Just Say No Hair to Mohair...
Common Name: Angora
Other Common Names: Mohair
Scientific Name: Capra hircus
Group: Wool Goat
Origin or Range: Angora
Relative Size: Smaller Than Average
(as compared to other goats)
Average Lifespan: 11 year(s)
Compatibility: Non-Aggressive
(as compared to other goats)
Category: Mammals ยป Goats
You see this asshole? I am HIGHLY allergic to him...And that coworker still insists on wearing the damn mohair sweater jacket she knitted at the office, on the days I am there. Like this week, I am in the office 4 days. She keeps wearing it! Most weeks I am only there on Mondays, if even that...She has plenty of time to wear that piece of shit when I am not there...
Question: Do you think it is inconsiderate to wear something in the workplace that you know causes a coworker to sneeze like oh, say, 50 times in a row?
This situation blows goats...someone get me some matches, I am gonna take Eric G's advice and burn it...
ByLBseahag at 9:56 AM
10 Comments:
Grape juice, forget the water and pour purple grape juice ALL over it. Ooops, it must have slipped... LOL!!!
Definitely not a cool thing to do, especially if she knows you have an allergy.
Tell her the coat makes her butt look fat. LOL!! That'll put an end to the coat wearing days.
LOL!!! Sherri, that was good!
Tie her down and shave her like the goat she is!
Dude, you seriously have to tell her that it makes you sneeze. She's got to have ANOTHER sweater. Shit, I see homeless people all the time with, like, five layers of jackets.
Seriously, though, tell her.
And then kick her in her fucking goat ass.
So Jaded beat me to it. That was my suggestion too...
Do you think it is inconsiderate for this girl to wear something at my workplace that causes me to masterbate 50 times a day?
I'd would slip and spill something on it.
Better yet use spray paint like they do to fur coats.
Really now I would talk to your boss and tell him ? her that you have a problem with the jacket. If they don't do anything about it. Workmans comp. Till she dosen't wear it.
that there's a purdy critter.....mind if i borrow her?
i'd accidentally sneeze on her every time the mood struck. you're supposed to let mohair airdry, instead of tossing it into the dryer, so that'll give you a break at least every other day...
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