me lose my appetite, cuz they were making out...at the table...he sorta resembled Grimace...El Grimace-o...
I deliberatly sat in front of them, so I could snap the photo and make then think I was a perv for watching...They stopped, but she continued to tweek his giant man-boob nipples...
The photo spares you from the gruesomeness of it...I have not seen that much face-eating since Silence of the Lambs...
All I could think was Big Mac plaque...and Fish-Fil-a breath...
ByLBseahag at 10:39 PM
32 Comments:
He probably just had something stuck in his teeth or the roof of his mouth. She was probably just trying to help him out by prying it out with her tongue. Nice girl.
Actually, I don't know what's worse, seeing people make out in restaruants or the pattern on the booth....
Hope you got your appetite back!
Oh great now I lost my appetite and I haven't even had breakfast yet!!!
WHY are people so gross?!?!
I was at the mall recently and saw "Jack Spratt and his wife" He couldn't have weighed more than 80' if he was lucky and she was really tall (about 6.5') and about 400'. No biggie right? Right, but!!! She was wearing tight white pants (In November?!?) with a black thong and they were stopping about every few feet to make out...in front of people...at the mall!!! Talk about gross!!!
No food court for me that day!
Oh and giant man-boob nipples, LOL!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!
That's when you walk up to them and say, "allright you two, take this horrific display to Burger King, where you can have it your way, we'll have none of that here !!
I'm sorry, sometimes my brother and I get a little carried away. And I wasn't tweaking his nipples, I was trying to jump start his pacemaker. Meet me there tommarow and I'll buy you a fish-fillet. extra tartar sauce for the table.
Stacy- eww..human floss..that is gnarly...
skiing, i agree...since when did mcdonalds turn so Bobby Trendy?
Big Mama- that is a terrible site...was it in Fresno? where are you located? and what store, so i never go there...
superspy- do you think she woke up with the king, or a whopper?
Baby jewels, did you and the bro at least offer Ronald for a 3some?
that would be hot...or perhaps mayor mc cheese....
"It rubs the lotion on the skin!!!!!"
I'd like to mangle your burger...
mmm....cheese please...
I am WAY over here in Savannah, Georgia. And that horrible eye-burning PDA was at the local mall right smack dab in the middle of the place....not far from the food court, ugh!!! I will never look at that place the same again. I refuse to touch the handrails any more, LOL!!!
Maybe she woke up to the chicken fingers...ackkkkkkkkkk
HAHA niiiicee! you should have thrown your drink on them to cool them off.
LOL!!! That was such a visual phats, LOL!!!
Looking at that picture is giving me an acid flashback. Sorry you lost your lunch.
LOL!! Ew.... I can't be with someone who has bigger boobs then me!
You're lucky you couldn't see the action happening under the table.... it may have given you nightmares.
almost the same as MrShife, except it gave me acid reflux!
you know they were having an affair right? no real couples actually act like that.
ATTENCION!!!
myself and some other bloggers will post a shitload of bizarre confusing (not insulting) comments on THIS BLOG.
basically, this person will get about 30+ really bizarre comments at the same time. So for you folks in the west coast, you'll wanna come up with something strange to say and post it on that blog at precisely 11:30am Pacific time. (12:30pm MST, 1:30pm CST, and 2:30pm EST).
Go here & here to find out what this is about.
sorry, it kinda looks like i'm somekind of spamwhore here, but its easier to copy and paste this stuff!
"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!"
Oh BTW, Jamwall-You are SUCH a Spamawhore...But we loves ya!
okay, i'm an idiot.
we wanna do this TOMORROW 11:30am pacific time, 12:30pm MST, 1:30pm CST, and 2:30 EST.
sorry. get your gears ready tomorrow.
ew!
HAVE THE LIPS STOPPED SCREAMING, CLARICE?!?!
hello stacy! how come you never visit me anymore? was it something i said? ;)
Jamwall, I am gonna kill you....
ricky? would you and stacy like to be alone?
Jamwall and I will leave..
come on, spinning girl, kris, cher and twolf...lets get outta here...
I've been known to say to overly aggressive couples in my Subway, "You know, there's a really cheap Motel right down the road. Real cheap. And I think they have hourly rates, too."
now i feel like just a cheap gigolo who wears my michael jordan cologne and funyun grease for no reason...
Co, you mean the Big Bunny motel?
OMG I literally laughed out loud on this HAHAHA Thanks alot seahag I just spit coke all over my shirt
the big bunny motel??? i've gigoloed over there...
ricky, im joking...
your site's a bit too religious for me...sorry...i am very offensive...i didnt wanna scare you!
No way Mel! And you can't make me...Oh wait this is YOUR blog...You can too!
Lets go to the "Bugs Bunny" then...
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