Jinx The Wondercat

Don't Call it a Comeback!

2010-12-27T03:41:00.001-08:00

I have really misss the satisfaction I get from blogging. Lemme go think up some new shite and get back to u.

2009-01-10T09:11:00.000-08:00

This frickin' makes me laugh...thang...oh, you speakin' ebronics!

Holy, Crap!!! Where am I????

2008-12-29T22:43:00.000-08:00

Whoah, I am blogging...it's been forever...

Here is a pic of Booger, my newest addition...isn't he darling, all scratching his fleas...

Tyson is still the loveable chub-bug...and Jinxy is still sassy as ever...

Jason Castro is MY American Idol...

2008-03-13T08:25:00.000-07:00

Did you Miss Me????

2008-03-11T15:23:00.000-07:00

That Tyson...what a dork...like, oh my god! Doesn't he know that Hello Kitty is soooooo yesterday...

I have a new love this year...it is called instant oatmeal...

God save this queen....

Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!

Six blocks from home...

Yay. I rode in this car in San Diego...What a whale of a good time...

and someone said I was a bad photog...

Random New Photos

2007-08-01T08:28:00.000-07:00

I have taken some time away from blogging, as you know...but since all my fans out there are beating down my door asking about my big comeback, here are some random photos.

Tired, there, Jess?
I absolutely love this little guy...

If you are on my blog you have made the bigtime...

My new (dirty) car...

Don'tcha love photos you can blackmail with?

Jinx is alive and well, sassy as ever...

Luci and Dave at the Garlic Festival...

Me and my hero at the Garlic Festival...you want fries with that shake?

This man scares me.

I slipped and landed on a cigar in DC...

2007-07-24T15:03:00.000-07:00

I just returned from a fun-filled trip to Washington DC...Here's the hotel I stayed in, I trying to not look all broky-broke in this joint!
Nathan's, in Georgetown, a restaurant where I ate breakfast. Supposedly this is where JFK Jr. asked Carolyn Bessette to marry him...how tender...til we found out he was a cheat! fucker.

The White House!
Any former Ford owner should be able to appreciate this photo of some nub in a tie with a broken down Escort.
And right now I do not feel like adding any clever comments, so shut the fuck up and enjoy my photos, bitch.

Mr. President, I'll show you my oval office...

I am Alive!

2007-03-17T16:49:00.000-07:00

And pulling a Britney Spears/Jason Alexander on yo asses. Marriage ain't for me...

But get this, I got a rad new job recently, working from home...think Gnomes...think travel...

Other than that, all is good, sorry I gave up on my blog, bitches...

2007-02-07T20:04:00.000-08:00

whoah...I disappear from blogger for a few weeks, and I come back, and wow! a new blogger...

Check it out, Spinning Girl revealed her package

Not that package, you sicko......the neato box of lovin'...no, not that box...

BTW....that dumb chick from Charles in Charge and Benson has my name, Melissa Fisher, but goes by Missy Gold...

That whore...

I got an email from someone who thought I was her...this could be fun...

Damnit.

2007-01-20T14:38:00.000-08:00

I met Eva Mendez at LAX, and dammnit, my camera was in my cheked suitcase.
She was cute, but shook hands like a 97 year old lady.
How charming.

2007-01-12T19:32:00.000-08:00

Foot-Mattress Queen

2007-01-06T14:20:00.000-08:00

I own a pink pair of Floatie Sugar Shoes. i bought them a year ago in San Diego. But somehow, I feel like the only person on earth who owns these. They feel like walking on a crib mattress. Airy, cushiony, but heavy as bricks when you walk.

Do any of you wear these, know someone who wears these? Do you love 'em or hate 'em?

Happy New Year!

2007-01-01T08:54:00.000-08:00

Sorry about the neglect on this site. I have been lounging and doing not a damn thing for about 11 days. Hopefully you are doing the same.

I'll be back later! oh, and the box of goodies for Spinning Girl is almost completed and will be sent later this week. YAY!

Viva Las Vegas

2006-12-10T18:43:00.000-08:00

I started out the first two nights at the Stratosphere. Decent rooms, poor front desk service, and a shitty $35 room service steak dinner that tasted like I cooked it! And they gave me ketchup....for a steak? The nerve!

Then for the two other nights, I stayed at Hard Rock Hotel....Am I in love...the rooms are awesome, and my room service arrived looking delish!

Look! A fully stocked bar,snacks, and sex games and toys...all for sale in the convenience of your own room....

I then was invited to a big work-related shindig....Earth, Wind and Fire performed...I love that song "After the love is gone..."

Is it me, or does this guy totally look like Leonardo DiCaprio?
Nothing like a good headlock from a hottie...
My dear friend Miss M...she has a sense of humor like mine...and I think she kicks ass.

West Coast Chopper Burgers

2006-12-10T17:15:00.000-08:00

On my way home from the airport, I stopped by Jesse James' Cisco Burger, next door to West Coast Choppers in Long Beach...and guess who I meet?

Look at what he drives....Sandra Bullock is lucky...he's kinda hot in a skanky kind of way...

2006-12-03T11:21:00.000-08:00

Come with me later this week to Sin City...

And we will soon be ready for an inventory of goodies for Spinning Girl's box!

Mr. DeMille, Jinx is ready for his closeup...

2006-11-24T23:55:00.000-08:00

he's pissed.

For Miss Spinning Girl....

Fresno....there is nothing else to do but buy my staff pizza- poolside...
what? you want me to jump? dare me....

Here is my gift for Spinning Girl...wasabi...and the Lucky Chess thing-a-ma-jig/...

I thought long and hard...what should I get myself for Christmas? I got a stero system....

Gobble Gobble.

2006-11-23T16:23:00.000-08:00

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone...

As if I even need to tell you I am having an adventure...

Mmmmmm...Nothing says lovin' like a chicken-fried steak-brick...even better, its one from Denny's....too bad it wasn't my birthday, I coulda gotten it free....wait a sec, I have a per diem...get me some pumpkin pie!

Screw transfat...it's Thanksgiving!

See food...

Since Spinning Girl has a beef with animals in costumes, I tried my damndest to win these two dumbasses in the machine with the claw at Denny's....Five dollars later, I conceeded...

How's this for an adventure? I went to a Vietemese/Koreon/Thai market here in Fresno...
I shutter to think these Crump Sandwiches are edible...and what the hell...who eats preserved duck eggs? Gnarly...
Yummers...how about a nice juicy canned quail egg? Bet the juice tastes delightful...
I did get Spinning Girl a surprise from here, but blogger is acting up and I can't post the photos...its Wasabi for her peanuts, and a nifty Lucky Chess Game...what is that, you ask? I have no idea, I just happen to love regular chess, and I know Spinning Girl likes anything I like cuz she's cool like that...

Well...have some more stuffing...have a little mashed potatos and some cheese sticks and call it a Thanksgiving LBSEAHAG style...

in Fresno.
*sigh*

A Holla Out to Fresno...Yo Yo Yo .

2006-11-20T22:58:00.000-08:00

In light of my trip to Fresno for the Holiday, I bring you this...Straight outta the hoodz of Fresno, I bring you Kevin Federline....

insert video here.

I will be back after the holiday with a new adventure for all as we put together the box of goodness to be shipped to Spinning Girl

Newsflash!!!!!!!

2006-11-17T08:49:00.000-08:00

I am gonna send something to represent da LBC and the state of California to my idol, Spinning Girl

Come with me, I have six weeks of travel coming up....this should be fun,...

In the words of Lloyd Christmas:

"we're there"

I am gonnna blog this whole experrience

1) need to clip a bit of jinx' fur

2) need to go shopping

3) need to realize I am not the typical LA, so let's get next best! (hhahahhahahah) b

4)fuck you, Amy Campbell!!!!!!!

5)Fuck you Amy Campbell...and my own Amy Campbell, Crissy Rowe...

That whore. Skank...Slut...Trap...Bitch....

Nothing Left For Me To Do But Dance

2006-11-16T22:21:00.000-08:00

I have nothing...

Dance amongst yerselves...I have crap coming up after Thanksgiving...

Go eat some turkey and dressing...I'm busy...

Sorry Folks...we're closed....'member dat????

BTW: I thought Skalawag, my parents' cat was bad enough to be put down....he is okay enough to live life til its fullest for another day...pray that Rainbow Bridge people....it works...SKALAWAG prevails!

Women Rock The Vote

2006-11-07T08:30:00.000-08:00

I have an aunt...an aunt that rocks the vote..an aunt whom I am very proud of....she met Re-run!!! She was the governor of New Mexico's secretary for years. She met Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and a million other higher-ups...anyone you meet in Santa Fe, they know my Aunt Molly Chavez, she has dedicated her life to support the Democratic cause...

And my great aunt, she was actually in office in New Mexico...way to go, girl!

On a side note, Phil Angelides for Governor!

Hilary, divorce that yutz and run for prez...you get my vote only if you stand alone...

Greetings From Salt Lake City

2006-11-05T22:46:00.000-08:00

This place weirds me out...
I am at a travel convention in Salt Lake City, Utah...
I work in the most liberal industry...seeing this guy who impersonates George W. Bush was well worth the fifty bucks...I guess he has been on Larry King and a bunch of other shows...He was hilarious...

What are we having for dinner? Porkchopsh-n-applesaucesh...schwell...

Side note: this stuff gave me the runs...but that is a personal problem...
This looks like a two-headed dog...but it was two dogs...weird...

Having fun,
wish you were here!

I'm A Litte Bit Country...I'm A Little Bit Rock N Roll....

2006-11-04T07:01:00.000-08:00

Hello from Salt Lake City, Utah...

I should start a new trend out here...
or try to corrupt someone...or get a tattoo...marry an old dude with ten wives...get drunk...go to temple...go to temple and lie...lie down in temple...lie about going to temple...drink a Shirley Temple...boycott Coca Cola....learn how to speak "Cowboy"...buy a Donny and Marie LP...

Too much fun.

Reason #5,647 I Do Not Cook

2006-11-02T15:28:00.000-08:00

Mmm...Let's cook a steak...Oh, gee...I don't know how...I know! I will bake it! With a drizzle of Liquid Smoke for that fresh off the grill flavor!

*sniff* *sniff*
What's that smell? Why is it all cloudy in here?
7 hours later in a 450 degree oven...

I didn't even get a visit from Long Beach Fire Department for this beauty...those slackers...

2006-10-31T11:37:00.000-08:00

I wish this day would never end...Costume #3 for this week...For you, Mae, I was attempting a White Witch from Narnia look...and hey, Erica looks like La Llorona! SpOOkY!

And if that wasn't enough excitement for one day, we had an office pizza party...

magical...simply magical...

Boo!

2006-10-29T08:31:00.000-08:00

Random Photos

2006-10-27T20:48:00.000-07:00

Here ya go...some random photos...
My new friends/coworkers in New Mexico...I am lucky I don't have to pay them to like me!

My new friends love the Lobos. What the hell is a Lobo? Is a Lobo a dog or a poodle?

Trend alert: You are uncool if you do not have a frenchie...I think its a gang...I hear the initiation isn't pretty...

Me being myself....

Have a good weekend, people.

My Saturday in New Mexico...

2006-10-21T20:18:00.000-07:00

Well...I am off to San Francisco for the work week, so I am going to take a quick blog break to bring you this...

please enjoy more adventures in The Land of Enchantment...

We start the day at Starbuck's...every day must start with Starbuck's...Violet, I did notice they had blueberry muffins, but I got pumpkin...

Wowzer...Check out Camel Rock...awesome...look at his humps. I said humps. His lovely camel humps.

Next...We went to Chimayo, New Mexico, to the Santuario Catholic Church, a popular place known for its healing dirt...Go google it, I don't know anything more. I attended mass, so leave me alone...

Any church that has a horse that likes me is my kinda place...
Extreme closeup! This dude liked me...

This is one of two rooms in the church that has shrines for people to pay homage to their sick or deceased loved ones...

This is the healing dirt, with a scoop so you can take some home...wonder if it clears acne...
Three random crosses in the church yard.

Next...We went to Abiquiu, New Mexico, a Spanish-grant-owned town in which my paternal great grandmother and aunt and her family lived...while there, we visited the local historian...this place is also the home of the famous artist, Georgia O'Keeffe...

Here is a spooky graveyard, and a few long-lost relatives of mine...

The one with the cross and overturned flowers is actually unmarked...how sad...
Poor Billy Lopez...too bad I didn't get a share of the inheritance. I might have scored a free horse or adobe shack...

The storyteller guy shared his version of La Llorona. A tale that still haunts me from childhood...however, his was a tad different from the one I heard from my maternal side of family...Enjoy!

My version of La Llorona (as told to me years ago by my late uncle Jim):

There was a beautiful woman whom was married to some guy. He adored her beauty, and kissed the ground she walked on. Then they had a baby girl. After the baby was born, the husband's attention drifted to the baby, and soon she was not as important to him. She drowned her baby in the Rio Grande, and then the husband left her. Now at night, she walks along the river crying for her baby, feeling sorry for herself that she can't find her baby so she can win her husband back...

Spooky!

Doogie Howser Invented the Blog....

2006-10-20T17:30:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the State of Enchantment...Would you like Red or Green?

The highlight of my visit to Albuquerque...lunch with my parents at Neil Patrick Harris' parents' restaurant, Perennial's...

The anticipation builds as I run towards the door...I am totally in love with Doogie Howser...

Lookie! Doogie's dad is the General Manager. His card is located at the cash register...Ronald G. Harris...Owner,General Manager...*sigh*
Choosing just one item on the menu is tough...its a smorgaboard of tantalizing treats...
I wonder if the rest of these guests ever saw Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle...
MMMMM....a Rueben with sweet potato fries....delish

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Seahag...they are fans of Doogie, too...
Now you know where I got my sense of humor...

And guess who comes over to our table????? Yesirreeee...its Doogie's dad, Ronald!!! He was really awesome, friendly, and told me Doogie lives in Studio City...guess who I wanna stalk when I get back to LA???

My dad flirts with a lady twice his age...probably trying to get free pie...

I love you, Neil Patrick Harris!!!!!!!!

Life Really Does Exist in New Mexico!

2006-10-17T19:47:00.000-07:00

This place is a bore...And home of the worst drivers on earth...I will be back in a few days with some fun photos...

2006-10-15T17:28:00.000-07:00

Guess where we are going this week, kids?

A little city called Albuquerque...stay tuned for a new adventure in the Enchantment State...

New Mexican food is a lot different from the rough Mexican food you get here in Cali...how enchanting...

And...LBSEAHAG's parents might make a cameo on my blog, since they are driving down from Denver for the weekend to see me there!

Say goodbye to this...my favorite food (besides White Castle)

Hello, New Mexico!

Jinx Has A Blogcrush

2006-10-14T07:48:00.000-07:00

Jinx loves this gal Violet. Her blog is thoroughly amusing...Check it out, but watch it, Jinx has dibs on her heart...

The Lemonade Stand

Now leave me alone, I am watching the following movies:
She's The Man
The Family Stone
Final Destination 3
The Last Place on Earth

2006-10-13T21:24:00.000-07:00

Nice day for a little strangulation...you think?

2006-10-09T20:26:00.000-07:00

Guess who got to come with me to my hotel in San Diego? He hopes there's room service...

Catz in the Hood

2006-10-08T10:41:00.000-07:00

Long Beach, California:

Jinx got a package today...Wonder what it could be? Perhaps a sweet little mouse toy?

Jinx: Hey, what is this?
Jinx: I didn't order this stupid red thing...

Jinx:Yo, I ordered dis here, fool!

Jinx, this is a gun. We don't allow guns in this house...are you in a gang?

Jinx: I be a Cat wit a Gat....Bee-otch...

Jinx: Which one of you pussy cats wanna get capped first?

Jinx:
Woke up quick, at about noon jus' thought that i had to be in Compton soon
i gotta get drunk before the day begins before my mother starts bitchin' about ma friends...
about to go and damn near went blind young niggaz at the path throwin' up gang signs...
ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip
wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip
bailed outside and pointed ma weapon just as i thought the fools kept steppin'
jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride i got front back, and side to side
then i let the alpine play pumpin' new shit by NWA...
it was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list then i played my own shit and it went somethin' like this...

cruisin down the street in my six-fo'
jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes went to the park to get the scoop knuckleheads out there cold, shootin' some hoops
a car pulls up, who can it be a fresh El Camino rollin kilo G
he rolled down his window and he started to say its all about makin' that G.T.A.
cuz the boys in the hood are always hardyou come talkin that trash, we'll pull ya cardknowin' nutin in life but to be legit'dont quote me boy cuz i aint said shit...

My Field Trip

2006-10-06T09:47:00.000-07:00

What have I been up to this week? I have been in Palm Springs, California...Here is a ram at the visitor center...I totally wanted to ride him...but I was with a coworker...

Speaking of riding, this random saddle was located at some shop that fixes hotel ice machines...the guy working there noticed me eyeing it...

Yeeowch!

Lookie! A lizard!

Look! Suzanne Somer's house on the other side...

Let's have a closer look, shall we?

My dream retro house...

Can't wait to get back to LA today...Everyone, have a great weekend!

2006-10-04T22:57:00.000-07:00

Jinx: Help! Save me from this crazy bitch!

I Want My Toof Back, You Bitch!

2006-10-03T21:33:00.000-07:00

Remember when I did this? Cat Toothpaste didn't work as well as I thought...

Two weeks ago, I got a molar yanked...
it was dead...ready to float to that big mouth in the sky...or better yet, under my pillow in hopes the Tooth Fairy would pity me and give me some moolah...Dental work is quite expensive; the new molar implant I get in 6 months is gonna cost me a grip!

Let's take a look under my pillow, and see what kind of fortune that wonderful little Tooth Fairy left me! I am giddy! Oh, look...a card...
Like a birthday card from Aunt Irene, I bet there is money inside! I can hardly wait!!!
What the....

Screw you, Tooth Fairy, Dr. Edward Wyler,D.D.S. Pet Dental Toothpaste, and sugar...

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow....

2006-09-30T15:09:00.000-07:00

Attention Lurkers (Family and Friends) and Mae: This story is for you...
Back in the day, circa 1998, I thought I was all that and a bag of chips (a 1990s catch phrase, how appropriate).
I spent like 2 hours a day getting ready for work, and even longer on Saturday nights, where I was a total clubrat...

I spent much of my time chasing a guy named Shane P., whom obviously only wanted me for cheap sex, but I don't have time to get into that...

So...anyways...

I did what most wannabe Round the Way Girls did to increase their "score-ability..."

I got me a weave.
Uh-huh...that's right, girl...

Now, this was not just any old weave...this was a humungous head of glue and spiral curls down to the middle of my back, in a dark, chestnut color.
What's the significance in this story, you ask?

Well...I left a trail in my wake...not only of heartbreak and general whore-ishness, but of hair.

All over.
Friends and families' houses.
A territorial pissing, just waiting to be sucked up on "vacuum day". Big clods of human-hair shipped directly to the U.S. from Asia...Don't even get me started on what your shower drain would look like after I stayed the night at your house!
Even worse, I had rubber-based glue all over my carpet at my apartment back then...
About a year later, I decided to take it out and let my real hair grow in. I had
bald patches all over my skull and had to wear a wig for like a year until it grew back...The moral of this story is that I finally have something with Jessica Simpson....horror hair stories, and a current score-ablity of zero....

Thank you, Mae Midwest for this bringing up this tragedy...

Reno, 911!

2006-09-27T21:25:00.000-07:00

Today I woke up thinking I was gonna be in L.A. for the rest of the week...several hours later, I find myself on a plane headed to Reno, Nevada. Gotta get to Reno, Stat!
Ahhh...Gotta love a flight on Southwest Airlines...

I am totally bored on this short flight. Let's look at my fake-Uggs...

I cheated on US Weekly with this lame-ass excuse of a magazine...it was filled with stuff I already read on Perezhilton.com weeks ago!
This guy's head itches...BAD!

This Dibert guy is all snoring...perhaps sleeping off a hangover he got from too many drinks with his coworkers at Applebee's last night...

Look! A barf bag!
Blleeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Dilbert doesn't move...
TuRbULanCE!!! Dilbert still doesn't move....

Ahhh...the bright lights of Reno...a hicktown with casinos...neat-o...
Well...that was my weak attempt at adventure. I will try harder next time...
Atlantis, here I come!

LBC In Da House....

2006-09-24T02:13:00.000-07:00

Welcome. Please come along as we experience my neighborhood in Long Beach on a Saturday night...

Pine Avenue 8:05 PM:

Me and Mr. Neighbor (not Mr. Megan's Law Neighbor, but I know you were hoping!) head down to Starbucks for a redeye and a carrot muffin...what a glorious start for an evening of sheer adventure...

Disclaimer:
Mr. Neighbor did not allow me to post his photo, because he fears my blog is cursed. Recently, I blogged about Steve Irwin, and poof! he's dead...and then about Anna Nicole, and poof! Her son dies...Guess I should post about Paris Hilton...ya think????

So...
Off to Wasabi...time for some real nightlife...or sushi...or take your pick, men and women all around in their Saturday-night-best, looking to hook up...
Here's me with my redbull...Since I cannot drink liquor due to meds, I rely on the effervescent punch of caffeine and sugar to buzz me...

Mr. Neighbor channels his inner-cholo and chooses mucho Corona...Nothing sets off the flavor of wasabi like a mexican beer...

While scanning around this total meat market, I make eye contact...my fire of desire is lit...I am burning...yearning...filled with lust...
A piece of chocolate cake!!!

Let's zoom in, shall we?

It was love at first site... it was giving me the eye...saying, "eat me...lick me off your fingers, Hotstuff. I'm moist and delicious.."

What a vision of bliss, a perfect square of chocolatey goodness...

Then my batteries died, and I snapped photos with my phone, but now the photos sit in cell phone purgatory til my sorryass figures out how to get them onto my laptop...

Later...there is drama on da streetz...

Don't those cops know the worst crime here in LB is the intent to damage eyes of innocent bystanders with bad fashion choices????...

"Excuse me, Miss...I'm going to have to place you under arrest for wearing pencil jeans rolled up with heels...and for failure to follow the no-white shoes after Labor Day...and your friend for pre-meditated murder of the color yellow..."

This sign rocks...If I could of, I would've stolen it...and given it as a gift to one of the many pedophiles in my neighborhood...as a getting-out-of-jail-gift!

Well...thanks for joining me on my adventure. I know I am boring as hell, but hey, at least I don't own white shoes!

Tastes Like Chicken.

2006-09-22T21:16:00.000-07:00

JINX: "What the hell is this?"
JINX:"Hey, baby...come here often?"

JINX: "Hmmmm...what's this?"

Moral of the story...everyone knows a little cock'll doodle do...

*sigh*guess we're having omelettes for breakfast...

Nice Day For A White Wedding....

2006-09-18T21:26:00.000-07:00

What kind of moron, drives 14 hours to go to a wedding and then loses the roll of film used at the wedding????
Me.
What a dumbass I am...So here are some photos from the night before the wedding...

Surburbia at its finest- Littleton, Colorado...My friend Dave, whom I have known since I was fourteen years old, owns this with his now-wife, Kat. After living in the concrete jungle known as LA for so long, coming to a place like this is very menacing to one's mental state...but I saw stars in the sky, and played fetch with the dogs, so life was good...

The happy couple telling me, "Dammit, it's midnight...there goes my freedom forever!"

The blushing bride, Kat...she is just stunning...they have been together for like seven years...any girl that can put up with a man for that long deserves a crown...

I fell in love with a boy...his name is Baron...he has gorgeous black hair and a big, wet snout...

Dave and his mom, Carol...she is funny and cool, I hung out with her a lot those few days, we are both huge fans of coffee......Growing up, Dave had one of those houses with an attic where you could hide from the 'rents and drink, eat shrooms, and smoke...It was so hilarious, I hadn't seen his mom for about 12 years..and when we would see her, we would avoid her, as any teenager does...she said, "I don't remember you..."
I said, "It's cuz we hid from you all the time!"

And here is Shaun, Dave's younger brother, whom we tortured when he was a bratty kid...this photo makes him look all Arkansas; he really isn't missing his front teeth...what's that you say? Why yes, he does live in Arkansas, now...hard to believe he is 31, he seemed so much younger than us back then...I used to think he invented "the shroom milkshake"...one time we kicked him and his dorky friend Joel out of the car at a gas station in the hood. By the time we went to pick them up a few hours later (to teach them a lesson), their mom had to drive through rush-hour traffic to pick him up...Hence, the reason we hid from her!!!

What a fun time I had...can't wait to hang out at their house at Christmas...I wish they'd adopt me...

Finally!!!!

2006-09-14T20:05:00.000-07:00

August 18, 3006...Cher is talking to me on the phone while srubbing the bathroom...company's a-comin'! (Cher has this cool basket in her bathroom...it has stuff in it like a hotel- shampoo, conditioner, razors, lotion...she is an awesome hostess...It was hard not to steal her towels...)

After a flight to Seattle, a drive to Tswassen Bay, and then a two hour ferry ride to Victoria, Cher and I meet, in the flesh!
Me and Cher....why does my eye look all quazi-moto? hello...moto...
The night I arrived, Cher, Rob and I went to a really cool restaurant called Pagliacci's...Here we are smoking outside, since BC is just like Cali...no smoking indoors...sheesh...damn, it was cold...and like I need to be eating pasta, I look like a whale! On a side note, Canadians say "Paa-sta"...we say Pahh--sta". Why do we sound British on that word? Its ass-backwards..

At the table, Cher spotted a fly...through the powers of Karate Kid's Myogi, I caught it.
Didn't your momma tell you not to play with your food?

Suddenly, the fly did a backflip.

He landed in the candle on the table...and poof! He was gone...To this day, Cher thinks that fly was Criss Angel...

Lookit here...foaming butt-cleaner...for toilets...
And outside the restaurant...we got some live entertainment...

Rob killed dinner for us! How delish! Hens run rampant in the streets of Victoria...
Later that night...we get a chocolate-high on Aero Bars and 100 Grands..
Rob is delighted...
I brought Gonzo a laser-light toy...we enjoy it more than he does...what's supposed to be just a speck of light turns out to be a set of eyes...very eerie...I think the magical fly had something to do with this, but I could be wrong...
Gonzo thinks we're nuts..

Remember this house from Cher's blog last October?

We went there! We were nosing around, when this old lady opens the door...she has silver hair in ringlets, a long, flowing skirt, and an apron on...Cher was brave...she said, "Hi, is this a museum? Can we have a look around?"
The weird lady took us through her mad-hatter backyard wonderland thingy...it was fricking surreal...

Cher was being all sneaky trying to snap a photo of this lady...I think it would of helped identify her if she would have mistaken Cher for Gretl and shoved her into the oven...
This is just nuts...she said she did this just cuz she wanted to...
I love that attitude...but what I would've loved more would've been for her to invite us in for tea and cookies...or at least a dip of acid...

This trip was so kickass...Thanks again to Cher and Rob and Crofton and Everett and Gonzo for their friendship...
Gawd, I love these people!!!!

oh...and damn Canadian drivers...my rental car got wrecked...

2006-08-23T20:26:00.000-07:00

Oh, my gawd....Victoria Rocks!

And Cher, Rob, Crofton and Everett are so awesome in person. We had such a blast checking out the city, drinking coffee, eating...we ate a lot...a lot of garlic, that is...

Everyone out there in blogland, I highly reccommend actually visiting someone you met on here, to experience what other peoples' lives are like...it was so kickass to get out of the hustle and bustle of LA and spend time with such good people...

And I am soooo sorry to everyone, for not visiting blogs like I should...I will be back in full force soon...

Cher has the photos, I think she will be posting them soon!!!!

Canada or bust...

2006-08-20T15:45:00.000-07:00

Hey! I leave for Victoria, BC tomorrow...stay tuned for the fun and antics of Mel and Cher!!!!

2006-08-11T18:59:00.000-07:00

2006-08-08T11:47:00.000-07:00

Guess what?
I am going to Victoria, BC, and I am gonna meet up with Cher! Yes, that Cher! Nutmeg Hotline Cher! And we are gonna blog it...

Isn't the internet kick-ass?

2006-06-25T06:23:00.000-07:00

Poor thing...this tortoise lived to be 175 years old...and probably really died cuz Steve Irwin was teasing and poking her with a twig...

2006-06-21T13:55:00.000-07:00

I'm Gonna GOOGLE My Lunch....

2006-06-19T22:16:00.000-07:00

Dammit...I hate google. I was looking up the words "santa head" cuz I was gonna photoshop a neato photo of Michael Jackson to make him Santa Claus in light of the new law they are passing in California to do criminal checks on mall Santas and Easter Bunnies...

And in my search, I found this gnarly shrunken head...

Cool.

Knock Knock...White Castle Calling....

2006-06-17T14:34:00.000-07:00

Most of the time when someone knocks on my door its usually some dumbass showing up without a phone call, or two nerdy teenage bible-thumpers wearing bike helmets and pen protectors...

But this time...it was a UPS guy...
Was he cute? No, but he had a big package...

A box, people...a box...

With a packing slip...sent from Ohio....hmmmm....

Inspector Jinx verifes the box is not a bomb, nor anthrax...Tyson is not so sure...

Why its a bag....from White Castle!
Let's see what is in this bag, shall we?
A mug, t-shirt, and a hat....badass!

How did they know I have a refrigerator magnet collection?
A pen! To write White Castle love letters, I'm guessing...

I almost ate the two free coupons for boxes of frozen White Castle burgers available in my grocer's freezer....

Thank you, White Castle!!!by the way...can I be your Jared??????

Dammit Dammit Dammit

2006-06-15T20:20:00.000-07:00

I have the coolest surprise to show everyone, a package I got in the mail today....but my damn laptop's doo-hickey that uploads digi photos is broken, and I went to three, count 'em, THREE stores with those magical machines that let you print or write to cd, and they were broken! ARRRRGGGHHHH!

I will get it done tomorrow, so please come back!

Bush Doesn't Care for Blind People

2006-06-15T07:44:00.000-07:00

This story is hilarious! George pokes fun at a reporter during a press conference for wearing sunglasses when it is overcast outside. Turns out, the guy supposedly has an eye condition that will eventually make him lose his site...

Opps!
This is true comedy..you can't make this shit up....

So let's talk about times when you stuck your foot in your mouth...the floor is open, please share....

2006-06-14T19:48:00.000-07:00

Happy Hump Day...

On This Day- June 11, 2002

2006-06-11T20:37:00.000-07:00

Four years ago today, I moved from po-dunk Denver, Colorado to Los Angeles...

I traded this...

For this!

And this traffic...

For this traffic!

Here is a view of my old office in Denver...

And here is where I work now...(actually, I work in one of those buildings...no, not at LAX, you stalker!)

Old tree...

Palm tree!

But really, life began in my new city the day a 6-month old stray cat walked up to me in Long Beach and begged me to take him home and name him Jinx The Wondercat...
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Follow your dreams, or someone else will come by and snag them and leave you with nothing to brag about -An old coworker from the Sheraton, 1993

Blog This, and My Friend!

2006-06-07T22:34:00.000-07:00

Ever been to a family reunion? They suck, don't they...

Ever wonder what would happen if we actually hosted a "Blogger Reunion"? Its not a reunion, per se, since not a lot of us have met...but still the same...old souls connecting...

Who would show up?

A huge family from Wiltbilly, Arkansas?
Or...did this guy write you poems in the night, and promise he would love you to death, forever? (or did you read between the lines, in his scary html coding?)

< + U and I >/\ = TrUe L0Ve 4 Ever/<.>

Or...for all you perverted men out there, who insists that every chic that blogs you is "so hot, with fake boobs, and wants to get on you"

They just want you to get to know 'em for their mind, first! They really look like this...come on, its the mind that counts...
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful! (in background: "shut up, Cleetus! I ken't think straight wit all that hoopin' 'n hollerin'! I'm trying to get me a man! Go pay the phone bill!)

I totally want to have a blogfest, and I am looking for your thoughts and ideas about locations, etc. I work in the hotel industry, so I know I can hook us up with good room rates, etc...

Talk to me...

LBSEAHAGs Band of the Year....

2006-06-06T21:37:00.000-07:00

I fricking love them...check em out! If you have not heard of them, its Tom De Long from Blink 182s new band; a different genre, a different feel...and its great!

Lyrics: The Adventure by Angels and Airwaves

I want to have the same last dream again,
The one where I wake up and I'm alive.
Just as the four walls close me within,
My eyes are woken up with pure sunlight.
I'm the first to know.
My dearest friends,
Even if your hope has burned with time,
Anything that's dead shall be re-grown.
And your vicious pain, your warning sign,
You will be fine.

Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.

Any type of love, it will be shown,
Like every single tree reached for the sky.
If you're gonna fall, I'll let you know
That I will pick you up, like you for I.
I felt this thing, I can't replace,
Well everyone was working for this goal.
Were all the children left without a trace,
Only to come back, as pure as gold,
To recite this all?

Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin,
Tonight.
Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin,
Tonight.
Hello, here I am
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.

I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.
I cannot live, I can't breathe
Unless you do this with me.

Hello!
Here I am (Do this with me)
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.
(Do this with me)

Hello!
Here I am (Do this with me)
And here we go, life's waiting to begin.
Life's waiting to begin.

Hey Steven S. of Northridge, California-

2006-06-06T09:33:00.000-07:00

Shining Star for You to See

2006-06-01T23:44:00.000-07:00

I'd like to totally give a shout out to a really nice guy who has worked so hard to make it in "the biz", yet has stayed grounded, real, and very sweet.

This is Maiz Lucero, we went to partial Elementary School and High School together. I recently found him on myspace.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Way to go Maiz, you are gonna get that dream role. Thanks for the inspiration!

Most Sitcoms Do This, Why Shouldn't I???

2006-06-01T22:20:00.000-07:00

Here is a rebroadcast of my White Castle weekend back in November...

I showed it to Curtis, a friend that met up with me recently from high school...imagine this being the first thing you find out from someone you once sat across from in Geography...

White Castle Weekend

Dumb People Shouldn't Breed

2006-06-01T21:08:00.000-07:00

Okay...so I have always said I like this broad...now I like her even more, cuz she is gonna go get all fat again...She sucks skinny.

Wonder if she got her eggs from Bobby Trendy...

Poor kid...a flaky mom, a weird attorney named Howard Stern, and a boy who makes glamour look sloppy...

and he won't even see a dime from that old dead dude...Maybe that kid will end up dating Paris Hilton...

2006-05-29T07:48:00.000-07:00

Okay...so I have been on blog hiatus for sometime now...am I back? sort of...I just want to get burned out on it again...

Let's start slowly...Here is a neat-o bird I snapped on my recent trip to Florida. I may even love Daytona Beach as much as I love Long Beach...well...maybe not...

Oh, and by the way, please visit me on myspace-search my email address, mycatjinx@aol.com

2006-04-09T11:31:00.000-07:00

2006-03-25T11:44:00.000-08:00

2006-03-18T11:59:00.000-08:00

#1 Single?

2006-03-16T22:55:00.000-08:00

Remember all that sappy dating and relationship crap I spoke about?

Nevermind.

I totally love my freedom. Being with someone is just to damn high-maintenance for me...

Random sex rules.

2006-03-15T12:45:00.000-08:00

LB Seahag's Movie Review

2006-03-15T11:24:00.000-08:00

Dave Chapelle's Block Party kicked ass...He starts out by planning an outdoor concert in the streets of Brooklyn, by inviting random people from Ohio, with all expenses paid...he invites a few old ladies who know nothing about hip hop, and that was damn awesome they agreed to attend...The best line was when he invited this Mr. T looking guy on stage to freestyle, and the guy was all grabbing for the mic, and he said, "Calm down, don't make me yoke you..."

I loved the whole set up, and mostly I saw it cuz my girl, Erykah Badu performed...she is fricking awesome...

Three thumbs up!

2006-03-14T09:16:00.000-08:00

So let's chat more about dating...the reason I actually care about this subject, is cuz I am close to getting my ass into a relationship...or at least more serious dating than I have experienced in a long time. We'll call him Andy...he is a cool guy, and we have a lot of chemistry...but I am so wrecked from past relationships, that I need all the advice I can get so it doesn't get all mangled...

Tell me about your relationships from hell!

Yes...Believe it or Not, I Actually Read...

2006-03-12T09:43:00.000-08:00

I usually don't fall for stupid, cliche girly stuff..until now...
I just got done with a kickass book that I highly recommend to all the single girls out there...

He's Just Not That Into You...
Click here to buy it
Its the best $15 you will ever spend...

I realized after reading it:

Dane, Eric, Josh, Scott, Darrin, Andy, Sean, Chris, Mike, Jakob, Brian, Chad, Derek, Ethan, Frank, Jeremiah, Mark, Nathan, Paul, James, Cole, Patrick, Alex, David, Steve, Alan, Larry, Rod, Richard, William, Ryan, Sam,Dan, Keith, Tim, Kevin, Jared, George,Tyler,Ian, Philip, Victor, Morgan, Ken, Jeremy, Todd and Joaquin

Are Just Not That Into Me...

Seahag's Thought of the Day...

2006-03-10T08:37:00.000-08:00

Next time someone you know acts like they're hot shit, ask 'em if they can build a nest with twigs and mud... on a wall... with a beak...

2006-03-09T09:46:00.000-08:00

Busy busy week! I will be catching up on everyone's blogs in the next few days...in the meantime, here are some lovely photos from this week's Where's Waldo journey...
This big-ass tank lets you know you are entering the wretched city of Sacramento...
How patriotic!

Sacramento, California...where all of our tax money is blown...

Stockton, California....

I ate at this weird hole-in-the-wall-greasy-spoon called Chuck's....I ordered a chili dog...I've made it a point to eat hotdogs in all the big cities...Chicago, NYC, Toronto...and I have never seen one like this...they cut it up, deep-fried it, and served it on a hamburger bun...perhaps Lorena Bobbit works there...

Onward to more adventure...sans chili dog...

Think Ya Got Enough Toys, There, Toughguy?

2006-03-07T09:40:00.000-08:00

Akk! I am stuck in the bowels of the Bay Area, Oakland...
The best thing about O-town is leaving....Even I ain't ghetto enough to be here....

Gee...wonder what Jinx is doing at home right now...

Welcome to the Red Carpet....

2006-03-05T13:56:00.000-08:00

Today, as a special tribute to my favorite actress, Academy Award winning Joan Crawford (1945, for Mildred Pierce), and Academy Award winner Faye Dunaway, (best actress, Network, 1976) whom portrayed her in Mommie Dearest...

I decided to channel her character in Mommie Dearest...

Here's Faye as Joan Crawford...

Here's my cheapass imitation...

Wait a second....look who else wanted to join in on the fun...
Michael Jackson is asking, is that "I see dead people" kid still a kid?

Vomiting is Fun!

2006-03-05T11:29:00.000-08:00

Nothing like returning from a trip only to get stuck with a case of wicked stomach-flu...chills...stomach pain...headache...barfing...
and on Oscar day...

Thank you, Monica, my co-worker, for sharing this delightful germ with me last Friday...ass.

Sorry Folks! We're Closed!

2006-03-03T22:26:00.000-08:00

I am gonna be gone for a couple days, I am going to be entertained by a cute guy I knew in Denver who relocated with his job here recently...we're going riding in the mountains...yes, we have mountains! and snow!

He must like librarians...

2006-03-03T10:31:00.000-08:00

Dude! It worked! Me being in-telli-ge-ment got me a spot on a killer blog Brain Dead Shit Head, with JR Kinnard, a funny-ass guy in the Pacific Northwest and a few others I need to check out...

It is filled with random humor, so please visit...I know you wouldn't expect anything less...

2006-03-03T07:47:00.000-08:00

In a one last ditch effort to look McIntelligent, Mel gets glasses...

Its Almost That Time of The Year Again....

2006-03-02T19:45:00.000-08:00

Tonight, me and a friend are going to hole-up in my apartment with Kung Pao Chicken, and box of kleenex a bottle of cab, and watch Walk The Line, Hustle and Flow, and Pride and Prejudgice....All Oscar contenders...

This is the best way to really get the most out of the event...Don't ya think?

What was your favorite movie of 2005?

2006-03-01T23:57:00.000-08:00

What has been your experience with working with a backstabber? Please share, so I know I am not alone...

2006-02-28T07:09:00.000-08:00

Is there a petition somewhere I can sign to keep these bitches off the red carpet???

Jinx's Movie Review

2006-02-27T11:48:00.000-08:00

If you absolutely loved Scary Movie 1,2 and 3, you will love this one from the same writers...

This movie was hilarious!

It was a parody on movies such as Briget Jones Diary, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, When Harry Met Sally, etc...the character, played by American Pie cutie Alyson Flannigan starts out as a chunky chick who gets her body pimped a la Pimp Your Ride, then falls for a hot guy she meets in her cafe (like My Big Fat Greek Wedding.)
She then visits Hitch, played by that midget dude from Bad Santa. She then lands this hot guy on The Bachelor.

To play on the windex thing from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, the dad, Eddie Griffin, sprays hummus!

You gotta see the little "asshole" kid from Meet the Fockers say "bee-otch"...and Jinx makes an appearance, but his name is Jinxers...

Good Times!

Goodbye, Don Knotts

2006-02-26T08:57:00.000-08:00

Here's a little trivia. What movie did the character paint a portrait of Don Knotts in an art class?

MMM Good...Magically Delicious...SNAP CRACKLE POP...What the Hell Do Those Keebler Elves Say???

2006-02-25T08:27:00.000-08:00

Hello. Remember my Thanksgiving Pumpkin pie? I am not known as a cook, chef, baker, nor foodie...but I am known to the Long Beach Fire Department, for setting off my alarm any time I risk using my oven.

So I am gonna try again. I am gonna bake cookies today! Plus, since I will be sharing them with a friend, I want to prove to him I didn't add any anthrax. Arsenic, maybe, but that is none of your business...
Okay...I figured the only way to make a little Elfin' Magic, I needed to channel my inner elf.

What I can't figure out, is why in the hell did I splurge on brand name sugars and flour, but bought some off-brand, generic baking soda? I think I saved like 2 cents...

I turn my back for two seconds, and who do you think I find loving-up on the mixer?

Just to prove I ain't nasty like that, here I am washing the mixer attachments...with soap...in hot water...
I might not shop at Tru Valu ever again...look at these eggs I bought...is that Garfield on the left? And Joan Crawford on the right????
Down the hatch! Get it???

I'm mad at the makers of Vanilla Extract...they sell you this big 'ol bottle, and you only need a teaspoon...

Wow! It's starting to look edible!
This, however, is not...Hey...it was only four seconds!
Once again, just to prove I ain't nasty like that...off to the garbarge dump in the sky!

Just look at my oven...this is the mayhem of a year's worth of burnt pizza, pies, and the Marie Callendar's Chicken Potpie I blew up a few months ago...

I am so glad chocolate chip cookies are the kind you don't have to touch with your hands...ew. I bet it feels gnarly in your fingers and when it crusts up your ring...

Yay! Thery're ready to come out of oven-hell!
Guess I was over-doing it when I decided to unplug the fire detector...Eat this, LBFD!

Victory!!!!

The arsenic is kicking in...gotta go...

There.
Now go spread your own lovin' from the oven...

2006-02-24T13:03:00.000-08:00

Stay tuned...for the Elfin Magic project...coming soon...where I will blow up the kitchen yet again, with my baking skills...

What the Hell is This????

2006-02-24T10:40:00.000-08:00

I was sitting there in my my kitchen, and something caught my eye....

(click to enlarge, it's freaky looking...)

Why its a vision of Mr. Hanky embedded in my kitchen cabinet....

Or perhaps it is this...

What do you think????

The Best Five Minutes of Your Life...

2006-02-23T09:09:00.000-08:00

No, I am not talking about sex...that's two minutes...
I'm talking about this:

My buddy Joe Redifer has struck again...with a short film based on a stick-figure war he and this guy Joe G. used to pass back and forth during class in high school...

Its's awesome!

The War

Happy Birthday To My Hero...

2006-02-22T09:28:00.000-08:00

Damn, can we stop with the birthdays???

Happy Birthday, Bradley Nowell...

If you are not familiar with Bradley Nowell, he is the late singer of the band Sublime. Straight out of Long Beach, California, Sublime has remained my favorite band in the world for many years...

Unfortunately Brad succombed to his addiction to heroin...far too soon...but he left us with his heart and soul, a new genre of music, with a mix of rock, ska, punk, hiphop, and reggae flavor...

Today I visited Bradley's grave to pay my respects...

Location: Westminster, CA (near Huntington Beach in Orange County)I don't know about you, but Orange County is the last place I would wanna spend my eternal nap...

Hey, Cher! This is for you! I know you are a huge fan, too...so I left a little something-something to represent ya!
Later, when the stoners arrive to sit around and smoke a bowl here- "Dude...these Rockets like fell from the sky...That's tight..."

No, those lipstick prints are not mine...I stopped doing that a few years ago! I do have my "badfish" ring on for the occasion!

Who is YOUR Amy Campbell?

2006-02-21T09:32:00.000-08:00

I absolutely love when people can recall great stories about evil kids from childhood...I adore this one: Spinning Girl's Tale of Amy Campbell

My Amy Campbell was this dumb bitch, Krissy Rowe.

Picture this:

3rd grade.
St. Bernadette Catholic School, Denver Colorado.
Location: Playground, see photo...

The day before Christmas break...
Little Melissa Fisher is minding her own business, walking along the playground, when she spots 4th grader Krissy Rowe inside the music room with her class. Krissy raises her middle finger, and rubs it down the side of her cheek at little Melissa Fisher.

Oh no, she didn't.

Little Melissa walks up to the window, removes her purple mitten, and raises the bird in the air. Just then, the whole class, including Sr. Catherine Marie, looks up in horror..
Gasps all around the room.

Little Melissa Fisher runs...

Sr. Catherine Marie, an old red-headed nun, leaves the room, and marches out to the monkeybars where little Melissa Fisher is, and calls her inside to the lunch room.

She is pointing and growling, and a piece of her nun-lunch from earlier is spat and lands on little Melissa Fisher's face. She fliches, then gets yelled at more for flinching.

Little Melissa Fisher's punishment? She will wash tables after "the big kids' lunch" for a month when she returns from Christmas Break...

Little Melissa Fisher's Christmas break is ruined by thinking of the humilation, ridicule and torment she would endure from the "big kids" while washing tables...

Not even the Barbie Townhouse Santa brought was a consolation...

January 6th Little Melissa Fisher returns to school, in fear. Thank God for old senile nuns...Sister Catherine Marie forgets the whole thing, and little Melissa Fisher gets off scott free...

Fuck you, Krissy Rowe....

Happy 29th AGAIN?????

2006-02-20T07:23:00.000-08:00

It's my birthday and I'll be a narcissist if I want to....

Little Melissa Ann made her entry to the world in Denver, Colorado, on Tuesday, February 20, 1973 at 7:23 AM...

Here's me as a nerdy third grader...this is around the time I planned on being a runway model when I grew up...

no comments from the peanut gallery...heh.

Fifth grade I discovered hair curlers...how come no one told me that hairdo looked like shit????
I was wearing a LeTigre shirt...stellar...
Now this is damn embarassing...This was taken on my 20th birthday, in 1993, with the late Yoda-cat...Nice frosted hair...This was taken around the time I was stalking a guy named Rod Boer...he worked at Circle K and loved Def Leppard...
you can't see, but I was wearing suede boots with fringe...way cool.
2006-Still proving to be the biggest dork on the planet...and if I had a LeTigre shirt now, I'd wear it proudly...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kurt Cobain
February 20, 1967-April 5, 1994

Ohhh Granny!

2006-02-19T09:00:00.000-08:00

What a way to celebrate my birthday, which is tomorrow...I am gonna scare you with the uncanny resemblance I have to my deceased grandmother...

Everyone, meet my paternal grandma, Faydelia Marquez...

A few weeks after she died, in like 2000, my grandpa saw me and fell over, crying and yelling, cuz I look so much like her...I had to leave so he could calm down!
He died about two years later, and I was fortunate to hold his hand through it...I was like her understudy...I gave the eulogy, too, and now that felt weird...

Damn, I hate my nose....

2006-02-18T13:34:00.000-08:00

This is for you, Michael. L.A. to NYC...My crafty coven and your crafty coven bond....

I Put the HO in Hotel....

2006-02-18T08:29:00.000-08:00

Here is my exciting week...I seldom post about my job, so this is weird...No, I do not work for BW, you stalkers! My hotel-chain-owner just happens to own one and we franchise it from them...
What do I do besides spend 90% of my time on the road? I plan events like this and pray people show up!

The site, Some Small Beach Town, California...

I was playing hostess! One of my hotels had a ribbon-cutting/grand reopening after a major renovation...Even the mayor of this small beach town was present!

Look at this awesome lobby!

The weather has sucked out here for the past few days, so no one was swimming...its been too cold, like in the 60s! BRRRR!

So there you have it, a busy week in the life of Seahag...wasn't it just fun?

2006-02-17T23:08:00.000-08:00

Hey...I'm alive!

I have been way busy with work this week...I will be catching up on everyone's lives this weekend...

In the meantime, here is my boyfriend, Cody...Isn't he beautiful? Wish he was mine...

2006-02-14T20:26:00.000-08:00

2006-02-10T06:41:00.000-08:00

I am gonna take a vacation from blog for a few days...I have family in town I need to entertain...They will get sick of me and go home as planned...

See ya on Sunday!

For Anyone Who Kisses the Corporate Ass...

2006-02-08T09:19:00.001-08:00

My pal Joe Redifer brings you this:

The Working Man

Notice that the star of this movie is the guy, Joe White, whom I was obessed with all through high school...

Come On...This is Hollywood!

2006-02-08T08:10:00.000-08:00

What I think what really happened- Sheryl figured this trend was like, so, OVER!