Saturday, March 25, 2006

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

#1 Single?

Remember all that sappy dating and relationship crap I spoke about?

Nevermind.

I totally love my freedom. Being with someone is just to damn high-maintenance for me...

Random sex rules.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

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LB Seahag's Movie Review

Dave Chapelle's Block Party kicked ass...He starts out by planning an outdoor concert in the streets of Brooklyn, by inviting random people from Ohio, with all expenses paid...he invites a few old ladies who know nothing about hip hop, and that was damn awesome they agreed to attend...The best line was when he invited this Mr. T looking guy on stage to freestyle, and the guy was all grabbing for the mic, and he said, "Calm down, don't make me yoke you..."

I loved the whole set up, and mostly I saw it cuz my girl, Erykah Badu performed...she is fricking awesome...

Three thumbs up!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006


So let's chat more about dating...the reason I actually care about this subject, is cuz I am close to getting my ass into a relationship...or at least more serious dating than I have experienced in a long time. We'll call him Andy...he is a cool guy, and we have a lot of chemistry...but I am so wrecked from past relationships, that I need all the advice I can get so it doesn't get all mangled...

Tell me about your relationships from hell!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Yes...Believe it or Not, I Actually Read...

I usually don't fall for stupid, cliche girly stuff..until now...
I just got done with a kickass book that I highly recommend to all the single girls out there...

He's Just Not That Into You...
Click here to buy it
Its the best $15 you will ever spend...

I realized after reading it:


Dane, Eric, Josh, Scott, Darrin, Andy, Sean, Chris, Mike, Jakob, Brian, Chad, Derek, Ethan, Frank, Jeremiah, Mark, Nathan, Paul, James, Cole, Patrick, Alex, David, Steve, Alan, Larry, Rod, Richard, William, Ryan, Sam,Dan, Keith, Tim, Kevin, Jared, George,Tyler,Ian, Philip, Victor, Morgan, Ken, Jeremy, Todd and Joaquin

Are Just Not That Into Me...

Friday, March 10, 2006

Seahag's Thought of the Day...


Next time someone you know acts like they're hot shit, ask 'em if they can build a nest with twigs and mud... on a wall... with a beak...

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Busy busy week! I will be catching up on everyone's blogs in the next few days...in the meantime, here are some lovely photos from this week's Where's Waldo journey...
This big-ass tank lets you know you are entering the wretched city of Sacramento...
How patriotic!



Sacramento, California...where all of our tax money is blown...



Stockton, California....



I ate at this weird hole-in-the-wall-greasy-spoon called Chuck's....I ordered a chili dog...I've made it a point to eat hotdogs in all the big cities...Chicago, NYC, Toronto...and I have never seen one like this...they cut it up, deep-fried it, and served it on a hamburger bun...perhaps Lorena Bobbit works there...

Onward to more adventure...sans chili dog...

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Think Ya Got Enough Toys, There, Toughguy?

Akk! I am stuck in the bowels of the Bay Area, Oakland...
The best thing about O-town is leaving....Even I ain't ghetto enough to be here....

Gee...wonder what Jinx is doing at home right now...


Sunday, March 05, 2006

Welcome to the Red Carpet....

Today, as a special tribute to my favorite actress, Academy Award winning Joan Crawford (1945, for Mildred Pierce), and Academy Award winner Faye Dunaway, (best actress, Network, 1976) whom portrayed her in Mommie Dearest...

I decided to channel her character in Mommie Dearest...

Here's Faye as Joan Crawford...

Here's my cheapass imitation...

Wait a second....look who else wanted to join in on the fun...
Michael Jackson is asking, is that "I see dead people" kid still a kid?

Vomiting is Fun!

Nothing like returning from a trip only to get stuck with a case of wicked stomach-flu...chills...stomach pain...headache...barfing...
and on Oscar day...

Thank you, Monica, my co-worker, for sharing this delightful germ with me last Friday...ass.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Sorry Folks! We're Closed!

I am gonna be gone for a couple days, I am going to be entertained by a cute guy I knew in Denver who relocated with his job here recently...we're going riding in the mountains...yes, we have mountains! and snow!

He must like librarians...
Dude! It worked! Me being in-telli-ge-ment got me a spot on a killer blog Brain Dead Shit Head, with JR Kinnard, a funny-ass guy in the Pacific Northwest and a few others I need to check out...

It is filled with random humor, so please visit...I know you wouldn't expect anything less...
In a one last ditch effort to look McIntelligent, Mel gets glasses...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Its Almost That Time of The Year Again....




Tonight, me and a friend are going to hole-up in my apartment with Kung Pao Chicken, and box of kleenex a bottle of cab, and watch Walk The Line, Hustle and Flow, and Pride and Prejudgice....All Oscar contenders...

This is the best way to really get the most out of the event...Don't ya think?

What was your favorite movie of 2005?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006


What has been your experience with working with a backstabber? Please share, so I know I am not alone...
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