I am on my way down to the Sex Shoppe in Whittier where my gay friend Shayne works.

He has a product called Deep Throat. Its a spray that numbs your throat so you can take it all.
He said, come down to the store and I will spray you down with it. Gee, those words sound familiar. But isn't spraying you down in a store without actually "testing" it seem almost like giving a starving dog a rubber bone? If I am convinced enough to buy it, I will have to sit patiently all numb and stingy and wait for a victim.

The guy who created this must've used Chloraseptic a lot. I wonder if Deep Throat is anti-bacterial. "Made with the same active ingredients found in Comet!"

Now on about my next subject, Donkey Shows. Joab brought it up. He hails from the homeland of Donkey Love, Mexico.
Its so wrong its right.
And since it is hard to find a guy who is hung like a horse...
Do you think the ass will come, then kick you out?
Hee-haw.

Now onto the next subject. I am truly fascinated by people who "have sex" with balloons.
I plan on doing more research and spending much more time on this one, later.

For now, piece out!