Sunday, March 12, 2006

Yes...Believe it or Not, I Actually Read...

I usually don't fall for stupid, cliche girly stuff..until now...
I just got done with a kickass book that I highly recommend to all the single girls out there...

He's Just Not That Into You...
Click here to buy it
Its the best $15 you will ever spend...

I realized after reading it:


Dane, Eric, Josh, Scott, Darrin, Andy, Sean, Chris, Mike, Jakob, Brian, Chad, Derek, Ethan, Frank, Jeremiah, Mark, Nathan, Paul, James, Cole, Patrick, Alex, David, Steve, Alan, Larry, Rod, Richard, William, Ryan, Sam,Dan, Keith, Tim, Kevin, Jared, George,Tyler,Ian, Philip, Victor, Morgan, Ken, Jeremy, Todd and Joaquin

Are Just Not That Into Me...

16 Comments:

Blogger Phats said...

I am still in shock you read!! and it doesn't include "green eggs and ham!"
haha all kidding aside, good for you. I love to read, I am reading an iris johansen book currently

11:13 PM PST  
Blogger Big Mama said...

Either they are just not that in to you, or they all are a bunch of losers! They all have baggage and/or mommy issues. BUT there is NO WAY they are just not that in to you. You are FANTABULOUS to the EXTREME!!! If they can't see that, they are blind, yeah, blind losers!!!

LOL!!! I have heard other good reviews of this book, I may just read it even though I am married (hopefully forever).

9:18 AM PST  
Blogger Crystal said...

You probably do like so many of us have done: Date a worthless emotional fuckwit, then take it personally when they bail. If this book helps women get over this condition, I need to buy a few copies for some friends.

Just let me know when you want me to peruse the singles sites for you. Read my "middle-aged fish" post to verify my credentials as an expert. :)

10:07 AM PST  
Blogger SuperSpyGal said...

Dane, Eric, Josh, Scott, Darrin, Andy, Sean, Chris, Mike, Jakob, Brian, Chad, Derek, Ethan, Frank, Jeremiah, Mark, Nathan, Paul, James, Cole, Patrick, Alex, David, Steve, Alan, Larry, Rod, Richard, William, Ryan, Sam,Dan, Keith, Tim, Kevin, Jared, George,Tyler,Ian, Philip, Victor, Morgan, Ken, Jeremy, Todd and Joaquin

ALL SUCK !!...

;)

10:21 AM PST  
Blogger Design Goddess said...

Is there a cliff's notes or book on tape version???

11:11 AM PST  
Blogger DaMasta said...

I'm with Madmeer. Fucking sign me up to THAT club. Worthless emotional dimshits are my specialty. I eat them for breakfast. On a quesadilla.

I don't know how to read. I just finished Million Little Pieces and I kicked my coke habit that I didn't have. But this book sounds like it would better suit me. Hmm.. might be worth a read.

11:17 AM PST  
Blogger BUMBLE!!! said...

How can you tell that all of these people aren't that into you?

What can you do to improve your status and make them that into you?

I really want to know what gals are thinking - perhaps you should share your divine wisdom garnered from a book named after a sex and the city quote (I've seen parts of 3 episodes, and yes, I've seen that quote - I admit it).

Have a better 1.

6:35 PM PST  
Blogger JM said...

That is a lot of people. I'm glad you realized it.

7:39 PM PST  
Blogger J.R. Kinnard said...

Now these were individual relationships, right? This isn't like a football team or something. 'Cause I'm pretty sure a gangbang only counts as one "relationship".

8:06 PM PST  
Blogger Jay Noel said...

That's a whole lotta guys you list there. Are some of them celebrities like Joaquin? Maybe Jared is the Subway guy?

8:21 PM PST  
Blogger DaMasta said...

She BETTER not be oogling my man...


:-t

Joaquin Phoenix is MINE!!

5:56 AM PST  
Blogger Zen Wizard said...

What do they know?

I'm into you. I don't know, how much into you that into you is, but...

(Wasn't that the title of a really bad Sex and the City episode, anyway??)

2:57 PM PST  
Blogger mkecurler said...

I read this even though I'm hitched up. It made me laugh!

7:10 PM PST  
Blogger Crystal said...

Ok, Damasta. You can have Joaquin Phoenix since you called him first, but I got dibs on that sweet little boy kisser, Jake Gyllenhal.

7:11 PM PST  
Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Don't waste the pretty!

7:42 PM PST  
Blogger Spinning Girl said...

oh and p.s. Fuck you, Amy Campbell! I haven't seen you since 3rd grade, but I'm pretty sure if you were around your skanky ass would latch on to my man!

10:28 AM PST  

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